Candy Elliott
@sixfootcandy.bsky.social
Marriage, aging, and everyday life, Gen X Style. Humor, heart, real and relatable.
LA 🌴 | Animals 🐾 | TSwift ✨🫶🏻
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LA 🌴 | Animals 🐾 | TSwift ✨🫶🏻
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Me trying to post a joke that offends absolutely no one.
February 3, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Me trying to post a joke that offends absolutely no one.
I don’t need space. I need silence. 😂
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I don’t need space. I need silence. 😂
A little kindness goes a long way.
December 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
A little kindness goes a long way.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. 😇🦌
December 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I have no idea what you’re talking about. 😇🦌
Grounds for divorce.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Grounds for divorce.
Just a cow and a puppy being adorable because everyone deserves a tiny serotonin boost today. 💕
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Just a cow and a puppy being adorable because everyone deserves a tiny serotonin boost today. 💕
I see you. I hear you. I believe you. These brave women deserved better. They should not have to relive their trauma again and again. Teenagers are children. Justice for all victims. Please share.
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I see you. I hear you. I believe you. These brave women deserved better. They should not have to relive their trauma again and again. Teenagers are children. Justice for all victims. Please share.
All I wanted was to put away Halloween, not start Mariah's thawing.
It’s tiiiiime! 🎄🎅🏻
It’s tiiiiime! 🎄🎅🏻
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
All I wanted was to put away Halloween, not start Mariah's thawing.
It’s tiiiiime! 🎄🎅🏻
It’s tiiiiime! 🎄🎅🏻
Father’s Day hits differently for all of us. If you had a great dad, celebrate him. If you miss your dad, I’m sending you a hug. And if you didn’t have the kind of father people write greeting cards about, like me, I see you. You’re not alone. ❤️
June 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Father’s Day hits differently for all of us. If you had a great dad, celebrate him. If you miss your dad, I’m sending you a hug. And if you didn’t have the kind of father people write greeting cards about, like me, I see you. You’re not alone. ❤️
What did I just say? 🤫😂
May 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What did I just say? 🤫😂
Husband: *gently taps me on the shoulder before l've had my first cup of coffee*
Me:
Me:
March 31, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Husband: *gently taps me on the shoulder before l've had my first cup of coffee*
Me:
Me:
Happy St Patrick’s Day! ☘️🍺
March 17, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Happy St Patrick’s Day! ☘️🍺
Fresh picks for spring—light, bright, and ready for sunshine! ☀️✨ amzn.to/4kflRRs
February 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fresh picks for spring—light, bright, and ready for sunshine! ☀️✨ amzn.to/4kflRRs
Turn your home into a spring sanctuary! ✨ Fresh finds, cozy vibes, and the perfect seasonal refresh—shop it all here! amzn.to/4gTSvVP
February 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Turn your home into a spring sanctuary! ✨ Fresh finds, cozy vibes, and the perfect seasonal refresh—shop it all here! amzn.to/4gTSvVP
Me: I'm sticking to a healthy diet this year.
Also me: *surrounded by nachos, wings, and queso* Wait, diets don't count on Superbowl Sunday, right?
🍕🏈🍺
Also me: *surrounded by nachos, wings, and queso* Wait, diets don't count on Superbowl Sunday, right?
🍕🏈🍺
February 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Me: I'm sticking to a healthy diet this year.
Also me: *surrounded by nachos, wings, and queso* Wait, diets don't count on Superbowl Sunday, right?
🍕🏈🍺
Also me: *surrounded by nachos, wings, and queso* Wait, diets don't count on Superbowl Sunday, right?
🍕🏈🍺
Had the pleasure of meeting one of my favorite cast members from The Challenge at Disneyland’s Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge.
Kyland Young is just as sweet and handsome in person as he is on the show-and a lot taller too! 😊
Kyland Young is just as sweet and handsome in person as he is on the show-and a lot taller too! 😊
January 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Had the pleasure of meeting one of my favorite cast members from The Challenge at Disneyland’s Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge.
Kyland Young is just as sweet and handsome in person as he is on the show-and a lot taller too! 😊
Kyland Young is just as sweet and handsome in person as he is on the show-and a lot taller too! 😊
City of dreams, endless sunsets, and resilient hearts—Los Angeles shines even in the face of challenges. Thinking of all impacted by the fires. 🌴✨
January 14, 2025 at 9:55 PM
City of dreams, endless sunsets, and resilient hearts—Los Angeles shines even in the face of challenges. Thinking of all impacted by the fires. 🌴✨
Please take care of yourselves, be kind, and stay safe. My heart is with everyone affected. ❤️
January 10, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Please take care of yourselves, be kind, and stay safe. My heart is with everyone affected. ❤️