Stumpy Sue
@skeletonsharp.bsky.social
Just a #vanlife dirtbag who reads a lot.
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I'm the Barbara Streisand of your mother's demise at my hand.
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I'm the Barbara Streisand of your mother's demise at my hand.
My hot take is that serif fonts are easier to read, on or off screen, and that Rubio is a sentient turd.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
My hot take is that serif fonts are easier to read, on or off screen, and that Rubio is a sentient turd.
The problem with San Diego is the normie to freak ratio is something like 104,502 to 1. Armies of people in athleisure making sure the two goth weirdos know their place.
December 9, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The problem with San Diego is the normie to freak ratio is something like 104,502 to 1. Armies of people in athleisure making sure the two goth weirdos know their place.
I hate how well I concentrate after taking my first Advil Cold & Sinus of the season. It's almost like a small dose of stimulant calms my overactive brain and allows me the power to harness my thoughts. I wonder if there's a name for this.
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I hate how well I concentrate after taking my first Advil Cold & Sinus of the season. It's almost like a small dose of stimulant calms my overactive brain and allows me the power to harness my thoughts. I wonder if there's a name for this.
My head is sore because my dog headbutted me last night while I was crawling around on the floor massaging her shedded hairs into fibers that can be more easily swept up.
How is your Thanksgiving prep going?
How is your Thanksgiving prep going?
November 26, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My head is sore because my dog headbutted me last night while I was crawling around on the floor massaging her shedded hairs into fibers that can be more easily swept up.
How is your Thanksgiving prep going?
How is your Thanksgiving prep going?
The concept of a "Situation Room" is so funny to me. A room for beds. A room for meetings. A room for dining. A room for situations.
November 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The concept of a "Situation Room" is so funny to me. A room for beds. A room for meetings. A room for dining. A room for situations.
Truly wondering what I am going to do for work and health insurance long-term, now that: 1) there are a ton of fired feds heading into the private sector beefing up competition for fulltime jobs and 2) buying my own insurance through the ACA is going to make contracting/freelancing less feasible. 🧐
November 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Truly wondering what I am going to do for work and health insurance long-term, now that: 1) there are a ton of fired feds heading into the private sector beefing up competition for fulltime jobs and 2) buying my own insurance through the ACA is going to make contracting/freelancing less feasible. 🧐
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
This post is made to harm and divide. And yet, I'll bingo $2 all the way down.
November 4, 2025 at 6:59 AM
This post is made to harm and divide. And yet, I'll bingo $2 all the way down.
Wellness is all beef now. Sometimes I don't even know the salve was beef until my dog starts licking my hands.
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Wellness is all beef now. Sometimes I don't even know the salve was beef until my dog starts licking my hands.
I wish Gillian Anderson and Greg Davis had a kid together. The kid would be an adult. The kid would unite the English speaking world by being so hot and so in charge that all the realms would lust for and obey them consensually and that would heal us.
October 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I wish Gillian Anderson and Greg Davis had a kid together. The kid would be an adult. The kid would unite the English speaking world by being so hot and so in charge that all the realms would lust for and obey them consensually and that would heal us.
I have to fact check slides made my a colleague that used statistics from ChatGPT and I may be driven insane from the process. This robot is horrible, doesn't understand anything I'm asking, can't seem to reference earlier queries, is BAD AT MATH, and generally makes me what to pull my hair out.
September 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
I have to fact check slides made my a colleague that used statistics from ChatGPT and I may be driven insane from the process. This robot is horrible, doesn't understand anything I'm asking, can't seem to reference earlier queries, is BAD AT MATH, and generally makes me what to pull my hair out.
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Transit-oriented developments (TODs) in the Portland area generate far fewer car trips than standard estimates suggest—especially at sites that include affordable housing.
A new TREC report, the latest in a long research partnership with @oregonmetro.gov, has details: trec.pdx.edu/news/psu-res...
A new TREC report, the latest in a long research partnership with @oregonmetro.gov, has details: trec.pdx.edu/news/psu-res...
September 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Transit-oriented developments (TODs) in the Portland area generate far fewer car trips than standard estimates suggest—especially at sites that include affordable housing.
