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It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people
HMP Hull is in for a treat this festive season with Tommy's production of Snow White. It's a one man...sorry.....third of a man show in which Tommy has all the lines
Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.
Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
HMP Hull is in for a treat this festive season with Tommy's production of Snow White. It's a one man...sorry.....third of a man show in which Tommy has all the lines
Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.
Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.
Is citizen journalist Tommy Robinson going to be his own citizen defence lawyer, again, because he's given all the funds he's grifted off citizen financiers to citizen brokers for Columbian citizen pharmacists, again?
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Is citizen journalist Tommy Robinson going to be his own citizen defence lawyer, again, because he's given all the funds he's grifted off citizen financiers to citizen brokers for Columbian citizen pharmacists, again?
I just clocked what my 10 year old bought this morning.
On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge
On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge
September 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I just clocked what my 10 year old bought this morning.
On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge
On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge
I wonder why the headline isn't Nigel Farage: Ukip's, sorry Brexit Party's, sorry Reform Ltd's, sorry Reform UK Ltd's populist elite propagandist CEO tells party?
September 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wonder why the headline isn't Nigel Farage: Ukip's, sorry Brexit Party's, sorry Reform Ltd's, sorry Reform UK Ltd's populist elite propagandist CEO tells party?
The Tory party is dead, long live the Tory Ltd party!
September 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The Tory party is dead, long live the Tory Ltd party!
They seek him here, they seek him there
MP for Clacton, but never there
An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam
MP for Clacton, but never there
An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam
September 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
They seek him here, they seek him there
MP for Clacton, but never there
An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam
MP for Clacton, but never there
An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam
Durham council. Strong bunting rope. Union flag. Safety risk.
Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?
Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?
August 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Durham council. Strong bunting rope. Union flag. Safety risk.
Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?
Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?
Alexa, how long does it take a fucking idiot to come up with a cutting riposte?
August 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Alexa, how long does it take a fucking idiot to come up with a cutting riposte?
Reform actually telling it like it is for once.
August 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Reform actually telling it like it is for once.
The Police clearly didn't go by the book with this play. Doh.
August 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Police clearly didn't go by the book with this play. Doh.
Madeline Grant, the self appointed peep peddling pundit of real Britain. A Cotswold dwelling private school educated Oxford graduate, who went on to work for the Truss budget inspiring Institute of Economic Affairs, before being a Telegraph and Spectator opinion columnist.
August 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Madeline Grant, the self appointed peep peddling pundit of real Britain. A Cotswold dwelling private school educated Oxford graduate, who went on to work for the Truss budget inspiring Institute of Economic Affairs, before being a Telegraph and Spectator opinion columnist.
Grok: Artificial Inceligence.
July 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Grok: Artificial Inceligence.
Please let it involve a grassy knoll🤞🏻
July 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Please let it involve a grassy knoll🤞🏻
What with the BBC wanting to be more appealing to Reform voters, surely Jim Davidson and Lee "try this dog food Gullis" Anderson, are a shoe-in
July 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
What with the BBC wanting to be more appealing to Reform voters, surely Jim Davidson and Lee "try this dog food Gullis" Anderson, are a shoe-in
All in all, he's just a Nazi prick with one ball.
July 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
All in all, he's just a Nazi prick with one ball.
A blatant euphemism for having reservations about dusting off the strap-on
June 18, 2025 at 7:17 PM
A blatant euphemism for having reservations about dusting off the strap-on
Hamas, Iranian and Israeli officials, matted clagnuts on the same totalitarian arse pubes.
"According to" the media however:
Death toll in Iran "according to"... Iranian Revolutionary Guard
Death toll in Gaza "according to"...Gaza's Health Ministry
Death toll in Israel...no "according to"
"According to" the media however:
Death toll in Iran "according to"... Iranian Revolutionary Guard
Death toll in Gaza "according to"...Gaza's Health Ministry
Death toll in Israel...no "according to"
June 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hamas, Iranian and Israeli officials, matted clagnuts on the same totalitarian arse pubes.
"According to" the media however:
Death toll in Iran "according to"... Iranian Revolutionary Guard
Death toll in Gaza "according to"...Gaza's Health Ministry
Death toll in Israel...no "according to"
"According to" the media however:
Death toll in Iran "according to"... Iranian Revolutionary Guard
Death toll in Gaza "according to"...Gaza's Health Ministry
Death toll in Israel...no "according to"
Yeah but no but yeah but she is bovered.
June 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Yeah but no but yeah but she is bovered.
Here's one I prepared earlier😂😂
June 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Here's one I prepared earlier😂😂
Bloody foreigners coming over and not.......ah..........err.........well........I mean.........bloody foreigners coming over here and learning the language🤬
June 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Bloody foreigners coming over and not.......ah..........err.........well........I mean.........bloody foreigners coming over here and learning the language🤬
Tommy Robinson's you fakin mug shot following being charged with harassment
May 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Tommy Robinson's you fakin mug shot following being charged with harassment
To say the human equivalent of the contents of a back street circumcisionist's off cuts bin, Laurence Fox, claims he all about free speech, he denies what he's said an awful fucking lot.
May 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
To say the human equivalent of the contents of a back street circumcisionist's off cuts bin, Laurence Fox, claims he all about free speech, he denies what he's said an awful fucking lot.
Meet Charles Pugsley. Appointed as Cabinet Member for Children's services, "responsible for supporting children and families, and protecting vulnerable children."
Not to worry though he understands what these vulnerable young people face, what with him having attended private school.
Not to worry though he understands what these vulnerable young people face, what with him having attended private school.
May 16, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Meet Charles Pugsley. Appointed as Cabinet Member for Children's services, "responsible for supporting children and families, and protecting vulnerable children."
Not to worry though he understands what these vulnerable young people face, what with him having attended private school.
Not to worry though he understands what these vulnerable young people face, what with him having attended private school.
Know your chins
May 13, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Know your chins