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Outrageously good
[Edgar Allan Poe tries to write a joke]
Once upon an eve of drinking
As I worked the bar, with clinking
Jugs of ale, yet ever thinking
Of the men from foreign shore,
Suddenly I heard some talk
With accents London, Dundee, Cork
Had they pursued me to New York??
Quoth the English, "three pints more"
[James Joyce tries to tell a joke]
A Jesuit, a Citizen and a Drunk walk into a bar
the Riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
They lived and laughed and loved and left.
February 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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[Edgar Allan Poe tries to write a joke]
Once upon an eve of drinking
As I worked the bar, with clinking
Jugs of ale, yet ever thinking
Of the men from foreign shore,
Suddenly I heard some talk
With accents London, Dundee, Cork
Had they pursued me to New York??
Quoth the English, "three pints more"
[James Joyce tries to tell a joke]
A Jesuit, a Citizen and a Drunk walk into a bar
the Riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
They lived and laughed and loved and left.
[Anthony Burgess tries to tell a joke]
It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman wanted to see me.
February 13, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Peak of humour here
January 15, 2025 at 1:37 PM
First world problem but can Supersport stop tricking me by replaying wickets from the first innings. I swear it's happened 4 times in the second innings.
January 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Pat Cummins is pretty lucky he had an air tight alibi
December 6, 2024 at 7:12 AM
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The irony was Larssen scored the best two goals of the game. Nobody can tell me that a better coach wouldn't get a much different tune out of these players
November 30, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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The away end early second half played a massive part in that win. The way we kept the Wolverhampton Wanderers chant going continuously visibly lifted the team. We completely owned Craven Cottage today, it was more like a home game for us. Take a bow everyone.
November 23, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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November 15, 2024 at 8:16 AM