Skolobites aka QamEkSTORM
@skol-in-my-holes.bsky.social
This is a Vikings related account… I probably spend too much time engaging in Vikings adjacent media
KOC this season:
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
KOC this season:
Paul Allen: Wentz has an open Jefferson streaking across the field
Wentz to the ball before taking another sack:
Wentz to the ball before taking another sack:
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media.tenor.com
October 24, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Paul Allen: Wentz has an open Jefferson streaking across the field
Wentz to the ball before taking another sack:
Wentz to the ball before taking another sack:
I feel like the Vikings defense really needs a veteran nose tackle, maybe someone who is a team captain type, oh it’d also be super cool if he was great in the community too.
#skol
#skol
September 28, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I feel like the Vikings defense really needs a veteran nose tackle, maybe someone who is a team captain type, oh it’d also be super cool if he was great in the community too.
#skol
#skol
“How’s the Vikings season going?”
Me:
Me:
September 15, 2025 at 9:38 PM
“How’s the Vikings season going?”
Me:
Me:
@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social Based on the rumors it looks like the Vikings could have up to 7 national games this season… as a NFL Sunday ticket subscriber, am I an asshole for being a little frustrated that these national games dilute my investment?
May 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
@lukebraunnfl.bsky.social Based on the rumors it looks like the Vikings could have up to 7 national games this season… as a NFL Sunday ticket subscriber, am I an asshole for being a little frustrated that these national games dilute my investment?
I’ve got a feeling - Black Eyed Peas
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I’ve got a feeling - Black Eyed Peas
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Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 29, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
Looking at the Vikings 2025 free agency class and gooning uncontrollably!
March 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Looking at the Vikings 2025 free agency class and gooning uncontrollably!
FRIES IN THE FUCKING BAG!
March 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
FRIES IN THE FUCKING BAG!
@milesofgray.bsky.social
This is a VERY washed reference that has been rolling around my head since middle school in the late 90’s and when you asked for a Brian McKnight aka:
“Do I ever cross your mind, Intern.
Do you ever want go down on me?
Do I ever cross your mind, Intern.
Is miss you…”
This is a VERY washed reference that has been rolling around my head since middle school in the late 90’s and when you asked for a Brian McKnight aka:
“Do I ever cross your mind, Intern.
Do you ever want go down on me?
Do I ever cross your mind, Intern.
Is miss you…”
February 27, 2025 at 7:56 PM
@milesofgray.bsky.social
This is a VERY washed reference that has been rolling around my head since middle school in the late 90’s and when you asked for a Brian McKnight aka:
“Do I ever cross your mind, Intern.
Do you ever want go down on me?
Do I ever cross your mind, Intern.
Is miss you…”
This is a VERY washed reference that has been rolling around my head since middle school in the late 90’s and when you asked for a Brian McKnight aka:
“Do I ever cross your mind, Intern.
Do you ever want go down on me?
Do I ever cross your mind, Intern.
Is miss you…”
I’m going to go ahead and leave this here. No specific reason, I just thought it was interesting.
@codyjohnston.bsky.social
youtu.be/xDyPSKLy5E4?...
@codyjohnston.bsky.social
youtu.be/xDyPSKLy5E4?...
Elon Musk's "Hitler Problem" - SOME MORE NEWS
YouTube video by Some More News
youtu.be
January 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’m going to go ahead and leave this here. No specific reason, I just thought it was interesting.
@codyjohnston.bsky.social
youtu.be/xDyPSKLy5E4?...
@codyjohnston.bsky.social
youtu.be/xDyPSKLy5E4?...
Lions fans, I’d like to introduce the existential dread of expectations! You thought being perpetually bad was horrible, but being great & losing when it matters is way worse. And the worse part is the weight of these big game losses starts to pile up & press down on everyone following the team
January 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Lions fans, I’d like to introduce the existential dread of expectations! You thought being perpetually bad was horrible, but being great & losing when it matters is way worse. And the worse part is the weight of these big game losses starts to pile up & press down on everyone following the team
Just received my first Dem fundraising text of ‘25 & they haven’t changed their message at all
Trump & the GOP are bad, I don’t need to be reminded.
How about you tell me the plan to materially improve the conditions of all Americans. Real policy is better than partisan scare tactics
Trump & the GOP are bad, I don’t need to be reminded.
How about you tell me the plan to materially improve the conditions of all Americans. Real policy is better than partisan scare tactics
January 16, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Just received my first Dem fundraising text of ‘25 & they haven’t changed their message at all
Trump & the GOP are bad, I don’t need to be reminded.
How about you tell me the plan to materially improve the conditions of all Americans. Real policy is better than partisan scare tactics
Trump & the GOP are bad, I don’t need to be reminded.
How about you tell me the plan to materially improve the conditions of all Americans. Real policy is better than partisan scare tactics
A frustrating aspect of losing back-to-back high stakes games in embarrassing fashion, is that my favorite team is stuck in the National Talking Head hot take blender until Saturday.
January 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
A frustrating aspect of losing back-to-back high stakes games in embarrassing fashion, is that my favorite team is stuck in the National Talking Head hot take blender until Saturday.
When the Vikings do this every few years I am reminded of this quote from Marge Simpson.
“Listen to your mother kids Aim low. Aim so low that no one will even care if you succeed…”
“Listen to your mother kids Aim low. Aim so low that no one will even care if you succeed…”
January 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
When the Vikings do this every few years I am reminded of this quote from Marge Simpson.
“Listen to your mother kids Aim low. Aim so low that no one will even care if you succeed…”
“Listen to your mother kids Aim low. Aim so low that no one will even care if you succeed…”
Hear me out (inhales a huge hit of copium):
Glenn & BFlo are both DCs vying for similar HC jobs. Now that Glenn pitched a no hitter with an injury ravaged defense, does he jump BFlo in line for a HC Job?
Did KOC turtle to keep his staff together? KOC is playing 3D chess. Wake up SHEEP!
Glenn & BFlo are both DCs vying for similar HC jobs. Now that Glenn pitched a no hitter with an injury ravaged defense, does he jump BFlo in line for a HC Job?
Did KOC turtle to keep his staff together? KOC is playing 3D chess. Wake up SHEEP!
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media.tenor.com
January 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Hear me out (inhales a huge hit of copium):
Glenn & BFlo are both DCs vying for similar HC jobs. Now that Glenn pitched a no hitter with an injury ravaged defense, does he jump BFlo in line for a HC Job?
Did KOC turtle to keep his staff together? KOC is playing 3D chess. Wake up SHEEP!
Glenn & BFlo are both DCs vying for similar HC jobs. Now that Glenn pitched a no hitter with an injury ravaged defense, does he jump BFlo in line for a HC Job?
Did KOC turtle to keep his staff together? KOC is playing 3D chess. Wake up SHEEP!
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The Minnesota Vikings and the Curse of Hope
The Minnesota Vikings and the Curse of Hope
Wide Left asked Vikings fans to believe despite the knowledge that it would probably hurt fans. With that hurt so painfully close after their 31-9 loss to the Detroit Lions, is there room for hope?
www.wideleft.football
January 6, 2025 at 7:56 AM
The Minnesota Vikings and the Curse of Hope
Jay Glazer talking about the potential of the Vikings trading KOC on national TV should cause him to lose his press credentials.
The aggregator era of “sport journalis” have rotted people’s brains
The aggregator era of “sport journalis” have rotted people’s brains
January 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Jay Glazer talking about the potential of the Vikings trading KOC on national TV should cause him to lose his press credentials.
The aggregator era of “sport journalis” have rotted people’s brains
The aggregator era of “sport journalis” have rotted people’s brains
I really enjoyed @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social ‘s use of the phrase “risky ropes” in todays pod
December 30, 2024 at 3:25 PM
I really enjoyed @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social ‘s use of the phrase “risky ropes” in todays pod
Vikings CB Fabian Moreau has the most romance novel love interest coded name ever!
That is all…
That is all…
December 28, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Vikings CB Fabian Moreau has the most romance novel love interest coded name ever!
That is all…
That is all…
Ryan Poles getting glazed on MNF while the team he put together looks completely dead in the water is peak propaganda
December 17, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Ryan Poles getting glazed on MNF while the team he put together looks completely dead in the water is peak propaganda
KOC signing Daniel Jones to the Vikings practice squad
November 27, 2024 at 5:19 PM
KOC signing Daniel Jones to the Vikings practice squad
Impressive that the Vikings were able to throw for over 300 without their best weapon!
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November 24, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Impressive that the Vikings were able to throw for over 300 without their best weapon!
Ed Donatell’s master plan has finally come to fruition! He may have left the Vikings after 2022 but his effect on the Giants will continue to ripple through time!
November 22, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Ed Donatell’s master plan has finally come to fruition! He may have left the Vikings after 2022 but his effect on the Giants will continue to ripple through time!
Directions RFK’s brain worm gives his meat vessel to not raise suspicion
November 16, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Directions RFK’s brain worm gives his meat vessel to not raise suspicion