Smoochie Woochie
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This is where I will share all of my thoughts that I don’t feel like sending in the group chat 😁
The quick shot of the parliaments as they were plating 😂😂 #belowdeckmed
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The quick shot of the parliaments as they were plating 😂😂 #belowdeckmed
And now he’s trying to convince others…he’s like, well if we get turned around at the border then we can book a last minute flight. WE!? F u and f that plan. He would be doing that goofy shit alone. Our job is paying for the travel, why are you making things 10x harder for yourself?
My coworker is in deep deliberation between waking up at 4 to catch a 45 min flight to Detroit or driving 4-6 hours…because he “can’t wake up at 4am”…
January 22, 2026 at 3:05 PM
And now he’s trying to convince others…he’s like, well if we get turned around at the border then we can book a last minute flight. WE!? F u and f that plan. He would be doing that goofy shit alone. Our job is paying for the travel, why are you making things 10x harder for yourself?
My coworker is in deep deliberation between waking up at 4 to catch a 45 min flight to Detroit or driving 4-6 hours…because he “can’t wake up at 4am”…
January 22, 2026 at 3:02 PM
My coworker is in deep deliberation between waking up at 4 to catch a 45 min flight to Detroit or driving 4-6 hours…because he “can’t wake up at 4am”…
Ain’t nothing like getting a flashback of when a motherfucker dismissed your feelings
a man wearing a t-shirt that says boys on the back
ALT: a man wearing a t-shirt that says boys on the back
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January 22, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Ain’t nothing like getting a flashback of when a motherfucker dismissed your feelings
Watching How to train your dragon 2
a spongebob squarepants cartoon character is laying on the ground with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a spongebob squarepants cartoon character is laying on the ground with his arms outstretched .
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January 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Watching How to train your dragon 2
Poured me about half of a high noon into my flavored water to go with dinner
a cartoon character from family guy is standing in front of a bank safe .
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January 21, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Poured me about half of a high noon into my flavored water to go with dinner
Luvorpop
a group of men in white shirts are dancing in a garage doorway .
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January 21, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Luvorpop
Storage full get more? How bout you get lost, iCloud
January 21, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Storage full get more? How bout you get lost, iCloud
Some of these trainings are starting to feel like school
a woman in a bra is sitting on a couch with her arms crossed and looking down .
Alt: a woman in a bra is sitting on a couch with her arms crossed and looking down feeling set up
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January 21, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Some of these trainings are starting to feel like school
I want some Popeyes…NEOW
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I want some Popeyes…NEOW
Me using reward points that don’t belong to me
a woman wearing sunglasses and a chanel bag walks down a street
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January 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Me using reward points that don’t belong to me
There’s a young man at the gym working out in jeans and black timbs
January 20, 2026 at 11:19 PM
There’s a young man at the gym working out in jeans and black timbs
I try to look calm while I’m working out but I legit feel like I’m about to yack half the time
a woman is dressed as the statue of liberty and wearing a green dress and hat .
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January 20, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I try to look calm while I’m working out but I legit feel like I’m about to yack half the time
I got that hot bitch in my home, you know how many hot bitches I own?!
a woman wearing earrings and a white jacket with studs
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January 20, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I got that hot bitch in my home, you know how many hot bitches I own?!
January 20, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Oh wow the sun is really trying to peak through. We haven’t seen the sun in like 8 days 😭😭
January 19, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Oh wow the sun is really trying to peak through. We haven’t seen the sun in like 8 days 😭😭
Hamstrings are cramping
a woman in a wedding dress says it 's happening
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January 19, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Hamstrings are cramping
But yeah it was pretty tasty
January 19, 2026 at 8:29 PM
But yeah it was pretty tasty
That chic fil a kale saladddddd
a young boy in a red shirt is making a funny face and says wooow .
ALT: a young boy in a red shirt is making a funny face and says wooow .
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January 19, 2026 at 7:53 PM
That chic fil a kale saladddddd
I forgot to eat
a woman is covering her mouth with her hands while looking at the camera .
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January 19, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I forgot to eat
Sean McDermott must’ve cast a spell as retribution. I can’t even see across the street
January 19, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Sean McDermott must’ve cast a spell as retribution. I can’t even see across the street
Where’d your love go?
a girl with purple hair and striped socks is surrounded by pink butterflies and flowers
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January 19, 2026 at 6:21 AM
Where’d your love go?