EPIC THE MUSICAL LYRICS
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[ guys forewarning i finished coding the ithaca saga lyrics in, i censored the no-no word in odysseus because idk if bsky will come after me for that 😭 additionally, there's tws for some of the lyrics in hold them down ]
EURYLOCHUS, ODYSSEUS:
You could be caught off guard and lose your life
Or piss off this god and infuse us with strife
Don't forget how dangerous the gods are
Have faith, friend, we've come this far
You could be caught off guard and lose your life
Or piss off this god and infuse us with strife
Don't forget how dangerous the gods are
Have faith, friend, we've come this far
January 6, 2026 at 8:56 AM
EURYLOCHUS, ODYSSEUS:
You could be caught off guard and lose your life
Or piss off this god and infuse us with strife
Don't forget how dangerous the gods are
Have faith, friend, we've come this far
You could be caught off guard and lose your life
Or piss off this god and infuse us with strife
Don't forget how dangerous the gods are
Have faith, friend, we've come this far
ODYSSEUS:
I'm just a man who's fighting for his life
Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife
I'm just a man
I'm just a man who's fighting for his life
Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife
I'm just a man
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 AM
ODYSSEUS:
I'm just a man who's fighting for his life
Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife
I'm just a man
I'm just a man who's fighting for his life
Deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife
I'm just a man
EURYLOCHUS, ODYSSEUS:
Captain?
I have to see her
But we'll die
I know...
Captain?
I have to see her
But we'll die
I know...
January 6, 2026 at 6:56 AM
EURYLOCHUS, ODYSSEUS:
Captain?
I have to see her
But we'll die
I know...
Captain?
I have to see her
But we'll die
I know...
POSEIDON:
You released my storm when you opened that bag
Blocked your one way home
Now you'll never get back.
You released my storm when you opened that bag
Blocked your one way home
Now you'll never get back.
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
POSEIDON:
You released my storm when you opened that bag
Blocked your one way home
Now you'll never get back.
You released my storm when you opened that bag
Blocked your one way home
Now you'll never get back.
CIRCE:
My nymphs are like my daughters
I protect them at all costs
The last time we've let strangers live
We faced a heavy loss
My nymphs are like my daughters
I protect them at all costs
The last time we've let strangers live
We faced a heavy loss
January 6, 2026 at 4:54 AM
CIRCE:
My nymphs are like my daughters
I protect them at all costs
The last time we've let strangers live
We faced a heavy loss
My nymphs are like my daughters
I protect them at all costs
The last time we've let strangers live
We faced a heavy loss
PENELOPE:
You look different, your eyes look tired
Your frame is lighter, your smile torn
Is it really you, my love?
You look different, your eyes look tired
Your frame is lighter, your smile torn
Is it really you, my love?
January 6, 2026 at 3:51 AM
PENELOPE:
You look different, your eyes look tired
Your frame is lighter, your smile torn
Is it really you, my love?
You look different, your eyes look tired
Your frame is lighter, your smile torn
Is it really you, my love?
POLITES, ODYSSEUS:
Captain (Polites)
Look! There in the distance, I see an island
I see a light that faintly glows
Maybe they're people lighting a fire
Maybe they'll share some food, who knows?
Captain (Polites)
Look! There in the distance, I see an island
I see a light that faintly glows
Maybe they're people lighting a fire
Maybe they'll share some food, who knows?
January 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
POLITES, ODYSSEUS:
Captain (Polites)
Look! There in the distance, I see an island
I see a light that faintly glows
Maybe they're people lighting a fire
Maybe they'll share some food, who knows?
Captain (Polites)
Look! There in the distance, I see an island
I see a light that faintly glows
Maybe they're people lighting a fire
Maybe they'll share some food, who knows?
AEOLUS, CREW, WINIONS:
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Never really know who you can trust
(Never really know who you can trust
Storm (Full speed ahead)
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Never really know who you can trust
(Never really know who you can trust
Storm (Full speed ahead)
January 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
AEOLUS, CREW, WINIONS:
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Never really know who you can trust
(Never really know who you can trust
Storm (Full speed ahead)
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Never really know who you can trust
(Never really know who you can trust
Storm (Full speed ahead)
ODYSSEUS:
Back at home, my wife awaits for me
She's my everything, my Penelope
And she's all my power, all my power
But it's been twelve long years
Back at home, my wife awaits for me
She's my everything, my Penelope
And she's all my power, all my power
But it's been twelve long years
January 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
ODYSSEUS:
Back at home, my wife awaits for me
She's my everything, my Penelope
And she's all my power, all my power
But it's been twelve long years
Back at home, my wife awaits for me
She's my everything, my Penelope
And she's all my power, all my power
But it's been twelve long years
ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
January 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
What was it?
A woman
What?
She had us in just two words!
POSEIDON:
I've been waiting for this moment
For the perfect time to strike
When your home's so close and you've reached your coast
That's when our paths collide
I've been waiting for this moment
For the perfect time to strike
When your home's so close and you've reached your coast
That's when our paths collide
January 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
POSEIDON:
I've been waiting for this moment
For the perfect time to strike
When your home's so close and you've reached your coast
That's when our paths collide
I've been waiting for this moment
For the perfect time to strike
When your home's so close and you've reached your coast
That's when our paths collide
ODYSSEUS:
What if I'm the one who killed you
Every time I caved to guilt?
What if I've been far too kind to foes
But a monster to ourselves?
What if I'm the one who killed you
Every time I caved to guilt?
What if I've been far too kind to foes
But a monster to ourselves?
January 5, 2026 at 9:44 PM
ODYSSEUS:
What if I'm the one who killed you
Every time I caved to guilt?
What if I've been far too kind to foes
But a monster to ourselves?
What if I'm the one who killed you
Every time I caved to guilt?
