When it comes to deciding if giraffe-related jokes are worth it, I'm never sure whether to stick my neck or stay silent.

The hype about AI is bullshit. I spent like half an hour trying to get any AI site to combine images of A Clockwork Orange and a ham and nothing got even remotely close.

I guess because there is no god?

First DJ to dig up old vinyl of famous presidential speeches, then cut and scratch them over beats and call it the #PresidentialRecordsAct wins.

did you know in a pinch people will squish part of your flesh between their finger and thumb

An app where you can choose any streaming program you're watching and tell it what minute you are on, and it will summarize anything important you've missed so far while you were busy scrolling on your phone.

You guys, I'm so embarrassed.

I came here to kick ass and take names.

I finally finished a ton of ass kicking and just now realized that I completely forgot to take ANY names! 😲😲