Andrew Woodhouse
@skyecommercial.bsky.social
Commercial photographer on the Isle of Skye. Never let rain, wind, midges or campervans get in the way of a shot...
https://skyecommercialphotography.co.uk/
https://skyecommercialphotography.co.uk/
I am a white, middle class, middle-aged man who was privately educated and has on the whole had a comfortable life.
So if I can see that we are being taken to Hell in a right wing, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, corrupt, idiotic, planet destroying, selfish handcart then it must be obvious.
So if I can see that we are being taken to Hell in a right wing, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, corrupt, idiotic, planet destroying, selfish handcart then it must be obvious.
December 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I am a white, middle class, middle-aged man who was privately educated and has on the whole had a comfortable life.
So if I can see that we are being taken to Hell in a right wing, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, corrupt, idiotic, planet destroying, selfish handcart then it must be obvious.
So if I can see that we are being taken to Hell in a right wing, racist, xenophobic, misogynistic, corrupt, idiotic, planet destroying, selfish handcart then it must be obvious.
Members of the Kyle crew paying the price of not washing their mugs after training...
December 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Members of the Kyle crew paying the price of not washing their mugs after training...
December 9, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It's looking a lot like Christmas in Kyle...
December 6, 2025 at 10:21 AM
It's looking a lot like Christmas in Kyle...
Why are flights being diverted from Edinburgh Airport?
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Why are flights being diverted from Edinburgh Airport?
These stories crop up regularly & when social housing is shown as a solution it makes me think locals are being ghettoised so tourists can get the best houses...
BBC News - Why people can struggle to live in the places they love in Scotland - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Why people can struggle to live in the places they love in Scotland - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Why people can struggle to live in the places they love in Scotland
Finding an affordable home is seen as one of the major challenges to rural living in Scotland.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
These stories crop up regularly & when social housing is shown as a solution it makes me think locals are being ghettoised so tourists can get the best houses...
BBC News - Why people can struggle to live in the places they love in Scotland - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
BBC News - Why people can struggle to live in the places they love in Scotland - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
This is the racist ramblings of a dangerous dementing mind.
How long before he starts using racist epithets?
Though I do like the discomfort of the guy to Trump's left staring at the ceiling wishing he was anywhere else.
Tough luck buddy, you wanted in the room. Now suck it up.
How long before he starts using racist epithets?
Though I do like the discomfort of the guy to Trump's left staring at the ceiling wishing he was anywhere else.
Tough luck buddy, you wanted in the room. Now suck it up.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
This is the racist ramblings of a dangerous dementing mind.
How long before he starts using racist epithets?
Though I do like the discomfort of the guy to Trump's left staring at the ceiling wishing he was anywhere else.
Tough luck buddy, you wanted in the room. Now suck it up.
How long before he starts using racist epithets?
Though I do like the discomfort of the guy to Trump's left staring at the ceiling wishing he was anywhere else.
Tough luck buddy, you wanted in the room. Now suck it up.
There's a great big complicated story behind how I ended up taking this shot but I can't reveal it...
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There's a great big complicated story behind how I ended up taking this shot but I can't reveal it...
Fish wrote a line in Marillion's Forgotten Sons that ended with the phrase "verbal masturbation."
I always wondered about that until I saw a Trump cabinet meeting...
Christ, these people have absolutely no shame.
I always wondered about that until I saw a Trump cabinet meeting...
Christ, these people have absolutely no shame.
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Fish wrote a line in Marillion's Forgotten Sons that ended with the phrase "verbal masturbation."
I always wondered about that until I saw a Trump cabinet meeting...
Christ, these people have absolutely no shame.
I always wondered about that until I saw a Trump cabinet meeting...
Christ, these people have absolutely no shame.
A favourite shot from a favourite shoot.
We were commissioned to photograph a STEM activity that had been touring Scotland showing primary school pupils that Science & maths can be fun.
It was indeed fun & the pupils had a brilliant time. Hopefully a new generation of scientists has been created.
We were commissioned to photograph a STEM activity that had been touring Scotland showing primary school pupils that Science & maths can be fun.
It was indeed fun & the pupils had a brilliant time. Hopefully a new generation of scientists has been created.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
A favourite shot from a favourite shoot.
We were commissioned to photograph a STEM activity that had been touring Scotland showing primary school pupils that Science & maths can be fun.
It was indeed fun & the pupils had a brilliant time. Hopefully a new generation of scientists has been created.
We were commissioned to photograph a STEM activity that had been touring Scotland showing primary school pupils that Science & maths can be fun.
It was indeed fun & the pupils had a brilliant time. Hopefully a new generation of scientists has been created.
What did you get up to at training tonight?
Oh. Vital things. Real saving lives at sea stuff.
#trainingnight #rnli
#christmas
Oh. Vital things. Real saving lives at sea stuff.
#trainingnight #rnli
#christmas
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
What did you get up to at training tonight?
Oh. Vital things. Real saving lives at sea stuff.
#trainingnight #rnli
#christmas
Oh. Vital things. Real saving lives at sea stuff.
#trainingnight #rnli
#christmas
We live in a time where not only are almost all politicians crap but so are the media.
I'm growing more than a little sick & tired of while watching/listening to an interview shouting impotently,
"Ask the obvious fucking question! Nail the bastard! Tell them we know that's bollocks!"
I'm growing more than a little sick & tired of while watching/listening to an interview shouting impotently,
"Ask the obvious fucking question! Nail the bastard! Tell them we know that's bollocks!"
December 1, 2025 at 4:28 PM
We live in a time where not only are almost all politicians crap but so are the media.
I'm growing more than a little sick & tired of while watching/listening to an interview shouting impotently,
"Ask the obvious fucking question! Nail the bastard! Tell them we know that's bollocks!"
I'm growing more than a little sick & tired of while watching/listening to an interview shouting impotently,
"Ask the obvious fucking question! Nail the bastard! Tell them we know that's bollocks!"
Gig photography is fun. Gig photography at your local village hall in funner.
This is the last night of the Seall Festival of Small Halls 2025 and it was quite the ceilidh
This is the last night of the Seall Festival of Small Halls 2025 and it was quite the ceilidh
December 1, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Gig photography is fun. Gig photography at your local village hall in funner.
This is the last night of the Seall Festival of Small Halls 2025 and it was quite the ceilidh
This is the last night of the Seall Festival of Small Halls 2025 and it was quite the ceilidh
Surfs TV. Finds an American footy game on Amazon. Watches for 15mins. It's so boring live.
Compared to a rugby its tectonic, glacial, empires rise, empires fall, species evolve, become extinct and we're still in the first quarter.
And this is from an ex player...
Compared to a rugby its tectonic, glacial, empires rise, empires fall, species evolve, become extinct and we're still in the first quarter.
And this is from an ex player...
November 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Surfs TV. Finds an American footy game on Amazon. Watches for 15mins. It's so boring live.
Compared to a rugby its tectonic, glacial, empires rise, empires fall, species evolve, become extinct and we're still in the first quarter.
And this is from an ex player...
Compared to a rugby its tectonic, glacial, empires rise, empires fall, species evolve, become extinct and we're still in the first quarter.
And this is from an ex player...
Apparently Broadford is a new town...
Being an old fogy I think of East Kilbride, Irvine, Glenrothes, Cumbernauld as new towns. Great big places with industrial estates, thousands of almost identical houses & hundreds of roundabouts.
Broadford has two mini roundabouts.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Being an old fogy I think of East Kilbride, Irvine, Glenrothes, Cumbernauld as new towns. Great big places with industrial estates, thousands of almost identical houses & hundreds of roundabouts.
Broadford has two mini roundabouts.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Scotland has 33 new towns. Where are they and what's it like living there?
BBC Scotland visits Tarves in Aberdeenshire - one of 33 places which are no longer villages after seeing their populations swell.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Apparently Broadford is a new town...
