@sittingonbenches.bsky.social
Bench sitter and Larry David Enthusiast
I still can’t see him
December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I still can’t see him
Supergirl looks 🔥
December 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Supergirl looks 🔥
67 weekend only comes around every 67 years
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
67 weekend only comes around every 67 years
I’m glad Spotify got rid of that ai podcast for their end of the year Wraps.
Anyway, Sabrina:
Anyway, Sabrina:
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m glad Spotify got rid of that ai podcast for their end of the year Wraps.
Anyway, Sabrina:
Anyway, Sabrina:
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Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
If we all believe in the Thanksgiving spirit, the Thanksgiving turkey will appear tonight while we’re sleeping and leave presents
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If we all believe in the Thanksgiving spirit, the Thanksgiving turkey will appear tonight while we’re sleeping and leave presents
I apologize to anyone I tried to convince I was cool by writing in all lowercase
I’m 30 years old and I’m proud
I’m 30 years old and I’m proud
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I apologize to anyone I tried to convince I was cool by writing in all lowercase
I’m 30 years old and I’m proud
I’m 30 years old and I’m proud
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DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
I watched the Eddie Murphy documentary last night and learned a lot
I did not know he was Donkey in Shrek
I did not know he was Donkey in Shrek
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I watched the Eddie Murphy documentary last night and learned a lot
I did not know he was Donkey in Shrek
I did not know he was Donkey in Shrek
Have we given up on the “formerly known as Twitter?”
I hope not
“X” still sounds stupid
I hope not
“X” still sounds stupid
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Have we given up on the “formerly known as Twitter?”
I hope not
“X” still sounds stupid
I hope not
“X” still sounds stupid
I woke up extra early to go to the mall for Black Friday only to find out that it was the wrong Friday
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I woke up extra early to go to the mall for Black Friday only to find out that it was the wrong Friday
Punishable by death? It’s not that deep, bro.
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Punishable by death? It’s not that deep, bro.
I hit a runner’s high on my run this morning, and that was great, but I fear the day that I hit a runner’s existential crisis.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I hit a runner’s high on my run this morning, and that was great, but I fear the day that I hit a runner’s existential crisis.
That Zelda movie looks great and all but when are we getting a customrobo movie?
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That Zelda movie looks great and all but when are we getting a customrobo movie?
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Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
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The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As I was saying…
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BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Live! will return on Tuesday night following a brief suspension.
"Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country..."
"Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country..."
September 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
BREAKING: Jimmy Kimmel Live! will return on Tuesday night following a brief suspension.
"Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country..."
"Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country..."
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Ex-Disney CEO Michael Eisner calls out Disney for suspending #JimmyKimmelLive
“Where has all the leadership gone? … who will step up for the first amendment?”
“Where has all the leadership gone? … who will step up for the first amendment?”
September 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Ex-Disney CEO Michael Eisner calls out Disney for suspending #JimmyKimmelLive
“Where has all the leadership gone? … who will step up for the first amendment?”
“Where has all the leadership gone? … who will step up for the first amendment?”
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'Hacks' star Hannah Einbinder delivers a message as she accepts her award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series at the Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
'Hacks' star Hannah Einbinder delivers a message as she accepts her award for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series at the Emmys
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
I need the paper season 2 NOW
September 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I need the paper season 2 NOW
It’s nearly been 24 hours since I’ve watched Happy Gilmore 2 and I’m still thinking about the first three minutes of that movie.
July 29, 2025 at 2:42 AM
It’s nearly been 24 hours since I’ve watched Happy Gilmore 2 and I’m still thinking about the first three minutes of that movie.
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Trump Claims ‘Jimmy Kimmel Is Next’ After Praising Colbert’s Late Show Cancellation
Trump said he “absolutely” loved that Colbert’s show was set for cancellation.
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July 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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