This little pup has managed to stay dry despite wearing so much drip. 12/10

The replies to Brian Thompson’s last post on LinkedIn — all from before the shooting — are a horror show

(Me, genius) I will do this task later when it’s less convenient

[old guy writing a zombie movie]

I should write a part where they need the old guy real bad

before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble