Smoochie Woochie
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Watching #strangerthings and my mom just realized that it takes place in the 80s😅🤔
December 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Watching #strangerthings and my mom just realized that it takes place in the 80s😅🤔
Welp my dad and stepmom didn’t get me the puppy I asked for, I suggest my mom come through for tomorrow 😁
December 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Welp my dad and stepmom didn’t get me the puppy I asked for, I suggest my mom come through for tomorrow 😁
Tries to use public transportation to save money plus my job covers the costs…then the bus doesn’t come and I end up spending more money getting home even if I had just driven
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December 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Tries to use public transportation to save money plus my job covers the costs…then the bus doesn’t come and I end up spending more money getting home even if I had just driven
It’s still fuck you forever to my old college roommate.
December 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It’s still fuck you forever to my old college roommate.
Literally had to call my mom and ask if she could come overrrr
December 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Literally had to call my mom and ask if she could come overrrr
Me trying to find the gaps in the tree to place the remaining ornaments
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December 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Me trying to find the gaps in the tree to place the remaining ornaments
I’ve only put five ornaments on my tree and I’m already tired
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’ve only put five ornaments on my tree and I’m already tired
It was amazing, I wanna be blue
December 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
It was amazing, I wanna be blue
I ain’t even been on this app a month and got blocked😭😭
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December 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I ain’t even been on this app a month and got blocked😭😭
Peak ovulation and I’m pissed off…headed to the gym
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December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Peak ovulation and I’m pissed off…headed to the gym
Stop asking me for shit a week before CHRISTMASSSSSEHSJKSDN
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December 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Stop asking me for shit a week before CHRISTMASSSSSEHSJKSDN
The office is so quiet, I don’t even hear keyboard taps😂
December 19, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The office is so quiet, I don’t even hear keyboard taps😂
Now this would not be an issue had I not lost my AirPods…AGAIN
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December 18, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Now this would not be an issue had I not lost my AirPods…AGAIN
Now why I gotta hear YOUR music and the gym’s music. Don’t nobody wanna listen to that afrika bumbatta bullshit man
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December 18, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Now why I gotta hear YOUR music and the gym’s music. Don’t nobody wanna listen to that afrika bumbatta bullshit man
He’s at it again
December 18, 2025 at 4:58 PM
He’s at it again
I gotta call the plumber!
December 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I gotta call the plumber!
Shake that monkey - Too $hort
I saw someone ask this on Twitter last year. I’m revamping a couple playlists so #pleaserespond 😂:
If your friends lose you at a party or club, what can the DJ play for you to appear?
If your friends lose you at a party or club, what can the DJ play for you to appear?
December 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Shake that monkey - Too $hort
Don’t look any further - Dennis Edward
I saw someone ask this on Twitter last year. I’m revamping a couple playlists so #pleaserespond 😂:
If your friends lose you at a party or club, what can the DJ play for you to appear?
If your friends lose you at a party or club, what can the DJ play for you to appear?
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Don’t look any further - Dennis Edward
I ate steak and eggs for my post workout meal
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December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I ate steak and eggs for my post workout meal
I’m itching to cut all my hair off againnnnn
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December 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m itching to cut all my hair off againnnnn
I know this bih didn’t just fart
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I know this bih didn’t just fart