I saw a flightless one hunting underwater in the Galapagos and it was one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen in my life.

AI error I caught earlier today. That range map is *definitely* Mexico…

Shoot, I forgot alt text. The image is a picture of the book Neanderthal by John Darnton and on the cover there’s an image of a partial Neanderthal skull with fire seen through the broken empty orbits. The tag line is “Their time has come”, which is really funny because they’re extinct.

Literally, just hearing the word Neanderthal makes my sympathetic nervous system kick in. I can feel the anxiety in my chest. Even though I know it’s absolutely ridiculous.

I find this so fucking funny

I went to find my headphones and had to take a picture because the bone always makes me laugh. It lives in this purse.

(Don’t worry, it’s not human. Someone ate pork ribs at the cemetery.)

The goal is to ruin the NP and then parcel it off and sell it to billionaires where they will privatize the land and restrict access.

Just pre-ordered the audiobook!

I couldn’t even follow all those twists and turns.