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Dee Culp
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Hey #retrogame #Pico8 fans! I released a new game, Dark Stalker! It's a remake/reimagining of the classic Dark Cavern on #Atari2600 (aka Night Stalker on the #Intellivision )

I tried to stay faithful to the original while adding something new. LMK what you think.

www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=152...
Dark Stalker v0.1.2
www.lexaloffle.com
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My favorite part of Predator: Badlands was when their dad rolled up on a hover-Harley and was like, "Ugh... Goddamn kids."

#badlands
November 17, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Whoever came up with this ad for A TATTOO GUN should probably get a raise, or something. I just kept staring at it, like, "That can't be what I think it is," before curiosity got the better of me and I bravely clicked.

I'm just disappointed that it isn't a lightsaber like I was suspecting.
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I love when my voting experience feels like plowing through a barrage of charity bell-ringers outside a department store at Christmas.

Also, I guess I'm officially "person who has to ask questions about everyone on the ballot and still fucks it up" years old.
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The opposite of Legolas is Duploboy.

No further statements shall be given at this time. That is all. Thank you.
September 30, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Random dude: "Damn! How do you make a skateboard go up hill without a motor?"

Me:
September 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Charlie Kirk wasn't worth all this bullshit.
September 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
So, the Boy Scouts?
In one week I learned how to use a telescope, make stuff out of wood (a birdhouse!), save someone from drowning, paddle a canoe, tie knots, use a compass and map, start a fire w/out matches, make stuff out of leather (made a bracer), etc. Also met friends who got me into skating.
One policy solution to Young Men we should be considering is Universal Basic Electric Guitar (UBEG). I'm not joking, by the way. Kids of any gender should get a low-cost starter kit for some hobby of their choosing once they turn 13. A camera, paints, a cheap sampler, etc.
September 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Rest in Piss, Chuck.
September 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Some pixel art I made for the background of a game I'm working on.
#pixelart
August 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Hey, my latest game just dropped! It's my entry for the LowRezJam. I took an old prototype I was working on and wondered if I could squeeze it into 64x64 pixels while still making it fun, and I would really like to think I succeeded.

#gamedev #lowrezjam25 #indiegamedev

skaterdee.itch.io/rebound
Rebound by SkaterDee
It's like Breakout meets Bust-A-Move
skaterdee.itch.io
August 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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August 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Jeffrey Epstein's best friend had a "senior moment" and went walking around on the roof of the White House while shouting about spending money and making it next to impossible to believe this is the reality we live in.
August 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
No, thanks. I'll just stick with jenkem. Can't beat good ol' jenkem.

youtu.be/Eky33s0fSyA?...
New drug called "flysky" is spreading throughout the Pittsburgh area, authorities say
YouTube video by CBS Pittsburgh
youtu.be
August 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Nothing said “I’m a cool California dude!” like day-glo clothing and a beret from Vision Street Wear back in the 80s.
Thanks to #HouseofSvengoolie and “Earth Girls Are Easy” I was inspired to cut up a pair of old shorts and sew my own punk beret rather than pay the vintage tax for an authentic one.
July 30, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Is it ok to call them nazis, yet? Like, is that still seen as an overreaction?
I mean, I can just go back to calling them each "a piece of shit motherfucker," if so.
Any MF who posts a picture of Auschwitz and announces “this is my zero unemployment plan” should have zero employment opportunities for the rest of his life.
July 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Bird sounds.
July 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The thing about Ozzy was how they painted him as this evil figure, "The Prince of Darkness." And yet, his most famous song had lyrics like "Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate."

I mean, I get it. It just amuses me to think we were told to fear the wrong people. RIP
July 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Boris Karloff plays Klaus Nomi in The Black Cat #svengoolie #theblackcat
July 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
In other news, I got to pet a bookstore kitty, today!
July 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Since copyright claims being used to take down videos is trending this week, I thought I’d tell my own tale of copyright woes.
For example, ten years ago I released an album with 100% original content - no samples or anything - get copyright claimed and couldn’t be monetized.
July 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Even if this weren't about distraction, every day, it just becomes more and more obvious how Trump bankrupted a casino. He thinks this is how shit works. Fucking idiot.
July 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
DEAGLE DEAGLE!
July 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
HIDE YOUR COUCHES, NEPA!
July 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM