Kristoph Yakeba
skeletorso.bsky.social
Kristoph Yakeba
@skeletorso.bsky.social
That Guy.

I am a Hypocrite
We need to start making a massive list of these changes so we can easily go back and revert them.
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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"Why are you so puritanical you're 22"- realest shit I've ever heard
January 21, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Yeeess my favorite movie of that year.
January 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Sorry I thought this was r crumb for a second.
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
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"If God does exist, I reckon I'm smart enough to get one over on him" is a surprisingly common stance.
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
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I heard a phrase once that goes, "The overly religious man fashions a God he can handle: a smaller version of himself."
January 13, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Its on the top layer of the cup and it looks like asphault.
"Vanilla Pudding Ice Cream with Chocolate Sandwich Cookies & Chocolate Cookie Swirls Topped with Milk Chocolatey Ganache & Chocolate Cookie Crumble"
January 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Thats sort of what dirt cake is!
January 12, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Reposted by Kristoph Yakeba
Believe in your dreams, kids. And you too can get a shout-out for your “PAW PATROL meets Thomas Ligotti meets body horror” tale!
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM