sixsilverthings
@sixsilverthings.bsky.social
Guitar, anime, videogame enthusiast, northerner who likes writing little sentences for my friends on computer
UK multi millionaires complaining about the cost of a mansion tax have they tried just eating less avocado toast and coast coffees?
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
UK multi millionaires complaining about the cost of a mansion tax have they tried just eating less avocado toast and coast coffees?
Is 36 too old to have a hyper vivid nightmare about the Minecraft movie chicken jockey
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Is 36 too old to have a hyper vivid nightmare about the Minecraft movie chicken jockey
The US government couldn't figure out which right wing podcaster to slime.com so they got two national guard instead and now unfortunately they have to have city wide ice invasions again
November 27, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The US government couldn't figure out which right wing podcaster to slime.com so they got two national guard instead and now unfortunately they have to have city wide ice invasions again
"it's neither here nor there" ok bro then where is it
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
"it's neither here nor there" ok bro then where is it
Japanese guy that says itadakimasu before eating pus- on September 11th 2001 two planes struck the world trade center
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Japanese guy that says itadakimasu before eating pus- on September 11th 2001 two planes struck the world trade center
Back in the day when I was badly addicted to cocaine for over a decade an idea kept creeping into my kind quite vividly that I should become a sort of amateur super hero and buy some equipment and prowl the streets for crime and honesty I would have cooked
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Back in the day when I was badly addicted to cocaine for over a decade an idea kept creeping into my kind quite vividly that I should become a sort of amateur super hero and buy some equipment and prowl the streets for crime and honesty I would have cooked
Tech bros love to be like "in a month's time, AI will effectively have ended the need for a Wednesday by optimising weekly output time! No more Wednesdays!" Whilst their AI constantly and incorrectly claims that every woman in a photo is Mia Khalifa
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Tech bros love to be like "in a month's time, AI will effectively have ended the need for a Wednesday by optimising weekly output time! No more Wednesdays!" Whilst their AI constantly and incorrectly claims that every woman in a photo is Mia Khalifa
Celebrity chef Gino D'Acampo furiously denies bullying allegations, "I was a mekkin' a spoicy friendship" he explains
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Celebrity chef Gino D'Acampo furiously denies bullying allegations, "I was a mekkin' a spoicy friendship" he explains
"your honour I did it all for da nookie!"
My lawyer - "so he could take a cookie your honour-"
My lawyer - "so he could take a cookie your honour-"
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
"your honour I did it all for da nookie!"
My lawyer - "so he could take a cookie your honour-"
My lawyer - "so he could take a cookie your honour-"
If it's 5pm here in England it should be 5pm everywhere in the world! We don't need time zones! Make time great again, thank you for your attention to this matter! - SST
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
If it's 5pm here in England it should be 5pm everywhere in the world! We don't need time zones! Make time great again, thank you for your attention to this matter! - SST
TIL that UK postboxes have full bodies beneath the ground
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
TIL that UK postboxes have full bodies beneath the ground
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They hate Mamdani so much that they're revealing they liked NYC better when it was Zionist spies using the city as a pedophilia playground and that that was part of the appeal for them.
November 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
They hate Mamdani so much that they're revealing they liked NYC better when it was Zionist spies using the city as a pedophilia playground and that that was part of the appeal for them.
I'm 36 today which means im officially a miscellaneous unc that shoots poison on stage
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I'm 36 today which means im officially a miscellaneous unc that shoots poison on stage
Now we know why trump always called it the "big beautiful bill"
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Now we know why trump always called it the "big beautiful bill"
… New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by
For the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer
Since that summer
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by
For the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer
Since that summer
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
… New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by
For the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer
Since that summer
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by
For the summer, for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie & Fitch
I'd take her if I had one wish
But she's been gone since that summer
Since that summer
Texting my boss this when they ask why I didn't turn up for work
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Texting my boss this when they ask why I didn't turn up for work
Imagine you have a kid and they die and then you gotta play their favourite song at the funeral but their favourite song is the tun tun sahur song
November 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Imagine you have a kid and they die and then you gotta play their favourite song at the funeral but their favourite song is the tun tun sahur song
"it's a vintage Omni chord bro- vintage Omni chord- do you recognise this song? Let me slow it down do you recognise it now? Gorillaz bro 😏"
November 15, 2025 at 10:36 AM
"it's a vintage Omni chord bro- vintage Omni chord- do you recognise this song? Let me slow it down do you recognise it now? Gorillaz bro 😏"
Reposted by sixsilverthings
Reposted by sixsilverthings
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
A good journalist would ask the presidents son how he found the account of, and why is he retweeting a twitter account that talked several times about his fantasies for raping his child sister
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A good journalist would ask the presidents son how he found the account of, and why is he retweeting a twitter account that talked several times about his fantasies for raping his child sister
Reposted by sixsilverthings
I think Predators would fuck with me
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I think Predators would fuck with me
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I forgot to schedule this one in time for winter so here is the silliest piece I’ve ever written
Autistic man buries Lego for winter
An autistic man has begun the annual process of burying his Lego to protect it during the winter months when Lego sources are scarce, it has been reported. Dexter Livingstone, 31, also has ADHD, but ...
thedailytism.com
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I forgot to schedule this one in time for winter so here is the silliest piece I’ve ever written