EPIC THE MUSICAL LYRICS
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[ guys forewarning i finished coding the ithaca saga lyrics in, i censored the no-no word in odysseus because idk if bsky will come after me for that 😭 additionally, there's tws for some of the lyrics in hold them down ]
POSEIDON:
You idiot...
Can't you see?
You sealed your fate just to beat me.
You idiot...
Can't you see?
You sealed your fate just to beat me.
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
POSEIDON:
You idiot...
Can't you see?
You sealed your fate just to beat me.
You idiot...
Can't you see?
You sealed your fate just to beat me.
ODYSSEUS:
Aren't you tired, Poseidon?
It's been ten years, how long will this go?
We're both hurting from losses
So why not leave this here and just go home?
Aren't you tired, Poseidon?
It's been ten years, how long will this go?
We're both hurting from losses
So why not leave this here and just go home?
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
ODYSSEUS:
Aren't you tired, Poseidon?
It's been ten years, how long will this go?
We're both hurting from losses
So why not leave this here and just go home?
Aren't you tired, Poseidon?
It's been ten years, how long will this go?
We're both hurting from losses
So why not leave this here and just go home?
ANTINOUS, SUITORS:
Or die, little wolf, die
Don't you know it's fight or fly, little wolf, fly?
All because you had to try, little wolf, try
Run away before you
Die, little wolf, die, little wolf, die!
Or die, little wolf, die
Don't you know it's fight or fly, little wolf, fly?
All because you had to try, little wolf, try
Run away before you
Die, little wolf, die, little wolf, die!
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
ANTINOUS, SUITORS:
Or die, little wolf, die
Don't you know it's fight or fly, little wolf, fly?
All because you had to try, little wolf, try
Run away before you
Die, little wolf, die, little wolf, die!
Or die, little wolf, die
Don't you know it's fight or fly, little wolf, fly?
All because you had to try, little wolf, try
Run away before you
Die, little wolf, die, little wolf, die!
POSEIDON, ODYSSEUS:
I've been so gracious
And yet, you hurt the son of mine
That's right, the cyclops you made blind is mine
No...
I've been so gracious
And yet, you hurt the son of mine
That's right, the cyclops you made blind is mine
No...
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
POSEIDON, ODYSSEUS:
I've been so gracious
And yet, you hurt the son of mine
That's right, the cyclops you made blind is mine
No...
I've been so gracious
And yet, you hurt the son of mine
That's right, the cyclops you made blind is mine
No...
ODYSSEUS:
I look into your eyes and I
Think back to the son of mine
You're as old as he was when I left for war
I look into your eyes and I
Think back to the son of mine
You're as old as he was when I left for war
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
ODYSSEUS:
I look into your eyes and I
Think back to the son of mine
You're as old as he was when I left for war
I look into your eyes and I
Think back to the son of mine
You're as old as he was when I left for war
POLITES, ODYSSEUS:
And try to relax, my friend
I'm fine, Polites
And try to relax, my friend
I'm fine, Polites
November 19, 2025 at 10:55 PM
POLITES, ODYSSEUS:
And try to relax, my friend
I'm fine, Polites
And try to relax, my friend
I'm fine, Polites
ODYSSEUS:
You don't know what I've gone through!
You don't know what I've sacrificed!
Every comrade I long knew...
Every friend, I saw them die...
And all I hear are screams...
You don't know what I've gone through!
You don't know what I've sacrificed!
Every comrade I long knew...
Every friend, I saw them die...
And all I hear are screams...
November 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
ODYSSEUS:
You don't know what I've gone through!
You don't know what I've sacrificed!
Every comrade I long knew...
Every friend, I saw them die...
And all I hear are screams...
You don't know what I've gone through!
You don't know what I've sacrificed!
Every comrade I long knew...
Every friend, I saw them die...
And all I hear are screams...
TELEMACHUS:
'Cause I got in a fight and I didn't die!
I've never felt strong before
You're my friend, I couldn't ask for more
'Cause I got in a fight and I didn't die!
I've never felt strong before
You're my friend, I couldn't ask for more
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
TELEMACHUS:
'Cause I got in a fight and I didn't die!
I've never felt strong before
You're my friend, I couldn't ask for more
'Cause I got in a fight and I didn't die!
I've never felt strong before
You're my friend, I couldn't ask for more
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS, ALL:
Six hundred men
Six hundred men under my command
With only one goal in mind
(Make it back alive to our homeland)
Six hundred men
Six hundred men under my command
With only one goal in mind
(Make it back alive to our homeland)
November 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS, ALL:
Six hundred men
Six hundred men under my command
With only one goal in mind
(Make it back alive to our homeland)
Six hundred men
Six hundred men under my command
With only one goal in mind
(Make it back alive to our homeland)
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS:
Brace for a storm (Storm)
With home so close, we must keep pushing forward
Full speed ahead!
Brace for a storm (Storm)
With home so close, we must keep pushing forward
Full speed ahead!
November 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS:
Brace for a storm (Storm)
With home so close, we must keep pushing forward
Full speed ahead!
Brace for a storm (Storm)
With home so close, we must keep pushing forward
Full speed ahead!
POSEIDON, ODYSSEUS:
Get in the water
Wait
Get in the water
Stop this
Please
Get in the water
Wait
Get in the water
Stop this
Please
November 19, 2025 at 5:55 PM
POSEIDON, ODYSSEUS:
Get in the water
Wait
Get in the water
Stop this
Please
Get in the water
Wait
Get in the water
Stop this
Please
ODYSSEUS, SIREN PENELOPE:
My real wife knows I'm not scared of the water
And my real wife knows I don't have a daughter
But while you were so focused on turning my men into snacks
You didn't notice that your friends got snatched
What?
My real wife knows I'm not scared of the water
And my real wife knows I don't have a daughter
But while you were so focused on turning my men into snacks
You didn't notice that your friends got snatched
What?
November 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
ODYSSEUS, SIREN PENELOPE:
My real wife knows I'm not scared of the water
And my real wife knows I don't have a daughter
But while you were so focused on turning my men into snacks
You didn't notice that your friends got snatched
What?
My real wife knows I'm not scared of the water
And my real wife knows I don't have a daughter
But while you were so focused on turning my men into snacks
You didn't notice that your friends got snatched
What?
ATHENA, ENSEMBLE:
One day, you'll hear what I'm saying
One day, you might understand
One day, but not today, for after all you're (Just a man!)
One day, you'll hear what I'm saying
One day, you might understand
One day, but not today, for after all you're (Just a man!)
November 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
ATHENA, ENSEMBLE:
One day, you'll hear what I'm saying
One day, you might understand
One day, but not today, for after all you're (Just a man!)
One day, you'll hear what I'm saying
One day, you might understand
One day, but not today, for after all you're (Just a man!)
ODYSSEUS, CALYPSO:
I don't belong here
There's something wrong here
I won't be drawn to love in paradise
Not 'til the end of time, there is no way-
You're mine, all mine
I don't belong here
There's something wrong here
I won't be drawn to love in paradise
Not 'til the end of time, there is no way-
You're mine, all mine
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
ODYSSEUS, CALYPSO:
I don't belong here
There's something wrong here
I won't be drawn to love in paradise
Not 'til the end of time, there is no way-
You're mine, all mine
I don't belong here
There's something wrong here
I won't be drawn to love in paradise
Not 'til the end of time, there is no way-
You're mine, all mine
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS, ALL:
And Ithaca's waiting (Ithaca's waiting)
My kingdom is waiting (The kingdom is waiting)
Penelope's waitin' for me (Waiting)
So full speed ahead, full speed ahead
And Ithaca's waiting (Ithaca's waiting)
My kingdom is waiting (The kingdom is waiting)
Penelope's waitin' for me (Waiting)
So full speed ahead, full speed ahead
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS, ALL:
And Ithaca's waiting (Ithaca's waiting)
My kingdom is waiting (The kingdom is waiting)
Penelope's waitin' for me (Waiting)
So full speed ahead, full speed ahead
And Ithaca's waiting (Ithaca's waiting)
My kingdom is waiting (The kingdom is waiting)
Penelope's waitin' for me (Waiting)
So full speed ahead, full speed ahead
CYCLOPES, EURYLOCHUS, ODYSSEUS:
Who hurts you?
Captain, we should run
Wait
Who hurts you?
Captain, we should run
Wait
November 19, 2025 at 12:51 PM
CYCLOPES, EURYLOCHUS, ODYSSEUS:
Who hurts you?
Captain, we should run
Wait
Who hurts you?
Captain, we should run
Wait
ODYSSEUS, CREW:
So what if I'm the monster
Lurking deep below?
I must become the monster
And then we'll make it home!
So what if I'm the monster
Lurking deep below?
I must become the monster
And then we'll make it home!
November 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
ODYSSEUS, CREW:
So what if I'm the monster
Lurking deep below?
I must become the monster
And then we'll make it home!
So what if I'm the monster
Lurking deep below?
I must become the monster
And then we'll make it home!
ATHENA:
I've no respect for bullies
Those who impose their will
I've seen plenty enough
To truly understand this kind of filth
I've no respect for bullies
Those who impose their will
I've seen plenty enough
To truly understand this kind of filth
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
ATHENA:
I've no respect for bullies
Those who impose their will
I've seen plenty enough
To truly understand this kind of filth
I've no respect for bullies
Those who impose their will
I've seen plenty enough
To truly understand this kind of filth
ZEUS:
Tell me, Odysseus, If I were to make you choose
The lives of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they'd lose?
Tell me, Odysseus, If I were to make you choose
The lives of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they'd lose?
November 19, 2025 at 9:50 AM
ZEUS:
Tell me, Odysseus, If I were to make you choose
The lives of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they'd lose?
Tell me, Odysseus, If I were to make you choose
The lives of your men and crew or your own
Why do I think they'd lose?
TIRESIAS:
I see a song of past romance
I see the sacrifice of man
I see portrayals of betrayal
And a brother's final stand
I see a song of past romance
I see the sacrifice of man
I see portrayals of betrayal
And a brother's final stand
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
TIRESIAS:
I see a song of past romance
I see the sacrifice of man
I see portrayals of betrayal
And a brother's final stand
I see a song of past romance
I see the sacrifice of man
I see portrayals of betrayal
And a brother's final stand
ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
SUITORS, PENELOPE:
Time is fleeting, it's running out!
Time to be the man of the house!
Oh, buying you time!
Time is fleeting, it's running out!
Time to be the man of the house!
Time is fleeting, it's running out!
Time to be the man of the house!
Oh, buying you time!
Time is fleeting, it's running out!
Time to be the man of the house!
November 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
SUITORS, PENELOPE:
Time is fleeting, it's running out!
Time to be the man of the house!
Oh, buying you time!
Time is fleeting, it's running out!
Time to be the man of the house!
Time is fleeting, it's running out!
Time to be the man of the house!
Oh, buying you time!
Time is fleeting, it's running out!
Time to be the man of the house!
ODYSSEUS:
Six hundred lives at stake, it's just one life to take
And when we kill him, then our journey's over
Six hundred lives at stake, it's just one life to take
And when we kill him, then our journey's over
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
ODYSSEUS:
Six hundred lives at stake, it's just one life to take
And when we kill him, then our journey's over
Six hundred lives at stake, it's just one life to take
And when we kill him, then our journey's over
EURYLOCHUS, CREW:
Yes, but how much longer 'til your luck runs out?
How much longer 'til the show goes south?
How much longer 'til we all fall down?
You rely on wit and people die on it, woah
Yes, but how much longer 'til your luck runs out?
How much longer 'til the show goes south?
How much longer 'til we all fall down?
You rely on wit and people die on it, woah
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
EURYLOCHUS, CREW:
Yes, but how much longer 'til your luck runs out?
How much longer 'til the show goes south?
How much longer 'til we all fall down?
You rely on wit and people die on it, woah
Yes, but how much longer 'til your luck runs out?
How much longer 'til the show goes south?
How much longer 'til we all fall down?
You rely on wit and people die on it, woah
ODYSSEUS:
There, I see it
The island I've been searching for
Home, I've reached it
My wife and son are past these shores
There, I see it
The island I've been searching for
Home, I've reached it
My wife and son are past these shores
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
ODYSSEUS:
There, I see it
The island I've been searching for
Home, I've reached it
My wife and son are past these shores
There, I see it
The island I've been searching for
Home, I've reached it
My wife and son are past these shores