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SkullBeard
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Futuendi Gratia
Sometime guest masochist on TATP apocryphal episodes.
Ginger whisperer.
You are under no obligation to follow me. (he/him 🌈 )
If you're baiting them...try peanuts and peanut butter...
They love peanut butter
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Heh ...tell it to their cousins...

*Spoiler...the Emu won*
Emu War - Wikipedia share.google/3bMkl3jjpHWH...
Emu War - Wikipedia
share.google
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ooooh...my employer really needs to hear this...
November 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A lawyer has chimed in for the win

bsky.app/profile/asro...
Lawyer here, this is called jury hilarification. If the jury is too busy laughing at the prosecutor and the witness to take them seriously, you can’t secure a verdict.
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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youtu.be/h-1DA9y12UE?...
Life Sex & Death - "Fuckin' Shit Ass" Music Video HD (1992)
YouTube video by The Video Vault
youtu.be
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
That's why I call it...leadershit...
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It's the frequent flyer points...
November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I dunno...could be Grace Slick.
a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
Alt: a little girl is asking why not both while standing in a kitchen .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Yes please
November 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Hah!
I had an interview...years ago...halfway through the interview we got kicked out of the boardroom.
That's what happens when you use your client's boardroom for your own business.

That should have been a huge red flag.
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I'm surprised he wasn't charged with...assault with a deli weapon...
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Clearly he's angle parked in a parallel universe
November 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The interesting ones can be fun...

It's the deliberately obtuse that I have trouble with
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
When I used to drive school bus, one of our maintenance people ...Elsie... suggested that someone should compile a book of road tales.

I can't really say much on main...not until I retire anyway...
But, some people's behaviour absolutely defies comprehension.
November 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Oh yeah...
Transit operators do a lot more than just driving around in circles, picking up strange people and taking them home.
November 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yes please
November 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Submitted without context

youtu.be/NF4azs25kUw?...
Electric Six - Down At McDonaldz
YouTube video by Metropolis Records
youtu.be
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
But...what if I don't want an extra hour of 2025?
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM