Mr. America
@skinnerboxusa.bsky.social
"The Simpsons" is a documentary. Homer is the median American.
Formerly SkinnerBoxUSA at the other place. IFBAV.
Formerly SkinnerBoxUSA at the other place. IFBAV.
People are calling the new Grok "Mecha-Hitler" and I have to disagree -- this is full-tilt juche agitprop. This is "The Great Leader brought the Sacred Book down from Mount Paektu to enlighten and ennoble the peasants, and Dear Leader is His Prophet. Also He shot 10 holes-in-one at Pebble Beach."
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
People are calling the new Grok "Mecha-Hitler" and I have to disagree -- this is full-tilt juche agitprop. This is "The Great Leader brought the Sacred Book down from Mount Paektu to enlighten and ennoble the peasants, and Dear Leader is His Prophet. Also He shot 10 holes-in-one at Pebble Beach."
Okay, fine. DO IT, FATBOY. Get your faithful dog Blondi on the phone and tell her to fuckin' do it. Come on. See what it gets ya.
Call his bluff and make him eat it.
Call his bluff and make him eat it.
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Okay, fine. DO IT, FATBOY. Get your faithful dog Blondi on the phone and tell her to fuckin' do it. Come on. See what it gets ya.
Call his bluff and make him eat it.
Call his bluff and make him eat it.
Maybe it's just me -- I'm just a simple caveman, your iron bird frightens me! -- but if someone were literally threatening me and my colleagues with kangaroo courts and show trials and a death sentence, I wouldn't be doing or confirming *anything* for them AT ALL.
But what do I know?
But what do I know?
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Maybe it's just me -- I'm just a simple caveman, your iron bird frightens me! -- but if someone were literally threatening me and my colleagues with kangaroo courts and show trials and a death sentence, I wouldn't be doing or confirming *anything* for them AT ALL.
But what do I know?
But what do I know?
[Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays]:
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
[Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays]:
But the (🙄) good people of Yokelhoma got the guy they wanted, by 25 pts, so I don't know what to tell them.
This is what nearly two out of every three of youse wanted. This is what you get.
/x
This is what nearly two out of every three of youse wanted. This is what you get.
/x
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
But the (🙄) good people of Yokelhoma got the guy they wanted, by 25 pts, so I don't know what to tell them.
This is what nearly two out of every three of youse wanted. This is what you get.
/x
This is what nearly two out of every three of youse wanted. This is what you get.
/x
Lol, what's the over/under on how many words it takes her to get to the usual "I didn't leave the party, the party left me" clichés?
So your friends "cancelled" you because you turned into a toxic asshole, and now you get paid to whine about it? The grift *never* stops with these jerkoffs. 🖕🤡💩
So your friends "cancelled" you because you turned into a toxic asshole, and now you get paid to whine about it? The grift *never* stops with these jerkoffs. 🖕🤡💩
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lol, what's the over/under on how many words it takes her to get to the usual "I didn't leave the party, the party left me" clichés?
So your friends "cancelled" you because you turned into a toxic asshole, and now you get paid to whine about it? The grift *never* stops with these jerkoffs. 🖕🤡💩
So your friends "cancelled" you because you turned into a toxic asshole, and now you get paid to whine about it? The grift *never* stops with these jerkoffs. 🖕🤡💩
Jesus H. Christ. This is as big a fail-up as putting booger-eaters like Trump and Bush Junior into the White House. Not only is it not writing, it's barely even typewriting.
November 17, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Jesus H. Christ. This is as big a fail-up as putting booger-eaters like Trump and Bush Junior into the White House. Not only is it not writing, it's barely even typewriting.
It's also as if the ending of the infamous South Park episode "You're Not Yelping" never occurred to them -- it might have been more problematic for them if the shop *had* prepared their food for them.
I mean, *come on*.
I mean, *come on*.
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It's also as if the ending of the infamous South Park episode "You're Not Yelping" never occurred to them -- it might have been more problematic for them if the shop *had* prepared their food for them.
I mean, *come on*.
I mean, *come on*.
Wait....the Jeffrey Epstein who used to pal around with Punch Sulzberger? THAT Jeffrey Epstein?
Who is still paying for this garbage, and what is your bank account number?
Who is still paying for this garbage, and what is your bank account number?
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Wait....the Jeffrey Epstein who used to pal around with Punch Sulzberger? THAT Jeffrey Epstein?
Who is still paying for this garbage, and what is your bank account number?
Who is still paying for this garbage, and what is your bank account number?
Just as every NYT subscriber is part of the problem, so too is everyone who watches this jamoke liberate his janky knuckle-children all over his whiteboard and call it "analysis."
I mean, fuck this guy in the neck with a rusty chainsaw. You know? The fuck is *wrong* with people? Who watches that?
I mean, fuck this guy in the neck with a rusty chainsaw. You know? The fuck is *wrong* with people? Who watches that?
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Just as every NYT subscriber is part of the problem, so too is everyone who watches this jamoke liberate his janky knuckle-children all over his whiteboard and call it "analysis."
I mean, fuck this guy in the neck with a rusty chainsaw. You know? The fuck is *wrong* with people? Who watches that?
I mean, fuck this guy in the neck with a rusty chainsaw. You know? The fuck is *wrong* with people? Who watches that?
The thing with being a soulless person is that it catches up with you, sooner or later. Leavitt is barely 28 y.o., married to a man more than twice her age, spends her days telling lies for a sex predator -- in this instance to *another* sex predator.
They know who they are. It never ends well.
They know who they are. It never ends well.
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
The thing with being a soulless person is that it catches up with you, sooner or later. Leavitt is barely 28 y.o., married to a man more than twice her age, spends her days telling lies for a sex predator -- in this instance to *another* sex predator.
They know who they are. It never ends well.
They know who they are. It never ends well.
[The Book of Lists has entered the chat]
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
[The Book of Lists has entered the chat]
I barely managed to get through this mess, but I do hope Cheryl Hines reads it.
Then again, she knows exactly what she married. She knows what happened to the last Mrs. RFK Jr.
Still, good grief. Nuzzi's got raging daddy issues. I used to have fun with women like that when I was 24 and single.
Then again, she knows exactly what she married. She knows what happened to the last Mrs. RFK Jr.
Still, good grief. Nuzzi's got raging daddy issues. I used to have fun with women like that when I was 24 and single.
November 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I barely managed to get through this mess, but I do hope Cheryl Hines reads it.
Then again, she knows exactly what she married. She knows what happened to the last Mrs. RFK Jr.
Still, good grief. Nuzzi's got raging daddy issues. I used to have fun with women like that when I was 24 and single.
Then again, she knows exactly what she married. She knows what happened to the last Mrs. RFK Jr.
Still, good grief. Nuzzi's got raging daddy issues. I used to have fun with women like that when I was 24 and single.
Colin Robinson-ass pud. Probably has the same energy-vampire superpowers.
November 13, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Colin Robinson-ass pud. Probably has the same energy-vampire superpowers.
Not kidding, I'd pay serious money to see the look on [spits] Megyn Kelly's vile face if someone would ask her point-blank how she'd feel if her 14-y.o. daughter was being traded back-and-forth between 55-y.o. oligarch perverts like a goddamned poker chip.
November 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Not kidding, I'd pay serious money to see the look on [spits] Megyn Kelly's vile face if someone would ask her point-blank how she'd feel if her 14-y.o. daughter was being traded back-and-forth between 55-y.o. oligarch perverts like a goddamned poker chip.
It must be distressing for Wordle With Recipes to suddenly have to cover the cover-up of a serial rapist -- that they opted *not* to cover a decade ago when they were tipped to it.
#ButHerEmails
#ButHerEmails
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It must be distressing for Wordle With Recipes to suddenly have to cover the cover-up of a serial rapist -- that they opted *not* to cover a decade ago when they were tipped to it.
