Famous Mortimer
sko.bsky.social
Famous Mortimer
@sko.bsky.social
Well, I’m just this guy, you know?
December 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I never got around to seeing this, and I was number four or five on that list. 🤔
July 23, 2025 at 3:24 AM
You’re not wrong, but I can only imagine how much more insufferable I would have been in high school if I had gotten into The Smiths at a younger age.
July 5, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Holy crap! Mend up, my friend!
June 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Ah, my wasted youth. THE CITY was always one of the first things to read in the Chicago Reader each week.
May 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
“Plot”? What an odd word.
April 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
He never did mentally recover from that “Chunky Reese Witherspoon” incident, did he?
April 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Thanks darling!
January 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I would also find, “punch myself in the balls,” to be acceptable. I’m magnanimous that way.
December 2, 2024 at 10:12 PM
Congrats and well deserved!
August 28, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Whatever you do, don’t you monkey with the monkey.
August 16, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Is there a DVD or Blu-ray of CLUE that will serve you up one of the three endings at random when you watch? Because, if not.. massive missed opportunity there.
August 1, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Need to watch that again. Haven’t since I did in theaters.
July 18, 2023 at 6:19 AM
We are back into the numbers with this sheet. Although, we have gone from three to five, another number skipped. If this pattern holds, we should see the number seven on day eight.
July 16, 2023 at 9:17 PM