SkewSpewBarmyHairdoCurmudgeonBigotAndSmug
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It is unreasonable for reasonable people to be reasonable with unreasonable people
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Move over The Beano, GBNews have just announced the release of their brand new comic; The Paedo.
Featuring classic characters:
-Donald the Amoral and Gasher
-The Fash Street Grifts
-Throbber the DOGEr.
On Seig Heil now
Featuring classic characters:
-Donald the Amoral and Gasher
-The Fash Street Grifts
-Throbber the DOGEr.
On Seig Heil now
HMP Hull is in for a treat this festive season with Tommy's production of Snow White. It's a one man...sorry.....third of a man show in which Tommy has all the lines
Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.
Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.
October 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
HMP Hull is in for a treat this festive season with Tommy's production of Snow White. It's a one man...sorry.....third of a man show in which Tommy has all the lines
Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.
Featuring all the far right's favourite Tommy personas: Grifty, Sleazy, Gaky, Fashful, Nazi, Cokey and Cock.
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in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
October 11, 2025 at 4:58 AM
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
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If Americans are terrified of Donald Trump, doesn't that make him a terrorist?
October 11, 2025 at 8:19 AM
If Americans are terrified of Donald Trump, doesn't that make him a terrorist?
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Meanwhile in the US someone is campaigning for a #NobelPeacePrize because they’re trying to move the USA from a safe and stable democracy into a dictatorship.
BREAKING NEWS
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPeacePrize to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.
#NobelPrize
The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided to award the 2025 #NobelPeacePrize to Maria Corina Machado for her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela and for her struggle to achieve a just and peaceful transition from dictatorship to democracy.
#NobelPrize
October 10, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Meanwhile in the US someone is campaigning for a #NobelPeacePrize because they’re trying to move the USA from a safe and stable democracy into a dictatorship.
Enjoy this moment for what it is, the youngest you'll ever be.
October 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Enjoy this moment for what it is, the youngest you'll ever be.
Is citizen journalist Tommy Robinson going to be his own citizen defence lawyer, again, because he's given all the funds he's grifted off citizen financiers to citizen brokers for Columbian citizen pharmacists, again?
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Is citizen journalist Tommy Robinson going to be his own citizen defence lawyer, again, because he's given all the funds he's grifted off citizen financiers to citizen brokers for Columbian citizen pharmacists, again?
I just clocked what my 10 year old bought this morning.
On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge
On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge
September 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I just clocked what my 10 year old bought this morning.
On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge
On the extreme heat scale I'd put them somewhere between rubbing chilli in your eye and using veet for men hair removal on your biffin's bridge
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Wee our the most tolerant and leese racialist cuntry on flat earth, if you do knot beeleave me I will nock you owt.
This is vile. Local guy speaks to Sky News about the impact of asylum seekers protests. Watch what happens and share widely
September 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Wee our the most tolerant and leese racialist cuntry on flat earth, if you do knot beeleave me I will nock you owt.
I wonder why the headline isn't Nigel Farage: Ukip's, sorry Brexit Party's, sorry Reform Ltd's, sorry Reform UK Ltd's populist elite propagandist CEO tells party?
September 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I wonder why the headline isn't Nigel Farage: Ukip's, sorry Brexit Party's, sorry Reform Ltd's, sorry Reform UK Ltd's populist elite propagandist CEO tells party?
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“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings
Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
The Tory party is dead, long live the Tory Ltd party!
September 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
The Tory party is dead, long live the Tory Ltd party!
They seek him here, they seek him there
MP for Clacton, but never there
An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam
MP for Clacton, but never there
An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam
September 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
They seek him here, they seek him there
MP for Clacton, but never there
An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam
MP for Clacton, but never there
An authoritarian, loves the orange rapist
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of fasciam
Has anyone checked the golf course for Trump? Fascists are well known for being found dead in a bunker.
August 31, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Has anyone checked the golf course for Trump? Fascists are well known for being found dead in a bunker.
Durham council. Strong bunting rope. Union flag. Safety risk.
Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?
Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?
August 29, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Durham council. Strong bunting rope. Union flag. Safety risk.
Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?
Have I missed the news that councillor Darren Grimes had been found dead at the scene of a suspected asphyxiwank?
I can remember when after a global financial crash, legal EU immigrants were apparently to blame for Britain being more and more an impoverished shithole.
Now the same cunts who turned Britain into a more impoverished shithole with that lie are blaming different foreigners.
Wake the fuck up.
Now the same cunts who turned Britain into a more impoverished shithole with that lie are blaming different foreigners.
Wake the fuck up.
August 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I can remember when after a global financial crash, legal EU immigrants were apparently to blame for Britain being more and more an impoverished shithole.
Now the same cunts who turned Britain into a more impoverished shithole with that lie are blaming different foreigners.
Wake the fuck up.
Now the same cunts who turned Britain into a more impoverished shithole with that lie are blaming different foreigners.
Wake the fuck up.
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So lymph nodes were clear, they got everything out NO MORE CHEMO, just scans and blood tests. ☺️
August 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So lymph nodes were clear, they got everything out NO MORE CHEMO, just scans and blood tests. ☺️
Alexa, how long does it take a fucking idiot to come up with a cutting riposte?
August 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Alexa, how long does it take a fucking idiot to come up with a cutting riposte?
The Police clearly didn't go by the book with this play. Doh.
August 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
The Police clearly didn't go by the book with this play. Doh.
I wish the num skul nob ho came up with the concept of dum silent leters was stil alive so I cud give them a not so sutle nee in the bolocks. No dout I'd have to join the q tho
August 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I wish the num skul nob ho came up with the concept of dum silent leters was stil alive so I cud give them a not so sutle nee in the bolocks. No dout I'd have to join the q tho
Madeline Grant, the self appointed peep peddling pundit of real Britain. A Cotswold dwelling private school educated Oxford graduate, who went on to work for the Truss budget inspiring Institute of Economic Affairs, before being a Telegraph and Spectator opinion columnist.
August 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Madeline Grant, the self appointed peep peddling pundit of real Britain. A Cotswold dwelling private school educated Oxford graduate, who went on to work for the Truss budget inspiring Institute of Economic Affairs, before being a Telegraph and Spectator opinion columnist.
Since I was passing by I thought it'd be rude not to pop in and call Andrew Tate a cunt.
August 15, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Since I was passing by I thought it'd be rude not to pop in and call Andrew Tate a cunt.
Why is the size pot luck when you buy eggs laid by organic free range chickens?
If you buy an organic free range chicken the size isn't a surprise.
If you buy an organic free range chicken the size isn't a surprise.
July 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Why is the size pot luck when you buy eggs laid by organic free range chickens?
If you buy an organic free range chicken the size isn't a surprise.
If you buy an organic free range chicken the size isn't a surprise.
Grok: Artificial Inceligence.
July 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Grok: Artificial Inceligence.