Skelton Porter
@skelton-porter.bsky.social
Writer of the unread📖, 🎃Halloween nut, Uber driver for the dead💀. Sometimes my chicken scratch doodles pass for artwork. Cosplayer, casual gamer, somehow married with a kid.
New book (Oct 2025):
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FT2L3T8N
New book (Oct 2025):
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FT2L3T8N
I haven’t been hit with Whamageddon yet. I’ve so far avoided shopping malls.
December 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I haven’t been hit with Whamageddon yet. I’ve so far avoided shopping malls.
I don’t normally check it, but according to my phone I took 15,000 steps yesterday. Most of those were in the boots for my Jedi costume.
December 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I don’t normally check it, but according to my phone I took 15,000 steps yesterday. Most of those were in the boots for my Jedi costume.
Met @chiitan.love at Tokyo Comic Con!
December 5, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Met @chiitan.love at Tokyo Comic Con!
I’m not saying I want this to happen, it ultimately wouldn’t be good, but the thought crossed my mind: It would get crazy if Disney bought WB, Marvel & DC would be owned by the same parent company. Same for Bugs Bunny & Mickey. Some Roger Rabbit level collisions going on there.
December 3, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m not saying I want this to happen, it ultimately wouldn’t be good, but the thought crossed my mind: It would get crazy if Disney bought WB, Marvel & DC would be owned by the same parent company. Same for Bugs Bunny & Mickey. Some Roger Rabbit level collisions going on there.
No, I didn’t make the circle. It’s all a matter of perspective.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
No, I didn’t make the circle. It’s all a matter of perspective.
Not the greatest detail, but it was taken from across the small park with my phone’s camera zoomed in just shy of max zoom, so I wasn’t expecting a high quality photo.
November 28, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Not the greatest detail, but it was taken from across the small park with my phone’s camera zoomed in just shy of max zoom, so I wasn’t expecting a high quality photo.
Living outside the US, Thanksgiving is one of those holidays I kind of lose track of.
Side note, I was once asked if there was a 4th of July in Japan, and while there is one on the calendar, it’s just the day after the 3rd, & no big deal.
Side note, I was once asked if there was a 4th of July in Japan, and while there is one on the calendar, it’s just the day after the 3rd, & no big deal.
November 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Living outside the US, Thanksgiving is one of those holidays I kind of lose track of.
Side note, I was once asked if there was a 4th of July in Japan, and while there is one on the calendar, it’s just the day after the 3rd, & no big deal.
Side note, I was once asked if there was a 4th of July in Japan, and while there is one on the calendar, it’s just the day after the 3rd, & no big deal.
Randomly ran across this video, and almost skipped it after the first few seconds but I’m so glad I stuck with it. I suspect it may be a work of genius. So bad, but do good, and i think they knew exactly what they were doing. youtube.com/shorts/1dJI_...
Musashi’s Newton Moment — The Sword Moves with Gravity #Musashi #Samurai #swordsmanship
YouTube video by SAMURAI KAZ ARTS / KAZ KOBAYASHI
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Randomly ran across this video, and almost skipped it after the first few seconds but I’m so glad I stuck with it. I suspect it may be a work of genius. So bad, but do good, and i think they knew exactly what they were doing. youtube.com/shorts/1dJI_...
QRP your art with fire
Closest I’ve got (except for 2 I just did but I’m thinking of saving for next October)
Closest I’ve got (except for 2 I just did but I’m thinking of saving for next October)
November 22, 2025 at 7:49 PM
QRP your art with fire
Closest I’ve got (except for 2 I just did but I’m thinking of saving for next October)
Closest I’ve got (except for 2 I just did but I’m thinking of saving for next October)
Soon the Republican Donald Trump Care Act will be going into effect:
Insurance costs increasing?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Losing coverage or going uninsured?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Can’t afford healthcare?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Oh, and it’s not an act. They really just don’t care.
Insurance costs increasing?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Losing coverage or going uninsured?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Can’t afford healthcare?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Oh, and it’s not an act. They really just don’t care.
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Soon the Republican Donald Trump Care Act will be going into effect:
Insurance costs increasing?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Losing coverage or going uninsured?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Can’t afford healthcare?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Oh, and it’s not an act. They really just don’t care.
Insurance costs increasing?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Losing coverage or going uninsured?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Can’t afford healthcare?
Republicans Don T Care Act
Oh, and it’s not an act. They really just don’t care.
You’re, uh, hairy, wizard.
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
You’re, uh, hairy, wizard.
I drove past a house that had a sign out front that said “AI program/Chatgpt school”. FWIW, the sign was hand-painted.
I’d have taken a photo, but… driving.
I’d have taken a photo, but… driving.
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I drove past a house that had a sign out front that said “AI program/Chatgpt school”. FWIW, the sign was hand-painted.
I’d have taken a photo, but… driving.
I’d have taken a photo, but… driving.
November 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Reposted by Skelton Porter
November 12, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Earlier today, I drove past a sign that said “Trusty motors”. They used an unfortunate choice of font, I first read it as “Crusty motors”.
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Earlier today, I drove past a sign that said “Trusty motors”. They used an unfortunate choice of font, I first read it as “Crusty motors”.
Drop something black
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Drop something black
Human artists! Use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
Of the 80+ little Halloween comics I’ve done, this is still my favorite. I can draw a bit better/more detailed, but I feel this simple style works for the series.
Of the 80+ little Halloween comics I’ve done, this is still my favorite. I can draw a bit better/more detailed, but I feel this simple style works for the series.
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Human artists! Use only one piece to convince people to follow you.
Of the 80+ little Halloween comics I’ve done, this is still my favorite. I can draw a bit better/more detailed, but I feel this simple style works for the series.
Of the 80+ little Halloween comics I’ve done, this is still my favorite. I can draw a bit better/more detailed, but I feel this simple style works for the series.
Didn’t make this in time for Halloween. I don’t think I can sit on it for a year, so here it is. I’ll repost next October, maybe.
#Halloween #JackO’Lantern #pumpkin #art
#Halloween #JackO’Lantern #pumpkin #art
November 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Didn’t make this in time for Halloween. I don’t think I can sit on it for a year, so here it is. I’ll repost next October, maybe.
#Halloween #JackO’Lantern #pumpkin #art
#Halloween #JackO’Lantern #pumpkin #art
Drop something orange
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Drop something orange
Hang in there, Halloween!
At least it’s from a display that was put up after Halloween, not before.
At least it’s from a display that was put up after Halloween, not before.
November 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Hang in there, Halloween!
At least it’s from a display that was put up after Halloween, not before.
At least it’s from a display that was put up after Halloween, not before.
Only 363 days until Halloween.
November 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Only 363 days until Halloween.
Reposted by Skelton Porter
muppetized horror movie posters: thread
November 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
muppetized horror movie posters: thread
Repost from last year
November 1, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Repost from last year