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Barbie Jeff Hardy
@skelekitty.bsky.social
Kitty 🎃 30 🏳️‍🌈 She/they. ⊖ 🤼
💀 Glamour goblin ✨ Vegan Demon 🌱
💚 Lover & maker of weird 🗑️


🫀 $kelekitty
🎨 beacons.ai/skelekitty
Once again begging for more than four hours of sleep
January 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Waking up, rolling over, and immediately having the sentence “can’t have food stamps because of woke” lodged in the front of my brain is just.
January 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I’m so angry because I want you all to live. I am so angry because I want you all to live. I’m so angry because I want you all to live. I am so angry because I want you all to live. I’m so angry because I want you all to live. I am so angry because I want you all to live. I’m so angry because I want
January 28, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Fuck me for potentially triggering an awkward spell of hypomania actually
Four hours of sleep, my beloved.
January 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I wish I actually documented how disgusting this was however it’s 5am and I’d like to report that operation wash & revamp a bunch of loose, fucked up wrestling figures is happening after months of procrastinating
January 26, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Ngl I think 90% of my reasoning for missing club work is that I felt like I had a social life because I was forced to be out lmao
January 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
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"Check on your trans frie-" No. Give them money. Hire them. Buy them a video game.
January 22, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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Wrestling is very different these days regardless of promotion. WWE, AEW, TNA, GCW, Etc.
Hate has no place here tbh
January 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Four hours of sleep, my beloved.
January 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Penta time ❤️‍🔥🖤❤️‍🔥🤼
January 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Incoherent Mario screaming noises SEEEEEEEEFFFFFFTHTHTH
January 21, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Accidental circle of Hardy Boyz Christmas gifts the cycle of stupidity is complete we can now be free from this delayed fucking holiday
January 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My mom has at least nineteen boxes of pasta in her pantry right now & I need to go timetravel to tell my childhood self that we’ve absolutely made it
January 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
PAIN (Figure I’ve been waiting for for six months just got delivered as I’m leaving to go out of state)
January 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
House dinner & Eraserhead perhaps I am cured
January 17, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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fits my emptiness like a glove and now i'll never let go ;)

phantom cock drops at midnight 👽
January 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Hearing Seth Rollins’ entrance theme before 9am with no one to blame but myself
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have such colossal lost child energy that James left me alone at Target for an entire two minutes and a cop came to ask me if I was alright
January 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Whoops, my hand slipped. ☃️🧶🌈 (Several hundred times.)
January 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Feel incredibly over dressed in a parka in 37 degree weather rn after whatever the fuck has been happening for the last two weeks
January 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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“I hate to be that guy but –“ no you don’t. You do not hate to be that guy. You love being that guy. If you hated being that guy you wouldn’t be that guy but you are being that guy because deep down you absolutely love being that guy and you know it
January 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
My body versus not straight up falling apart challenge
January 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Fumbled my universe streak because I was more focused on snacks, RIP 🙏
January 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM