EPIC THE MUSICAL LYRICS
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[ guys forewarning i finished coding the ithaca saga lyrics in, i censored the no-no word in odysseus because idk if bsky will come after me for that 😭 additionally, there's tws for some of the lyrics in hold them down ]
SCYLLA:
Hello.
Hello.
February 10, 2026 at 7:30 AM
SCYLLA:
Hello.
Hello.
ANTINOUS, SUITORS:
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down (Hold 'em down, oh)
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down (Hold 'em down)
Channel the fire inside your soul, and-
(Hold 'em down, hold 'em down)
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down (Hold 'em down, oh)
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down (Hold 'em down)
Channel the fire inside your soul, and-
(Hold 'em down, hold 'em down)
February 10, 2026 at 6:30 AM
ANTINOUS, SUITORS:
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down (Hold 'em down, oh)
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down (Hold 'em down)
Channel the fire inside your soul, and-
(Hold 'em down, hold 'em down)
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down (Hold 'em down, oh)
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down
Hold 'em down, hold 'em down (Hold 'em down)
Channel the fire inside your soul, and-
(Hold 'em down, hold 'em down)
ODYSSEUS:
For twenty years, I've suffered every punishment and pain
From the wrath of gods and monsters to the screams of comrades slain
I come back and find my palace desecrated, sacked like Troy
Worst of all, I hear you dare to touch my wife and hurt my boy!
For twenty years, I've suffered every punishment and pain
From the wrath of gods and monsters to the screams of comrades slain
I come back and find my palace desecrated, sacked like Troy
Worst of all, I hear you dare to touch my wife and hurt my boy!
February 10, 2026 at 5:30 AM
ODYSSEUS:
For twenty years, I've suffered every punishment and pain
From the wrath of gods and monsters to the screams of comrades slain
I come back and find my palace desecrated, sacked like Troy
Worst of all, I hear you dare to touch my wife and hurt my boy!
For twenty years, I've suffered every punishment and pain
From the wrath of gods and monsters to the screams of comrades slain
I come back and find my palace desecrated, sacked like Troy
Worst of all, I hear you dare to touch my wife and hurt my boy!
SOLDIERS:
What do you live for?
What do you try for?
What do you wish for?
What do you fight for?
What do you live for?
What do you try for?
What do you wish for?
What do you fight for?
February 10, 2026 at 4:30 AM
SOLDIERS:
What do you live for?
What do you try for?
What do you wish for?
What do you fight for?
What do you live for?
What do you try for?
What do you wish for?
What do you fight for?
ZEUS:
Enlighten me, King of Ithaca
Since hunger was far too great
I wonder who'd take the weight of the damned
And suffer a gruesome fate to the
Enlighten me, King of Ithaca
Since hunger was far too great
I wonder who'd take the weight of the damned
And suffer a gruesome fate to the
February 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
ZEUS:
Enlighten me, King of Ithaca
Since hunger was far too great
I wonder who'd take the weight of the damned
And suffer a gruesome fate to the
Enlighten me, King of Ithaca
Since hunger was far too great
I wonder who'd take the weight of the damned
And suffer a gruesome fate to the
ZEUS:
Lightning wielder, here to yield your
Time, for you have passed your prime
Sublime you for your act of crime
Lightning wielder, here to yield your
Time, for you have passed your prime
Sublime you for your act of crime
February 10, 2026 at 2:30 AM
ZEUS:
Lightning wielder, here to yield your
Time, for you have passed your prime
Sublime you for your act of crime
Lightning wielder, here to yield your
Time, for you have passed your prime
Sublime you for your act of crime
ZEUS:
!Ares!
!Ares!
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
ZEUS:
!Ares!
!Ares!
