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the joy of waking up and realizing I'm already wearing my collar is... almost indescribable...
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
does she shiver when you take her collar off? is there a bit of light that goes out from eyes when she loses that weight around her neck? does she whimper?

signs that her collar should be welded permanently to her, never meant to come off, attached forever, just like it's supposed to be...
November 11, 2025 at 4:41 PM
finally got my airgradient sensor hooked up and holy moly that's a lot of CO2 overnight... up to 1500ppm!! now I'm reading all of the literature that says concentrations greater than 1000ppm have adverse effects on deep sleep and restfulness and a lot of things are starting to make sense...
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
every year I forget how much my autism hates daylight savings until I have a bad headache at 3pm and suddenly can't walk straight
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
there are few joys in the world like exfoliating all over, smothering yourself in vaseline then taking a very nice nap c:
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
does anyone else ever take a big drink of cold water and feel it slide down their throat, but then almost start to cry because now they feel so cold and empty inside? or should I seek therapy
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
life is easier when you Take a Nap
October 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the weather is turning chilly and I'm feeling this... deep-seated instinct to consume more calories and to prepare a warm, safe place to lay down for a long time...

...has the petplay gone too far, or not far enough...? 🤔
October 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's getting colder outside which means it may be time for me to prepare to hibernate...
October 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
the world is a happier place when you're wearing your collar
October 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
aaaaaa Facebook is so scary, why does it read my WhatsApp contacts then recommend them as Facebook friends!! No!!! Don't do that!!!
September 20, 2025 at 12:40 PM
this is just my home, nothing to worry about here I promise! would you like to come in?
I know a fae trap when I see one
September 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
pet tip: make sure you wear your collars, little ones!
September 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I wrote this in a stream of consciousness last night and want to try sharing it with you. **Content Advisory** This is a story about petplay, total power exchange, about fictional drug use and forced intoxication. It's also a story about loneliness.

...Please be gentle with me

#nsfw #petplay #cnc
September 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Be safe out there, little one!
Millet is going on Holiday?!
What will she encounter?
September 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
honestly leather maintenance on my shoes is both fun and satisfying...

...oh god oh no I must resist-
September 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It's impossible to shake the feeling that I spend my days tricking people into talking to me
September 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
on one hand I always feel so bad saying "speak to a human" over and over again to the automated phone system... on the other hand *just let me talk to a person, please!!!* I wouldn't be calling if this was something a phone tree could solve!
September 9, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My new interior design goals are "my alien girlfriend's luxury spaceship." She programmed it with sounds of forests and creeks to keep me comfortable, the simulation of sunrise and sunset so I know when to sleep, a projection of the stars in my night sky so I can always remember where I came from 🌌
August 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
...Okay I just got to DIS S4E11 and... this one was a real stinker. the dialogue just... kinda sucked unfortunately, even though the concept is cool
August 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
DIS Season 4's Episode "But to Connect..." might be one of its best... Other than the nauseating choice to have the big monologues shot in a constantly-revolving fashion (which I can still sort of appreciate as an artistic choice) it's just really good. good story, well written, and played very well
August 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Calming lo-fi bleats to relax/frolick to
August 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
SPOILERS for #StrangeNewWorlds Season 3:

Maybe this is nothing, but is anyone else noticing the... let's call it "lack" of queer relationships on SNW? Maybe I'm reading too much info it, but DIS felt closer to 50/50 gay/straight, where I think SNW hasn't yet had a queer couple on screen?
August 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
gingerale in the fancy glass has all the littles feeling ~sophisticated~
August 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Finishing up my rewatch of Season 3 of #StarTrekDiscovery ...
I need to talk about the Burn. The Burn is great. Su'Kal is great. The entire setpiece with the holodeck is very neat, but more importantly there's a compelling story being told.
July 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM