Sizikins
@sizikins.bsky.social
Married, proud Dad to 3 amazing kids. Grew up in Australia, chemist/chemical engineer in the USA for 27+ years. Democrat, atheist, love travel, humor, cricket, baseball, Guided By Voices
One day I will watch a show where the cop car pulling up to the crime scene doesn’t go “Whoop whoop!”
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
One day I will watch a show where the cop car pulling up to the crime scene doesn’t go “Whoop whoop!”
No one’s fooling me with that missing floor 13 button in my hotel elevator. We all know floor 14 is haunted.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
No one’s fooling me with that missing floor 13 button in my hotel elevator. We all know floor 14 is haunted.
As an Eagles fan, the worst thing about being in a neighborhood football pool is wanting Dallas to come back to win so I get the point.
September 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
As an Eagles fan, the worst thing about being in a neighborhood football pool is wanting Dallas to come back to win so I get the point.
Living with our three teenaged kids is like having three room mates who don’t pay rent, don’t cook nor clean and need us to be their constant Uber drivers. Highly recommend.
September 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Living with our three teenaged kids is like having three room mates who don’t pay rent, don’t cook nor clean and need us to be their constant Uber drivers. Highly recommend.
RFK Jr during his Senate hearing today just shows how truly ignorant this nepo baby is. Waiting for him to say “Do you know who my Father is?” any time now.
September 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
RFK Jr during his Senate hearing today just shows how truly ignorant this nepo baby is. Waiting for him to say “Do you know who my Father is?” any time now.
So is he RIP or not? I feel bad thinking how happy I will be when the news finally comes out
August 30, 2025 at 5:23 PM
So is he RIP or not? I feel bad thinking how happy I will be when the news finally comes out
Jeffstein probably isn’t a name you want to name your newborn boy right now.
August 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Jeffstein probably isn’t a name you want to name your newborn boy right now.
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Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.
June 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Showing your child affection improves their mental and physical well-being, increases brain development, and might even one day save the American taxpayers forty-five million dollars.
With Donnie TACO and Melon breaking up, who will pay child support for their 20 kids?
June 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
With Donnie TACO and Melon breaking up, who will pay child support for their 20 kids?
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Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
June 3, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Spread the love and acceptance #pridemonth
@howardstern.com Gary the slow adult was more of an astronaut than Gayle King and Katy Perry when you guys sent him to the moon and back.
April 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
@howardstern.com Gary the slow adult was more of an astronaut than Gayle King and Katy Perry when you guys sent him to the moon and back.
Just did one of my favorite things I do every year - turned the thermostat from Heat to Cool.
April 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Just did one of my favorite things I do every year - turned the thermostat from Heat to Cool.
@deanobeidallah.bsky.social Finally a Kendall (Scudder) on your show who isn’t nuts! Great show last night.
April 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
@deanobeidallah.bsky.social Finally a Kendall (Scudder) on your show who isn’t nuts! Great show last night.
Maybe Donald should stick to golf. If he literally did nothing else for the next four years we would be fine. Instead we have this shit show.
April 4, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Maybe Donald should stick to golf. If he literally did nothing else for the next four years we would be fine. Instead we have this shit show.
I don’t know about you guys, but if I’m on a group chat discussing which pub we are heading to tonight, I check that Dave’s annoying brother-in-law Jimmy isn’t on the chat before suggesting somewhere to go.
March 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I don’t know about you guys, but if I’m on a group chat discussing which pub we are heading to tonight, I check that Dave’s annoying brother-in-law Jimmy isn’t on the chat before suggesting somewhere to go.
Quick question: whatever happened to Amstel Light?
March 28, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Quick question: whatever happened to Amstel Light?
I get the notion that Austin Powers thinks it’s called Shag Carpet for other reasons.
March 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I get the notion that Austin Powers thinks it’s called Shag Carpet for other reasons.
Can Jack Reacher please head over to the DOGE office and maybe sort a few things out, please?
March 22, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Can Jack Reacher please head over to the DOGE office and maybe sort a few things out, please?
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REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
February 14, 2025 at 1:15 AM
REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!
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I hope that with Elon having access to all our social security numbers that I will now receive less spam calls asking for my social security number.
February 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
I hope that with Elon having access to all our social security numbers that I will now receive less spam calls asking for my social security number.
I feel so welcome here on Bluesky. All these attractive foreign ladies wanting to by my friend. So nice. I wish there was a quicker way to block them all.
January 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I feel so welcome here on Bluesky. All these attractive foreign ladies wanting to by my friend. So nice. I wish there was a quicker way to block them all.
Pupps Magee won’t let a little snow stop frisbee fetch fun.
January 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Pupps Magee won’t let a little snow stop frisbee fetch fun.
I am new to Bluesky after deleting my Threads account. One thing that comforts me with the new administration is that their combined incompetence and selfishness will prevent them from damaging our country as bad as we initially imagined. The petty infighting is going to be fun to watch.
January 10, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I am new to Bluesky after deleting my Threads account. One thing that comforts me with the new administration is that their combined incompetence and selfishness will prevent them from damaging our country as bad as we initially imagined. The petty infighting is going to be fun to watch.