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Stumpy Sue
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Just a #vanlife dirtbag who reads a lot.
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Comfort Almonds are helping me cope with...whatever is happening on my airplane.
Napkins shoved in a crack by the AC panel on a plane. Flight attendant trying to fix the oxygen mask panel that is broken and dangling. A gap in the interior siding of the airplane.
July 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Eugene, Oregon going HARD. So good.
The cover of Eugene Weekly featuring a devastatingly hot woman holding an AR15 with the headline "ARE YOU TRIGGERED." The subheading says "as the Trump administration attacks trans people, some queer folks are armed and ready to bash back." Cover model is Eve Weston. She is wearing a pink crop top, black mini skirt, purple tights, and combat boots as she cradles the AR15. The title of the alt weekly "Eugene Weekly" is in purple and the "triggered" in "Are you triggered" is pink. It is hard to express in my little words how hard this goes.
June 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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They didn't pick him.
A cardinal wearing a golden and red embroidered dress with an embroidered golden and red cape and a black and gold hat. He has lots of rings and what looks to be a crystal scepter.
May 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Reeled in a stinker
Google AI text being garbage. It reads: "Barack Obama was 47 years old in 1999. He was born on August 4, 1961. Therefore, in 1999, he would have turned 38. Here's a breakdown: Born: August 4, 1961 Age in 1999: 1999 - 1961 = 38"
May 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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The Cracker Barrel Last Supper snow globe can be yours!
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A snow globe of the last supper. It's casing is brown plastic meant to look bronze. The 12 disciples and Jesus are yellowy plastic meant to look gold. The snow is glitter. It costs $39.99 at Cracker Barrel.
April 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation
Hamburglar
January 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Finally. Big, fat snowflakes in Durango.
A medium sized tan dog on a patio in a snowstorm. Her snoot is pointed up because she's sniffing the snow.
January 29, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I would like to inform the world that tonight I am trying a new bean. It is called a "mortgage lifter bean" and is from right here in the four corners region. It is a fat white bean that is bigger than my finger tips soaked.
A dehydrated reddish hand holding a singular fat white bean. A snowy slope is in the background.
January 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Still in ice storm gridlock in Western Kansas. Would love some sort of update. Hard to find good info on rural conditions. We're seeing tow trucks on the median, but going on hour three of being at a stand still while precipitation is starting up again.
A wrecked car getting towed on the shoulder of i70 in western Kansas.
January 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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We passed these skidding out and overturned semis an hour ago and have been stuck in gridlock since.
A semi truck/tractor trailer perpendicular to the road. A Fed Ex truck flipped on its side.
January 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Sun came out to light up the 330 million year old cliffs!
Sun lighting up 330 million year old cliffs.
December 29, 2024 at 2:21 AM
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All I did was post a furry in the family group chat after it got MAGA and now no one is texting anymore.
Cousin Jan, now blocked, posted "Happiest New Year ever for America" in the group chat. Below it is an image of a sexy lady Santa fox furry.
December 26, 2024 at 9:27 PM
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The hill is underwhelming because just outside of town you'll find the Sierra Madres, which are beautiful and craggy and wild.
A derpy dog sitting on a gravel path with a stunning peak of the Sierra Madre Mountains in the background.
December 10, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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The hill in the background is in Monterrey, Mexico, where Topo Chico is from, and is called Topo Chico. Therefore, I believe this rather underwhelming mound is **the** Topo Chico.
A picture taken from a moving vehicle along a highway. On the left is a portion of a green building. On the right, behind some short buildings and a winter leafless tree, is a small hill.
December 10, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Was this supposed to be obvious? Am I dumb?
A snippet of the introduction to an interview with Sally Rooney in The Paris Review that reads: "Each of Sally Rooney’s novels writes back to a novel that she admires: Conversations with Friends to Jane Austen’s Emma; Normal People to George Eliot’s Daniel Deronda; Beautiful World, Where Are You to Henry James’s The Golden Bowl; and Intermezzo to James Joyce’s Ulysses. But while Rooney is delightfully conversant in the history of the novel,"
December 3, 2024 at 4:09 PM
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Spring is also great, but the ristras are brighter in fall
Red chili pepper ristras strung on someone's wrist
November 24, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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Today's office.
A lot of blue sky with wispy white clouds up above. A lot of asphalt in the foreground. In the middle, a white campervan. In the background, the badlands of Petrified Forest National Park.
November 21, 2024 at 7:07 PM
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San Gorgonio mountains. Saturday, November 16, 2024 at 4:27 pm.
On the left, a bluffy cliff. On the right, a smoother mountain covered in a light vegetative cover that is greenish brown on account of the season. A white, chalky wash passes between the two. Southern California desert plants like Coyote Brush and Datura line the wash. Taller mountains are visible in the far distance. The sun is already behind the mountains, so the light is very low, except for the tiniest little sliver of cliff and the tops of distant clouds.
November 17, 2024 at 1:37 AM
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This bird keeps coming back to our campervan window because it has a brain the size of a pine nut and doesn't understand glass, but also it is maybe bearing an important message our big dumb monkey brains can't comprehend?
November 12, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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If you see this post do it!

Pronouns: She/Her
Height: 5'2”
Shoe size: I don't give out foot details on the internet for free
Zodiac: Taurus
Smoke: Unfiltered Lucky Strikes in times of duress
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: Nothing interesting
Fave drink: Mezcal negroni (& blood of my enemies)
It's the hamburglar. He looks hot.
November 12, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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Not as immediate as a punch in the face, but under a tire.
A group of seven caltrops, a weapon targeting hooves and wheels. They look like spiky hooked Xs. This is a joke, I don't condone violence.
November 9, 2024 at 4:51 PM
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What is she thinking?
A plastic pirate mannequin woman with a wood-like finish is fucking covered in one dollar bills. She is missing her lefthand, and her right is extended, as though to either serve you or ask for something. The dollar bill on her lips says "loose lips sink ships." She is in a supremely shitty dive bar in north San Diego County. We're all wondering, "what is she thinking?"
November 8, 2024 at 11:59 PM
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I'm thinking about how systemic change, the best kind of change for things ranging from human rights to climate change, is--let's be real--going to be much more difficult to achieve.

From Alicia Kennedy's newsletter today:
A north star for me as a writer and thinker is Sarah Schulman’s The Gentrification of the Mind. I first came across it years ago thanks to An Honest Woman author Charlotte Shane. This section on Kathy Acker came to mind recently because of the author Rachel Connolly’s piece on how people pretend they’d behave differently under another political-economic regime but don’t seem to understand they can behave that way now, actually. I have always been naive in that I do think we’re supposed to “care about something because it’s interesting, has heart, and opens a perceptual door,” and this is how I try to behave.
November 8, 2024 at 4:52 PM
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I would like everyone to behold my sadness lasagna pie. It looks a little sad on that plate all alone, but there's a big ol skillet of it, and it's what I need.
A piece of lasagna cut in the shape of piece of pie, indicating the lasagna has been baked in a round vessel. It looks small on the big plate. There are at least four visible layers.
November 7, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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Trying to breathe.
On top of a mountain. An angular cairn in the foreground, pines in the middle distance, and golden aspens on the mountains in the background. The sky is blue and partially cloudy.
November 6, 2024 at 9:05 PM