The market crashes.

The whole world: It’s bc of the tariffs.

Trump: our economy is in a place nobody has ever seen all because of me. It’s a huge great economy. A big economy. A lot of people are saying it’s great and big

MAGA: what trump says is true. The market hasn’t crashed.

How the fuck.

I honestly can’t fucking calm down that the birds won the Super Bowl. What a week.

I feel like we should give a lesson to all of the dorks that plaster the punisher logo with the blue line on it that frank castle would be the guy that shot that insurance CEO. Not the people hunting him.

Lmao if anyone is shocked about what happened to that UHS CEO … wait until these red hats destroy the VA and all of the veterans that spent the last 20 years in combat start getting their benefits slashed and healthcare denied. Yikes.

We may find this shocking but another instance of “oh shit, it’s not satire anymore”

“We’Re LoOkInG FoR a MoTiVe”

I’m renaming both of my kids Saquon.

This pleases the liberty moms or whatever they call their book burning club.

This is either the wittiest commenter on the internet or he’s an expert on proving a point but either way holy shit.

Registered Sex Offender Forced to Go Door to Door to Inform Neighbors He’s in Trump’s Cabinet
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Are people other than Philly sports fans getting emails from the democrats begging for money after they blew it? I feel like they know how big of suckers we are and that we are conditioned to keep coming back after our team chokes… but I’m not falling for it this time.

Matt Gaetz had to drop out because the number of days since his nomination was quickly approaching 18

Side quest sally over here

If a male walks into a woman’s bathroom now is there a trap door or a net that captures them to keep them from assaulting women while they’re pooping? Maybe some home alone style paint cans? Just wondering how it’s not a systemic issue until transpeople need to poop. My millennial brain hurts.

Stalker 2 is loading up. Super stoked to play it. Happy to support Ukrainian game devs.

Anyone have Tom from MySpace showing up on this app on their 2024 bingo card?

100% don’t understand what the hate for #veilguard was about. Just rolled credits. 90 hours put into it. I thought it was great. Well done, @bioware.bsky.social