We need to start making a massive list of these changes so we can easily go back and revert them.

"Why are you so puritanical you're 22"- realest shit I've ever heard

Yeeess my favorite movie of that year.

Sorry I thought this was r crumb for a second.

"If God does exist, I reckon I'm smart enough to get one over on him" is a surprisingly common stance.

I heard a phrase once that goes, "The overly religious man fashions a God he can handle: a smaller version of himself."

Its on the top layer of the cup and it looks like asphault.
"Vanilla Pudding Ice Cream with Chocolate Sandwich Cookies & Chocolate Cookie Swirls Topped with Milk Chocolatey Ganache & Chocolate Cookie Crumble"

Thats sort of what dirt cake is!

Believe in your dreams, kids. And you too can get a shout-out for your “PAW PATROL meets Thomas Ligotti meets body horror” tale!