Stephen Waggoner
@sjwaggoner.bsky.social
Proud father, husband, secretly the 5th ninja turtle, and I hate baseball.
Forgot to share the photo we took at the #KPopDemonHunters sing along. We had so much fun! Maggie cosplayed as a demon. We couldnt walk 10 feet without people stopping us to compliment her.
Excuse the colors. I had to adjust the picture so the girls faces could show up over the brightness.
Excuse the colors. I had to adjust the picture so the girls faces could show up over the brightness.
August 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Forgot to share the photo we took at the #KPopDemonHunters sing along. We had so much fun! Maggie cosplayed as a demon. We couldnt walk 10 feet without people stopping us to compliment her.
Excuse the colors. I had to adjust the picture so the girls faces could show up over the brightness.
Excuse the colors. I had to adjust the picture so the girls faces could show up over the brightness.
This is how fat I am. One of my fondest memories from my teenage years is a friend of mine‘s mom making pizza out of dinner rolls. it’s one of my favorite memories because it’s the first time that I realized you could make pizza out of anything with enough cheese and sauce. #fatty #pizza #LifeHacks
June 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
This is how fat I am. One of my fondest memories from my teenage years is a friend of mine‘s mom making pizza out of dinner rolls. it’s one of my favorite memories because it’s the first time that I realized you could make pizza out of anything with enough cheese and sauce. #fatty #pizza #LifeHacks
Does anyone ever wonder how many people with a 3 in their phone number get phone calls or texts meant for people that have an 8, or vice versa?
June 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Does anyone ever wonder how many people with a 3 in their phone number get phone calls or texts meant for people that have an 8, or vice versa?
Wild Robot is on Netflix now. Jojo LOVES that movie so we’ve watched it at least a dozen times. Still slaps.
May 24, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wild Robot is on Netflix now. Jojo LOVES that movie so we’ve watched it at least a dozen times. Still slaps.
Pretty disappointed that I had to miss yet another concert because of the lack of childcare.
But I just showed Jojo the joy of taking her animal crackers and scooping out peanut butter, so I’ve got that going for me.
But I just showed Jojo the joy of taking her animal crackers and scooping out peanut butter, so I’ve got that going for me.
May 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Pretty disappointed that I had to miss yet another concert because of the lack of childcare.
But I just showed Jojo the joy of taking her animal crackers and scooping out peanut butter, so I’ve got that going for me.
But I just showed Jojo the joy of taking her animal crackers and scooping out peanut butter, so I’ve got that going for me.
I was having a discussion about battery-powered riding mowers on Reddit yesterday when someone chimed in with Tim the Tool Man Taylor-esque "argh argh" noises, saying I should have bought gas-powered. It's 2025, why do we treat gas versus electric like some sort of masculinity contest?
April 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I was having a discussion about battery-powered riding mowers on Reddit yesterday when someone chimed in with Tim the Tool Man Taylor-esque "argh argh" noises, saying I should have bought gas-powered. It's 2025, why do we treat gas versus electric like some sort of masculinity contest?
I enjoy talking to other dads that are involved just as much physically as they are emotionally with their kids. Not to exclude anyone, but you don’t hear about the mental and emotional changes that people go through when they raise kids & a lot of men just don’t like talking about it.
April 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I enjoy talking to other dads that are involved just as much physically as they are emotionally with their kids. Not to exclude anyone, but you don’t hear about the mental and emotional changes that people go through when they raise kids & a lot of men just don’t like talking about it.
Providence elementary parents, please ignore the man walking his kid to school today with what seemed to be a leash. It was a Santa Claus tie, and she was pretending to be a feral cat. This was all at her request. Please disregard any further sightings because it will likely happen tomorrow as well.
March 27, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Providence elementary parents, please ignore the man walking his kid to school today with what seemed to be a leash. It was a Santa Claus tie, and she was pretending to be a feral cat. This was all at her request. Please disregard any further sightings because it will likely happen tomorrow as well.
We get it, your winter break was so much cooler than ours.
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March 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
We get it, your winter break was so much cooler than ours.
I really don’t understand how the invention of the pull & peel #twizzlers didn’t eliminate the necessity for regular trash twizzlers.
March 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I really don’t understand how the invention of the pull & peel #twizzlers didn’t eliminate the necessity for regular trash twizzlers.
I don’t know if Harrison Ford’s reinvention as mischievous grandpa was planned or not, but I’m here for it. #starwars #iknow #hansolo #hanshotfirst
February 25, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I don’t know if Harrison Ford’s reinvention as mischievous grandpa was planned or not, but I’m here for it. #starwars #iknow #hansolo #hanshotfirst
Here’s a moment of zen for you and some insight into what a good soul Jojo is. Her new favorite thing to do is sit on the couch and share fingertip chopstick #Cheetos with me. Today she insisted on passing them using only the chopsticks and she couldn’t be more pleased about it.
