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Steven (with a PH)
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farce majeure
Incredible things are happening on French Bluesky
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Oopsie, when you posted this you must have accidentally cropped the artist's name off! Don't worry though, I've got your back. It's happymishkas, aka Forest Rowell.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Of all the people that could get upset about deliberate deception...
October 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Made a blue-cheese burnt basque cheesecake. My wife's next husband needs to up his game. I'm making him look a fool right now.
October 19, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Absolutely loved One Battle After Another, however...
September 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
£60! Sixty actual English Pounds. It's basically a steak bake with nice cheekbones. For sixty pounds I would expect Nigella Lawson to chew this up and spit it directly into my mouth. £60!! Game's gone.
August 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Happy new episode of Alien: North Dakota day to mostly me but also anyone else who celebrates, I suppose.
August 20, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Fine. If I want a golden age I'll make one myself.
August 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
In the golden age of the internet there would already be 100 Tumblr accounts dedicated to putting quotes from Fargo onto images from Alien Earth.
August 14, 2025 at 8:23 AM
July 23, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I've been fortunate enough to visit the galleries of Europe, I have been present at the birth of a child and the demolition of a skyscraper, I have hallucinated Gods into and out of existence, and not a single moment has elicited a stronger reaction in me than seeing these again
July 20, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Big 'when you have P.E. last period and don't want to get properly changed to come home...' energy from the Newcastle kit launch
July 1, 2025 at 7:55 AM
As a man who fears only hippies and dinosaurs, this might just be the most terrifying sentence I've ever read.
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 AM
June 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
So much art and culture to appreciate in Amsterdam, my favourite of which was this sculpture commemorating the invention of the down low too slow.
May 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
All cats are bastards.
April 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Playing Blue Prince and finally got to Room 46 on day 27. This game has broken my brain. I just spent 15 minutes in my own kitchen trying to solve the mugs.
April 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It summoned them. I should write more posts about mysterious wealthy benefactors.
January 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
You'll be visited by free spirits
December 24, 2024 at 2:49 PM
DIRECTOR: Brandon Routh is playing a fireman, so for his home we were thinking–

SET DRESSER: [already Googling multipacks of ladders] say no more fam, say no more.
December 22, 2024 at 4:27 PM
These are my Gospels
November 28, 2024 at 11:51 AM
Look at him, poor idiot. He's worried he's being Incepted. He doesn't know if he's trapped in a dream within a dream
November 15, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Cru-fella De Vil
October 31, 2024 at 1:22 PM
October 21, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Sad to see that this app is already riddled with misinformation and lies.
August 14, 2024 at 10:14 AM