Scott Seward
@skotrok.bsky.social
Scott Seward owns a store. Lives in a small town. Writes. Watches the boob tube. Tries not to hate.
Damn, watch out, Zohran, its hard out there for an ex-mayor.
November 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Damn, watch out, Zohran, its hard out there for an ex-mayor.
Sometimes I forget how much modern American poetry owes to newspaper writing.
November 18, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes I forget how much modern American poetry owes to newspaper writing.
My favorite section of the store that nobody ever buys anything from is my Drugs section. I just like having it around. I thought druggers might need something to drug out with but I think they must have different kinds of drugs around here...
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
My favorite section of the store that nobody ever buys anything from is my Drugs section. I just like having it around. I thought druggers might need something to drug out with but I think they must have different kinds of drugs around here...
Down with cutesy moog!
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Down with cutesy moog!
The new White House press secretary talking to hard-hitting American journalists.
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The new White House press secretary talking to hard-hitting American journalists.
Just some fun for my own amusement. I remember fun! Some of my more record-y acquaintances might enjoy it.
#records #strawmen #dumdum #chilliwack #usps #makingyourownfun #fucktrump #latestagecapitalism
medium.com/p/54bbd0d70066
#records #strawmen #dumdum #chilliwack #usps #makingyourownfun #fucktrump #latestagecapitalism
medium.com/p/54bbd0d70066
Passion Play — Confessions of a Used Record Dealer in New England
Customer: Hey, how ya doin’…
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November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Just some fun for my own amusement. I remember fun! Some of my more record-y acquaintances might enjoy it.
#records #strawmen #dumdum #chilliwack #usps #makingyourownfun #fucktrump #latestagecapitalism
medium.com/p/54bbd0d70066
#records #strawmen #dumdum #chilliwack #usps #makingyourownfun #fucktrump #latestagecapitalism
medium.com/p/54bbd0d70066
I've never owned a copy of Nevermind, but I have kept this since 1992. The grunge era was all about anti-humor.
November 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I've never owned a copy of Nevermind, but I have kept this since 1992. The grunge era was all about anti-humor.
I will be reading at Feeding Tube on the 19th. Come say hi and buy weird records. Thanks to Karen Schoemer for inviting me to be a part of this! Reading anything in the house of Byron Coley is fraught with peril! Mostly, because there are boxes of records EVERYWHERE.
October 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I will be reading at Feeding Tube on the 19th. Come say hi and buy weird records. Thanks to Karen Schoemer for inviting me to be a part of this! Reading anything in the house of Byron Coley is fraught with peril! Mostly, because there are boxes of records EVERYWHERE.
The year is 2003.
17-year-old Stephen Miller is sitting in the back of a school bus talking about torture, as in “Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity."
Miller looks directly into the camera and describes the torturing Iraqis in gruesome detail, as his peers laugh uncomfortably.
17-year-old Stephen Miller is sitting in the back of a school bus talking about torture, as in “Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity."
Miller looks directly into the camera and describes the torturing Iraqis in gruesome detail, as his peers laugh uncomfortably.
October 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I watched Hegseth today and I kept thinking: Is there anyone MORE moronic, LESS qualified, and LESS equipped to talk to veteran commanders and leaders of this country's armed forces?
And then Trump came out on stage...
And then Trump came out on stage...
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I watched Hegseth today and I kept thinking: Is there anyone MORE moronic, LESS qualified, and LESS equipped to talk to veteran commanders and leaders of this country's armed forces?
And then Trump came out on stage...
And then Trump came out on stage...
So, now that all the Christians have ascended to heaven...can I have their stuff?
September 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
So, now that all the Christians have ascended to heaven...can I have their stuff?
College radio station record covers. The social media of their day.
September 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
College radio station record covers. The social media of their day.
"Hey, what kind of phone is that?"
"It's not a phone, its an e-reader."
"Oh."
"It's not a phone, its an e-reader."
"Oh."
September 17, 2025 at 1:52 AM
"Hey, what kind of phone is that?"
"It's not a phone, its an e-reader."
"Oh."
"It's not a phone, its an e-reader."
"Oh."
oh no the interweb ran out of stuff to tell you!!! quick, make some more stuff!!!
September 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
oh no the interweb ran out of stuff to tell you!!! quick, make some more stuff!!!
I might be paranoid, but Sydney Sweeney's new ad campaign, where she pays tribute to GG Allin, seems to pander to New Hampshire libertarians.
September 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I might be paranoid, but Sydney Sweeney's new ad campaign, where she pays tribute to GG Allin, seems to pander to New Hampshire libertarians.
There is that sobering moment in life when you realize that now you are more Kate than Buddy. And it's okay!
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
There is that sobering moment in life when you realize that now you are more Kate than Buddy. And it's okay!
This country really is going to hell. Denying a man and his alligator like this!
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
This country really is going to hell. Denying a man and his alligator like this!
I've been bringing in a bunch of my own stuff from home to sell. Pass them on to a new generation of people...uh...my age. I am all about lightening my load metaphorically, physically, spiritually, constitutionally, and mentally.
September 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I've been bringing in a bunch of my own stuff from home to sell. Pass them on to a new generation of people...uh...my age. I am all about lightening my load metaphorically, physically, spiritually, constitutionally, and mentally.
I don't know if I've met a "Radical Left" before. I've met some registered Democrats in the past. Some of them were definitely sus as far as how much Americana they listened to. But even I have some pie in the sky "equality for everyone" skeletons in my closet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUG...
Free To Be... You And Me
YouTube video by The New Seekers - Topic
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September 13, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I don't know if I've met a "Radical Left" before. I've met some registered Democrats in the past. Some of them were definitely sus as far as how much Americana they listened to. But even I have some pie in the sky "equality for everyone" skeletons in my closet.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCUG...
A fun game is to see how many words or sentences are devoted to descriptions or critiques of the visuals/cinematography in a New York Times movie review. I'll give you an example. Here is what I found in the ENTIRE review of *The Long Walk* printed in today's paper. Ready? "washed-out images".
September 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A fun game is to see how many words or sentences are devoted to descriptions or critiques of the visuals/cinematography in a New York Times movie review. I'll give you an example. Here is what I found in the ENTIRE review of *The Long Walk* printed in today's paper. Ready? "washed-out images".
Me and my pals Chuck Eddy, Douglas Wolk, Mark Sinker, Greil Marcus, George Smith, Frank Kogan and others writing in the Voice a week after 9/11. The only time in my life that I couldn't listen to music.
www.villagevoice.com/talking-worl...
www.villagevoice.com/talking-worl...
www.villagevoice.com
September 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Me and my pals Chuck Eddy, Douglas Wolk, Mark Sinker, Greil Marcus, George Smith, Frank Kogan and others writing in the Voice a week after 9/11. The only time in my life that I couldn't listen to music.
www.villagevoice.com/talking-worl...
www.villagevoice.com/talking-worl...