we call that a "spoof!"

your stuffed animals have funny things to say, believe me! we're very clever little creatures!!

woah... this is a *strong* argument in favour of being chipped, I will keep this in mind...

yeah!!! they're such a versatile accessory! and when you get home, you can put on your sleepy collar and go to bed!

Quiet coyoooooote!!!!

oh my gosh it's surreal to see this finally up and public! congrats to you and the team <3

they are *plotting!!!!*

alas I wouldn't be on whatsapp is I had another option... :c

Y'ALL SHE FOUND A BOAT!!!

SHE IS SO WELL READ!!

How can you give that up?

Just a few more days. Surely someone will come in a few more days.

Just a few more days, you tell yourself. And then maybe you'll decide to stop.

If you stop taking the pills, maybe you'll stop wanting this. The thought terrifies you. You've spent so long learning what it is to cope with the urges, to see the beauty in giving in, to train yourself to be perfect and desired and *owned.*