Being an old fogy I think of East Kilbride, Irvine, Glenrothes, Cumbernauld as new towns. Great big places with industrial estates, thousands of almost identical houses & hundreds of roundabouts.
Broadford has two mini roundabouts.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Being an old fogy I think of East Kilbride, Irvine, Glenrothes, Cumbernauld as new towns. Great big places with industrial estates, thousands of almost identical houses & hundreds of roundabouts.
Broadford has two mini roundabouts.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Life on Skye - & pretty much all the Highlands and Islands - spend the night awake listening to a stormy bedlam outside. Imagining trees uprooted, polytunnels gone, sheep passing by like tumbleweed, fences down, gates blown open.
Go out in the daylight, nothing. Not even a wheelie bin over.
Go out in the daylight, nothing. Not even a wheelie bin over.
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Life on Skye - & pretty much all the Highlands and Islands - spend the night awake listening to a stormy bedlam outside. Imagining trees uprooted, polytunnels gone, sheep passing by like tumbleweed, fences down, gates blown open.
Go out in the daylight, nothing. Not even a wheelie bin over.
Go out in the daylight, nothing. Not even a wheelie bin over.
One of those Skye days that down South would have a storm name but here it's called a Thursday in November.
November 27, 2025 at 12:35 PM
One of those Skye days that down South would have a storm name but here it's called a Thursday in November.
The Scottish Optometrist of the Year -Hanna Einarson.
As photographed by us for Optometry Today Magazine a while ago.
The award couldn't go to a nicer person. Not only was Hannah a joy to photograph she is the official Skye Commercial Photography optometrist.
As photographed by us for Optometry Today Magazine a while ago.
The award couldn't go to a nicer person. Not only was Hannah a joy to photograph she is the official Skye Commercial Photography optometrist.
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
The Scottish Optometrist of the Year -Hanna Einarson.
As photographed by us for Optometry Today Magazine a while ago.
The award couldn't go to a nicer person. Not only was Hannah a joy to photograph she is the official Skye Commercial Photography optometrist.
As photographed by us for Optometry Today Magazine a while ago.
The award couldn't go to a nicer person. Not only was Hannah a joy to photograph she is the official Skye Commercial Photography optometrist.
So are all Afghans terrorists or are all Trump Administrators racists?
BBC News - US suspends immigration requests for Afghans after National Guard shooting
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - US suspends immigration requests for Afghans after National Guard shooting
www.bbc.com/news/article...
US suspends immigration requests for Afghans after National Guard shooting
The alleged gunman in the Washington shooting is an Afghan national who entered the US in September 2021.
www.bbc.com
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
So are all Afghans terrorists or are all Trump Administrators racists?
BBC News - US suspends immigration requests for Afghans after National Guard shooting
www.bbc.com/news/article...
BBC News - US suspends immigration requests for Afghans after National Guard shooting
www.bbc.com/news/article...
I know it's a shame he has to wear a cone but his indignation is really funny...
November 26, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I know it's a shame he has to wear a cone but his indignation is really funny...
Do you think that Reform workshopped what Farage would say when he was asked about being a teenage racist & thought saying,
"I never directly racially abused anybody,"
would put the story to bed?
Yeah. Direct racism is bad, very bad. Indirect racism? That's fine, no problem...
What obvious bollocks.
"I never directly racially abused anybody,"
would put the story to bed?
Yeah. Direct racism is bad, very bad. Indirect racism? That's fine, no problem...
What obvious bollocks.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Do you think that Reform workshopped what Farage would say when he was asked about being a teenage racist & thought saying,
"I never directly racially abused anybody,"
would put the story to bed?
Yeah. Direct racism is bad, very bad. Indirect racism? That's fine, no problem...
What obvious bollocks.
"I never directly racially abused anybody,"
would put the story to bed?
Yeah. Direct racism is bad, very bad. Indirect racism? That's fine, no problem...
What obvious bollocks.
Well now. That wasn't the end to the walk that he expected....
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Well now. That wasn't the end to the walk that he expected....