February 24, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Here’s a moment of zen for you and some insight into what a good soul Jojo is. Her new favorite thing to do is sit on the couch and share fingertip chopstick #Cheetos with me. Today she insisted on passing them using only the chopsticks and she couldn’t be more pleased about it.
Mild take. The movie Arlo the Alligator Boy is a fun, underrated kids musical.
February 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Mild take. The movie Arlo the Alligator Boy is a fun, underrated kids musical.
Apparently chaos goblins love me. Who saw that coming?
February 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Apparently chaos goblins love me. Who saw that coming?
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One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
February 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
Jojo (5, soon to be 6) is not a morning kid. Waking her up is a roll of the dice. Some days she’s all snuggly and cute, other days she wants to argue what the meaning of the word “up” is. 1/4
February 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Jojo (5, soon to be 6) is not a morning kid. Waking her up is a roll of the dice. Some days she’s all snuggly and cute, other days she wants to argue what the meaning of the word “up” is. 1/4
As a dad who is currently job hunting and freshening up his resume calls, the Google Super Bowl ad “Dream Job” just broke me. That tiny hand at the end!
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February 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
As a dad who is currently job hunting and freshening up his resume calls, the Google Super Bowl ad “Dream Job” just broke me. That tiny hand at the end!
February 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
While poop scooping the yard, my 5 year old daughter Jojo, called the dog poop “nerds” rather than turds. I’ll never correct her.
February 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
While poop scooping the yard, my 5 year old daughter Jojo, called the dog poop “nerds” rather than turds. I’ll never correct her.
I’ve noticed an uptick in people talking on their phone in public. Delivery people always seem to be talking to someone to pass the time away, I’m talking about folks walking the aisles in grocery stores and such. I HATE talking on the phone, especially if it’s idle conversation.
February 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I’ve noticed an uptick in people talking on their phone in public. Delivery people always seem to be talking to someone to pass the time away, I’m talking about folks walking the aisles in grocery stores and such. I HATE talking on the phone, especially if it’s idle conversation.
We’ve all been stuck in the house sick with #covid for days now and everyone has survived so far. I signed up for #shipt from #target to get a few things to make a roast. First time in days I’ve felt full. #circle360 ftw
February 2, 2025 at 12:20 AM
We’ve all been stuck in the house sick with #covid for days now and everyone has survived so far. I signed up for #shipt from #target to get a few things to make a roast. First time in days I’ve felt full. #circle360 ftw
Fitting end to January 2025. Whole house with Covid. February will likely bring the us something rare like tuberculosis. March, the plague. April, demon possession. May, rapture. June, ???
January 31, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Fitting end to January 2025. Whole house with Covid. February will likely bring the us something rare like tuberculosis. March, the plague. April, demon possession. May, rapture. June, ???
I don’t get jealous of much, but having extended family that helps out consistently would be amazing right about now. 3 of 4 in the house are sick and we could sure use a break to recover.
Jojo doesn’t like when I nap, so earlier I woke up to her basically wrestling me in my sleep. She won.
Jojo doesn’t like when I nap, so earlier I woke up to her basically wrestling me in my sleep. She won.
January 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I don’t get jealous of much, but having extended family that helps out consistently would be amazing right about now. 3 of 4 in the house are sick and we could sure use a break to recover.
Jojo doesn’t like when I nap, so earlier I woke up to her basically wrestling me in my sleep. She won.
Jojo doesn’t like when I nap, so earlier I woke up to her basically wrestling me in my sleep. She won.
One of the worst parts about being an adult is wanting homemade chicken noodle soup when you’re sick, but there’s no one to make it for you besides yourself because your whole house is sick.
January 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
One of the worst parts about being an adult is wanting homemade chicken noodle soup when you’re sick, but there’s no one to make it for you besides yourself because your whole house is sick.
One kid got accepted into magnet school while the other didn’t. Super proud of Maggie because her acceptance was based on her talent, not a lottery selection like Jojo.
Hopefully Jo gets in once some other kids move on so we can get her out of public school before it breaks all of our spirits.
Hopefully Jo gets in once some other kids move on so we can get her out of public school before it breaks all of our spirits.
January 29, 2025 at 3:48 AM
One kid got accepted into magnet school while the other didn’t. Super proud of Maggie because her acceptance was based on her talent, not a lottery selection like Jojo.
Hopefully Jo gets in once some other kids move on so we can get her out of public school before it breaks all of our spirits.
Hopefully Jo gets in once some other kids move on so we can get her out of public school before it breaks all of our spirits.