#ButHerEmails
#ButHerEmails
I refuse to believe that there's a single grown-ass adult anywhere in the country -- regardless of political persuasion -- who *doesn't* think there isn't something there.
The problem is that the institutions have aligned themselves away from any consequences for him.
The problem is that the institutions have aligned themselves away from any consequences for him.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I refuse to believe that there's a single grown-ass adult anywhere in the country -- regardless of political persuasion -- who *doesn't* think there isn't something there.
The problem is that the institutions have aligned themselves away from any consequences for him.
The problem is that the institutions have aligned themselves away from any consequences for him.
Pathetic bullshit your Wordle subscription pays for, part 1,234,456,789:
#BoycottNYT
#BoycottNYT
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Pathetic bullshit your Wordle subscription pays for, part 1,234,456,789:
#BoycottNYT
#BoycottNYT
Stanley Roper kept that show alive until the Ralph Furley years.
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Stanley Roper kept that show alive until the Ralph Furley years.
Still not watching Shrek Tank.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Still not watching Shrek Tank.
It's Elon's PR after JCO pwned his broke-dick fat ass.
Kanye. Elon. Trump. Oh, how true that turned out to be, in every way possible.
Kanye. Elon. Trump. Oh, how true that turned out to be, in every way possible.
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
It's Elon's PR after JCO pwned his broke-dick fat ass.
Kanye. Elon. Trump. Oh, how true that turned out to be, in every way possible.
Kanye. Elon. Trump. Oh, how true that turned out to be, in every way possible.
Not sure wtf "Blinkist" is, but it must come with kneepads.
"When he's not giving nazi salutes, or implanting his rancid monkey-butter into rented hoors to repopulate the earth with his wretched DNA, Elon Musk has 9 non-fiction books -- all by Ayn Rand -- that his Diablo guy said you should read."
"When he's not giving nazi salutes, or implanting his rancid monkey-butter into rented hoors to repopulate the earth with his wretched DNA, Elon Musk has 9 non-fiction books -- all by Ayn Rand -- that his Diablo guy said you should read."
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Not sure wtf "Blinkist" is, but it must come with kneepads.
"When he's not giving nazi salutes, or implanting his rancid monkey-butter into rented hoors to repopulate the earth with his wretched DNA, Elon Musk has 9 non-fiction books -- all by Ayn Rand -- that his Diablo guy said you should read."
"When he's not giving nazi salutes, or implanting his rancid monkey-butter into rented hoors to repopulate the earth with his wretched DNA, Elon Musk has 9 non-fiction books -- all by Ayn Rand -- that his Diablo guy said you should read."
As feared by most, what passes for leadership in this feral cat-circus of a party took all the wrong lessons from last Tuesday. Record off-year turnout sent a clear message -- we've had enough of these fuckers, and we want 'em gone.
Dems heard "standing up to Trump didn't work." Okay then. 😤
Dems heard "standing up to Trump didn't work." Okay then. 😤
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
As feared by most, what passes for leadership in this feral cat-circus of a party took all the wrong lessons from last Tuesday. Record off-year turnout sent a clear message -- we've had enough of these fuckers, and we want 'em gone.
Dems heard "standing up to Trump didn't work." Okay then. 😤
Dems heard "standing up to Trump didn't work." Okay then. 😤
These people really are useless, you know. They believe in nothing, they ret-con bullshit excuses to do or not do what they were planning on anyway.
What "evidence" were they looking for -- the fact that Republicans wouldn't negotiate with them WAS the evidence!
What "evidence" were they looking for -- the fact that Republicans wouldn't negotiate with them WAS the evidence!
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
These people really are useless, you know. They believe in nothing, they ret-con bullshit excuses to do or not do what they were planning on anyway.
What "evidence" were they looking for -- the fact that Republicans wouldn't negotiate with them WAS the evidence!
What "evidence" were they looking for -- the fact that Republicans wouldn't negotiate with them WAS the evidence!