Scott Seward
@skotrok.bsky.social
Scott Seward owns a store. Lives in a small town. Writes. Watches the boob tube. Tries not to hate.
Damn, watch out, Zohran, its hard out there for an ex-mayor.
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Damn, watch out, Zohran, its hard out there for an ex-mayor.
Sometimes I forget how much modern American poetry owes to newspaper writing.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes I forget how much modern American poetry owes to newspaper writing.
My favorite section of the store that nobody ever buys anything from is my Drugs section. I just like having it around. I thought druggers might need something to drug out with but I think they must have different kinds of drugs around here...
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My favorite section of the store that nobody ever buys anything from is my Drugs section. I just like having it around. I thought druggers might need something to drug out with but I think they must have different kinds of drugs around here...
Down with cutesy moog!
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Down with cutesy moog!
The new White House press secretary talking to hard-hitting American journalists.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The new White House press secretary talking to hard-hitting American journalists.
I've never owned a copy of Nevermind, but I have kept this since 1992. The grunge era was all about anti-humor.
November 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I've never owned a copy of Nevermind, but I have kept this since 1992. The grunge era was all about anti-humor.
I will be reading at Feeding Tube on the 19th. Come say hi and buy weird records. Thanks to Karen Schoemer for inviting me to be a part of this! Reading anything in the house of Byron Coley is fraught with peril! Mostly, because there are boxes of records EVERYWHERE.
October 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I will be reading at Feeding Tube on the 19th. Come say hi and buy weird records. Thanks to Karen Schoemer for inviting me to be a part of this! Reading anything in the house of Byron Coley is fraught with peril! Mostly, because there are boxes of records EVERYWHERE.
College radio station record covers. The social media of their day.
September 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
College radio station record covers. The social media of their day.
"Hey, what kind of phone is that?"
"It's not a phone, its an e-reader."
"Oh."
"It's not a phone, its an e-reader."
"Oh."
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"Hey, what kind of phone is that?"
"It's not a phone, its an e-reader."
"Oh."
"It's not a phone, its an e-reader."
"Oh."
oh no the interweb ran out of stuff to tell you!!! quick, make some more stuff!!!
September 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
oh no the interweb ran out of stuff to tell you!!! quick, make some more stuff!!!
I might be paranoid, but Sydney Sweeney's new ad campaign, where she pays tribute to GG Allin, seems to pander to New Hampshire libertarians.
September 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I might be paranoid, but Sydney Sweeney's new ad campaign, where she pays tribute to GG Allin, seems to pander to New Hampshire libertarians.
There is that sobering moment in life when you realize that now you are more Kate than Buddy. And it's okay!
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There is that sobering moment in life when you realize that now you are more Kate than Buddy. And it's okay!
This country really is going to hell. Denying a man and his alligator like this!
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This country really is going to hell. Denying a man and his alligator like this!
I've been bringing in a bunch of my own stuff from home to sell. Pass them on to a new generation of people...uh...my age. I am all about lightening my load metaphorically, physically, spiritually, constitutionally, and mentally.
September 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I've been bringing in a bunch of my own stuff from home to sell. Pass them on to a new generation of people...uh...my age. I am all about lightening my load metaphorically, physically, spiritually, constitutionally, and mentally.
This popped up on my Youtube and after I stopped screaming I realized what my vision of hell was. Me in a room with these two guys talking and the undead voice of Johnny Cash singing Nine Inch Nails on a loop for eternity. Eh, I probably deserve it.
September 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This popped up on my Youtube and after I stopped screaming I realized what my vision of hell was. Me in a room with these two guys talking and the undead voice of Johnny Cash singing Nine Inch Nails on a loop for eternity. Eh, I probably deserve it.
I couldn't stop watching Mad About You yesterday. No commercials Hulu can be deadly. All their clothes look like they smell really good. So clean. I kinda wish I could smell their clothes. Is that weird? Eh, I've heard weirder. Even the dog looks like it would smell pretty good.
August 21, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I couldn't stop watching Mad About You yesterday. No commercials Hulu can be deadly. All their clothes look like they smell really good. So clean. I kinda wish I could smell their clothes. Is that weird? Eh, I've heard weirder. Even the dog looks like it would smell pretty good.
Melania's cousins? Can we do a wellness check?
August 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Melania's cousins? Can we do a wellness check?
I just read the 4,000 word think-piece on "Home" by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros that Donald Trump posted on Truth Social today in installments. Nice try, buddy. Where are those Epstein files you promised us!?
August 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I just read the 4,000 word think-piece on "Home" by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros that Donald Trump posted on Truth Social today in installments. Nice try, buddy. Where are those Epstein files you promised us!?