PENELOPE:
I'm supposed to choose a suitor to wear the crown
I said I would choose as soon as I weave this shroud
I'm supposed to choose a suitor to wear the crown
I said I would choose as soon as I weave this shroud
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
PENELOPE:
I'm supposed to choose a suitor to wear the crown
I said I would choose as soon as I weave this shroud
I'm supposed to choose a suitor to wear the crown
I said I would choose as soon as I weave this shroud
SCYLLA, ENSEMBLE, ODYSSEUS:
Deep down, we only care for ourselves
Eurylochus, light up six torches
Deep down, we're lonely demons from hell
Deep down, we only care for ourselves
Eurylochus, light up six torches
Deep down, we're lonely demons from hell
February 9, 2026 at 11:30 PM
SCYLLA, ENSEMBLE, ODYSSEUS:
Deep down, we only care for ourselves
Eurylochus, light up six torches
Deep down, we're lonely demons from hell
Deep down, we only care for ourselves
Eurylochus, light up six torches
Deep down, we're lonely demons from hell
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS, ALL:
And Ithaca's waiting (Ithaca's waiting)
My kingdom is waiting (The kingdom is waiting)
Penelope's waitin' for me (Waiting)
So full speed ahead, full speed ahead
And Ithaca's waiting (Ithaca's waiting)
My kingdom is waiting (The kingdom is waiting)
Penelope's waitin' for me (Waiting)
So full speed ahead, full speed ahead
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 PM
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS, ALL:
And Ithaca's waiting (Ithaca's waiting)
My kingdom is waiting (The kingdom is waiting)
Penelope's waitin' for me (Waiting)
So full speed ahead, full speed ahead
And Ithaca's waiting (Ithaca's waiting)
My kingdom is waiting (The kingdom is waiting)
Penelope's waitin' for me (Waiting)
So full speed ahead, full speed ahead
TELEMACHUS:
I can't help but wonder what your world must be
If we're like each other, if I have your strength in me
All this time I've wondered if you'd embrace me as your own
Twenty years, I've wandered, for so long I've felt alone
I can't help but wonder what your world must be
If we're like each other, if I have your strength in me
All this time I've wondered if you'd embrace me as your own
Twenty years, I've wandered, for so long I've felt alone
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 PM
TELEMACHUS:
I can't help but wonder what your world must be
If we're like each other, if I have your strength in me
All this time I've wondered if you'd embrace me as your own
Twenty years, I've wandered, for so long I've felt alone
I can't help but wonder what your world must be
If we're like each other, if I have your strength in me
All this time I've wondered if you'd embrace me as your own
Twenty years, I've wandered, for so long I've felt alone
PENELOPE:
Though I never thought
That these would be the lengths we go for love
I would not have it any other way!
Though I never thought
That these would be the lengths we go for love
I would not have it any other way!
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
PENELOPE:
Though I never thought
That these would be the lengths we go for love
I would not have it any other way!
Though I never thought
That these would be the lengths we go for love
I would not have it any other way!
ODYSSEUS:
Would you fall in love with me again
If you knew all I've done?
The things I can't undo
I am not the man you knew
I know that you've been waiting, waiting
Would you fall in love with me again
If you knew all I've done?
The things I can't undo
I am not the man you knew
I know that you've been waiting, waiting
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
ODYSSEUS:
Would you fall in love with me again
If you knew all I've done?
The things I can't undo
I am not the man you knew
I know that you've been waiting, waiting
Would you fall in love with me again
If you knew all I've done?
The things I can't undo
I am not the man you knew
I know that you've been waiting, waiting
POSEIDON:
Alright!
Alright!
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
POSEIDON:
Alright!
Alright!
SUITORS 9, 10 & ODYSSEUS:
We're empty handed, up against an archer
Our only chance is to strike him in the darkness
We know these halls, the odds can be tilted-
You don't think I know my own palace? I built it.
We're empty handed, up against an archer
Our only chance is to strike him in the darkness
We know these halls, the odds can be tilted-
You don't think I know my own palace? I built it.
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
SUITORS 9, 10 & ODYSSEUS:
We're empty handed, up against an archer
Our only chance is to strike him in the darkness
We know these halls, the odds can be tilted-
You don't think I know my own palace? I built it.
We're empty handed, up against an archer
Our only chance is to strike him in the darkness
We know these halls, the odds can be tilted-
You don't think I know my own palace? I built it.
CALYPSO:
Why in the world won't you love me too?
Why in the world won't you love me too?
February 9, 2026 at 4:30 PM
CALYPSO:
Why in the world won't you love me too?
Why in the world won't you love me too?
ZEUS:
!Ares!
!Ares!
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 PM
ZEUS:
!Ares!
!Ares!
ODYSSEUS:
At least I know what I'm fighting for
While you're fighting to be known
Since you claim you're so much wiser
Why's your life spent all alone?
You're alone!
At least I know what I'm fighting for
While you're fighting to be known
Since you claim you're so much wiser
Why's your life spent all alone?
You're alone!
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
ODYSSEUS:
At least I know what I'm fighting for
While you're fighting to be known
Since you claim you're so much wiser
Why's your life spent all alone?
You're alone!
At least I know what I'm fighting for
While you're fighting to be known
Since you claim you're so much wiser
Why's your life spent all alone?
You're alone!
ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
This is the home of the wind god
And what's your plan?
I'm gonna climb to the top and ask 'em for a hand
This is the home of the wind god
And what's your plan?
I'm gonna climb to the top and ask 'em for a hand
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 PM
ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
This is the home of the wind god
And what's your plan?
I'm gonna climb to the top and ask 'em for a hand
This is the home of the wind god
And what's your plan?
I'm gonna climb to the top and ask 'em for a hand
ODYSSEUS, CIRCE:
You've made your one wrong move, now you're done for
I will be the one to prove that you're done for
Not even a spell saves you, 'cause you're done for
Oh, you better run or soon you will be done for
You've made your one wrong move, now you're done for
I will be the one to prove that you're done for
Not even a spell saves you, 'cause you're done for
Oh, you better run or soon you will be done for
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 PM
ODYSSEUS, CIRCE:
You've made your one wrong move, now you're done for
I will be the one to prove that you're done for
Not even a spell saves you, 'cause you're done for
Oh, you better run or soon you will be done for
You've made your one wrong move, now you're done for
I will be the one to prove that you're done for
Not even a spell saves you, 'cause you're done for
Oh, you better run or soon you will be done for
POSEIDON:
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
February 9, 2026 at 11:30 AM
POSEIDON:
Do you know who I am?
Do you know who I am?
ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
ANTINOUS, SUITORS:
Hold him down 'til the boy stops shakin'
Hold him down while I slit his throat
Hold him down while I slowly break his
Pride, his trust, his faith and his bones!
Hold him down 'til the boy stops shakin'
Hold him down while I slit his throat
Hold him down while I slowly break his
Pride, his trust, his faith and his bones!
February 9, 2026 at 9:30 AM
ANTINOUS, SUITORS:
Hold him down 'til the boy stops shakin'
Hold him down while I slit his throat
Hold him down while I slowly break his
Pride, his trust, his faith and his bones!
Hold him down 'til the boy stops shakin'
Hold him down while I slit his throat
Hold him down while I slowly break his
Pride, his trust, his faith and his bones!
CIRCE, ODYSSEUS:
You must be a liar
Mortals can't acquire moly without dire consequence
Then I must be a god like you
'Cause I got this root from the ground with my bare hands-
You must be a liar
Mortals can't acquire moly without dire consequence
Then I must be a god like you
'Cause I got this root from the ground with my bare hands-
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
CIRCE, ODYSSEUS:
You must be a liar
Mortals can't acquire moly without dire consequence
Then I must be a god like you
'Cause I got this root from the ground with my bare hands-
You must be a liar
Mortals can't acquire moly without dire consequence
Then I must be a god like you
'Cause I got this root from the ground with my bare hands-
ODYSSEUS:
I'll become the monster
I'll become the monster
February 9, 2026 at 7:30 AM
ODYSSEUS:
I'll become the monster
I'll become the monster