A new TREC report, the latest in a long research partnership with @oregonmetro.gov, has details: trec.pdx.edu/news/psu-res...
A new TREC report, the latest in a long research partnership with @oregonmetro.gov, has details: trec.pdx.edu/news/psu-res...
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Good news! (and no paywall) www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/c...
‘They’re Small but They’re Mighty.’ Meet the Wisconsin Sisters Healing the Land.
www.nytimes.com
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Good news! (and no paywall) www.nytimes.com/2025/09/22/c...
"Wherever possible, we want to reduce the burden of work on grantees for participation in our funding. We expect this application should take no more than one (1) hour to complete in its entirety."
The best possible thing to read at the top of a grant application.
The best possible thing to read at the top of a grant application.
September 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Wherever possible, we want to reduce the burden of work on grantees for participation in our funding. We expect this application should take no more than one (1) hour to complete in its entirety."
The best possible thing to read at the top of a grant application.
The best possible thing to read at the top of a grant application.
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If vomiting is throwing up why isn't diarrhea throwing down
July 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If vomiting is throwing up why isn't diarrhea throwing down
@andyboggs.bsky.social you're doing a good job at posts
August 18, 2025 at 5:29 AM
@andyboggs.bsky.social you're doing a good job at posts
Wishing ill on JK Rowling is a part of my daily spiritual practice.
August 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Wishing ill on JK Rowling is a part of my daily spiritual practice.
My mind cannot comprehend that using the word "shake" to describe loose bits of cannabis bud might come all the way from Shakespeare's time. This language was so 70's socal stoner coded to me. lithub.com/did-shakespe...
Did Shakespeare Write Hamlet While He Was Stoned?
William Shakespeare was in danger of being canceled. He was a big fan of mind-altering drugs—especially cannabis. But the Church of England looked down on live theater because of its “unwholesome…
lithub.com
August 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
My mind cannot comprehend that using the word "shake" to describe loose bits of cannabis bud might come all the way from Shakespeare's time. This language was so 70's socal stoner coded to me. lithub.com/did-shakespe...
Somehow I know that "cantar Oaxaca" means to throw up but I've been checking with native Spanish speakers from Mexico for years and no one's heard it. It's elegant, though! And it works in English, too..."to sing Oaxaca." Did I make this up?
July 29, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Somehow I know that "cantar Oaxaca" means to throw up but I've been checking with native Spanish speakers from Mexico for years and no one's heard it. It's elegant, though! And it works in English, too..."to sing Oaxaca." Did I make this up?
If vomiting is throwing up why isn't diarrhea throwing down
July 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
If vomiting is throwing up why isn't diarrhea throwing down
Letter of Recommendation: A bag of dry roasted almonds (Comfort Almonds) stashed in your carry on for travel days.
July 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Letter of Recommendation: A bag of dry roasted almonds (Comfort Almonds) stashed in your carry on for travel days.
One thing I love about Arnold Schwarzenegger is that one son got his face and the other got his body.
July 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
One thing I love about Arnold Schwarzenegger is that one son got his face and the other got his body.
So hard to explain to my little boy* why mommy** and daddy*** are fighting.
*39-year-old man
**YouTube video essayist
***podcaster
*39-year-old man
**YouTube video essayist
***podcaster
July 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
So hard to explain to my little boy* why mommy** and daddy*** are fighting.
*39-year-old man
**YouTube video essayist
***podcaster
*39-year-old man
**YouTube video essayist
***podcaster
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Here is how he abused his wife and children while they were on a stuck on a plane with him.
Also he continues to abuse his former wife via a BS lawsuit about a winery they owned. It’s been almost a decade and he continues the frivolous lawsuit to punish her.
Also he continues to abuse his former wife via a BS lawsuit about a winery they owned. It’s been almost a decade and he continues the frivolous lawsuit to punish her.
July 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Here is how he abused his wife and children while they were on a stuck on a plane with him.
Also he continues to abuse his former wife via a BS lawsuit about a winery they owned. It’s been almost a decade and he continues the frivolous lawsuit to punish her.
Also he continues to abuse his former wife via a BS lawsuit about a winery they owned. It’s been almost a decade and he continues the frivolous lawsuit to punish her.