What if I've been far too kind to foes
But a monster to ourselves?
ENSEMBLE:
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 PM
ENSEMBLE:
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
Six hundred men (Six hundred)
CIRCE, ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
Come inside
Damn
Welcome to the best part of your lives
Go ahead and rest wherever you like
I've got you, don't worry, Circe's got you now
Only I stayed outside, but the rest went in!
Come inside
Damn
Welcome to the best part of your lives
Go ahead and rest wherever you like
I've got you, don't worry, Circe's got you now
Only I stayed outside, but the rest went in!
January 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
CIRCE, ODYSSEUS, EURYLOCHUS:
Come inside
Damn
Welcome to the best part of your lives
Go ahead and rest wherever you like
I've got you, don't worry, Circe's got you now
Only I stayed outside, but the rest went in!
Come inside
Damn
Welcome to the best part of your lives
Go ahead and rest wherever you like
I've got you, don't worry, Circe's got you now
Only I stayed outside, but the rest went in!
POLITES, ODYSSEUS:
And try to relax, my friend
I'm fine, Polites
And try to relax, my friend
I'm fine, Polites
January 5, 2026 at 6:43 PM
POLITES, ODYSSEUS:
And try to relax, my friend
I'm fine, Polites
And try to relax, my friend
I'm fine, Polites
ZEUS, ENSEMBLE:
Thunder, bring her
Through the wringer!
Show her I'm the judgement call
The one who makes her kingdom fall!
Thunder, bring her
Through the wringer!
Show her I'm the judgement call
The one who makes her kingdom fall!
January 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
ZEUS, ENSEMBLE:
Thunder, bring her
Through the wringer!
Show her I'm the judgement call
The one who makes her kingdom fall!
Thunder, bring her
Through the wringer!
Show her I'm the judgement call
The one who makes her kingdom fall!
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS, ALL:
Six hundred men
Six hundred men under my command
With only one goal in mind
(Make it back alive to our homeland)
Six hundred men
Six hundred men under my command
With only one goal in mind
(Make it back alive to our homeland)
January 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
ODYSSEUS, SOLDIERS, ALL:
Six hundred men
Six hundred men under my command
With only one goal in mind
(Make it back alive to our homeland)
Six hundred men
Six hundred men under my command
With only one goal in mind
(Make it back alive to our homeland)
ANTINOUS, SUITORS:
When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?
Oh-oh
Why don't you open her room, so we can have fun with her?
When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?
Oh-oh
Why don't you open her room, so we can have fun with her?
January 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
ANTINOUS, SUITORS:
When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?
Oh-oh
Why don't you open her room, so we can have fun with her?
When's your tramp of a mother gonna choose a new husband?
Oh-oh
Why don't you open her room, so we can have fun with her?
AEOLUS, ODYSSEUS:
Let's play a game
A game?
That's what I'm serving
And if you win, you will get what you're yearning
Deal!
Let's play a game
A game?
That's what I'm serving
And if you win, you will get what you're yearning
Deal!
January 5, 2026 at 2:39 PM
AEOLUS, ODYSSEUS:
Let's play a game
A game?
That's what I'm serving
And if you win, you will get what you're yearning
Deal!
Let's play a game
A game?
That's what I'm serving
And if you win, you will get what you're yearning
Deal!
POSEIDON:
Alright!
Alright!
January 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
POSEIDON:
Alright!
Alright!
ODYSSEUS:
My friend, I wish that I could say that I agree
But look at the way this fruit is glowing
And filled with glowing seeds
My friend, I wish that I could say that I agree
But look at the way this fruit is glowing
And filled with glowing seeds
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 PM
ODYSSEUS:
My friend, I wish that I could say that I agree
But look at the way this fruit is glowing
And filled with glowing seeds
My friend, I wish that I could say that I agree
But look at the way this fruit is glowing
And filled with glowing seeds
ODYSSEUS, CIRCE:
There is so much power, so much power
But there's no puppet here
There is so much power, so much power
But there's no puppet here
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 AM
ODYSSEUS, CIRCE:
There is so much power, so much power
But there's no puppet here
There is so much power, so much power
But there's no puppet here
ODYSSEUS:
You don't know what I've gone through!
You don't know what I've sacrificed!
Every comrade I long knew...
Every friend, I saw them die...
And all I hear are screams...
You don't know what I've gone through!
You don't know what I've sacrificed!
Every comrade I long knew...
Every friend, I saw them die...
And all I hear are screams...
January 5, 2026 at 10:34 AM
ODYSSEUS:
You don't know what I've gone through!
You don't know what I've sacrificed!
Every comrade I long knew...
Every friend, I saw them die...
And all I hear are screams...
You don't know what I've gone through!
You don't know what I've sacrificed!
Every comrade I long knew...
Every friend, I saw them die...
And all I hear are screams...
ANTINOUS:
And when the deed is done
The queen will have no one
To stop us from breaking her bedroom door
Stop us from taking her love and more!
And when the deed is done
The queen will have no one
To stop us from breaking her bedroom door
Stop us from taking her love and more!
January 5, 2026 at 9:33 AM
ANTINOUS:
And when the deed is done
The queen will have no one
To stop us from breaking her bedroom door
Stop us from taking her love and more!
And when the deed is done
The queen will have no one
To stop us from breaking her bedroom door
Stop us from taking her love and more!
POSEIDON, ODYSSEUS:
I'll make tidal waves so profound
Both your wife and your son will drown
No!
I'll make tidal waves so profound
Both your wife and your son will drown
No!
January 5, 2026 at 8:31 AM
POSEIDON, ODYSSEUS:
I'll make tidal waves so profound
Both your wife and your son will drown
No!
I'll make tidal waves so profound
Both your wife and your son will drown
No!