After The Thick of It I imagine all "sources" are people like Ollie trying to show off

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CAN YOU BLOCK A FONT?

"Did you see that performance on Top of the Pops last night?" "Didn't need to, it was in the papers weeks ago"

Also impressive it only slipped to 14 the following week in an era when everything else plummeted

The key change was a triumph

"Hi, Missy Elliott? We're trying to launch Mel B as a serious R'n'B artist. Could you feature on her debut single to add some credibility please?"
"Sure, how much do you want?"
*sound of coins on table*
"How much credibility can we get for £27.43?"
"Four lines over the intro"
"That'll do"

Against my better judgement I also really like that Lutricia NcNeal song, it is the parpy daytime quiz saxophone that does it. A key change for the ages too

As ever, though, wouldn't it have been great if it had been in front of the light cascades

Ever since I saw the TV Times billing for this programme I have wondered what that "specially designed weather map" looked like, and today is finally the day. Well worth the wait