More of this please 😂

Oh god damn it. Every time I laugh at these cabinet picks I feel like Tom Hanks in the money pit laughing at the tub falling through the floor.

Running out of ammo, being forced to run from packs of dogs and chugging beers feels purposeful for some reason.

If you really want to own the libs: press yourself up against the shower wall and only wash your back. Can’t see it and you won’t be burdened by touching it either.

And to address this statistic, being diagnosed hopefully means they are seeking treatment. I’d imagine young conservatives are just as mentally ill. Just undiagnosed. We saw them break into the capital building a few years ago and we read their manifestos when they’re done shooting up schools.

I don’t support a party. To be fair: Bush sent me to an unjust war, Obama pulled us out. Both parties are heavily funded by war contractors so neither should be accepted as “vowing to stay out of it.” Especially as we slide further into an oligarchy.

LOVE this. I’m a very liberal white guy. Got my mental health disorder in Iraq. Love posts like this that add to a stigma that stops my fellow vets from seeking help. Dead vets do save tax payer money though! Well played, patriot!