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Bench sitter and Larry David Enthusiast
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Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
Proud to announce that dry January was a success
It only took the fact that I was on pain medication to prevent me from drinking
It only took the fact that I was on pain medication to prevent me from drinking
February 1, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Proud to announce that dry January was a success
It only took the fact that I was on pain medication to prevent me from drinking
It only took the fact that I was on pain medication to prevent me from drinking
If we’re romanticizing 2016, can we stop writing in all lowercase too?
January 17, 2026 at 9:03 PM
If we’re romanticizing 2016, can we stop writing in all lowercase too?
I knew something was up when country music started getting popular
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
I knew something was up when country music started getting popular
As Taco Bell’s #1 quesarito fan, I can’t believe I waited this long to get it
January 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
As Taco Bell’s #1 quesarito fan, I can’t believe I waited this long to get it
I’m starting my resolutions next Monday
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
January 2, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I’m starting my resolutions next Monday
Who’s with me?
Who’s with me?
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City
I still can’t see him
December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I still can’t see him
Supergirl looks 🔥
December 11, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Supergirl looks 🔥
67 weekend only comes around every 67 years
December 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
67 weekend only comes around every 67 years
I’m glad Spotify got rid of that ai podcast for their end of the year Wraps.
Anyway, Sabrina:
Anyway, Sabrina:
December 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m glad Spotify got rid of that ai podcast for their end of the year Wraps.
Anyway, Sabrina:
Anyway, Sabrina:
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Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
If we all believe in the Thanksgiving spirit, the Thanksgiving turkey will appear tonight while we’re sleeping and leave presents
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If we all believe in the Thanksgiving spirit, the Thanksgiving turkey will appear tonight while we’re sleeping and leave presents
I apologize to anyone I tried to convince I was cool by writing in all lowercase
I’m 30 years old and I’m proud
I’m 30 years old and I’m proud
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I apologize to anyone I tried to convince I was cool by writing in all lowercase
I’m 30 years old and I’m proud
I’m 30 years old and I’m proud
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DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
November 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!!!
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared.
I watched the Eddie Murphy documentary last night and learned a lot
I did not know he was Donkey in Shrek
I did not know he was Donkey in Shrek
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I watched the Eddie Murphy documentary last night and learned a lot
I did not know he was Donkey in Shrek
I did not know he was Donkey in Shrek
Have we given up on the “formerly known as Twitter?”
I hope not
“X” still sounds stupid
I hope not
“X” still sounds stupid
November 22, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Have we given up on the “formerly known as Twitter?”
I hope not
“X” still sounds stupid
I hope not
“X” still sounds stupid
I woke up extra early to go to the mall for Black Friday only to find out that it was the wrong Friday
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I woke up extra early to go to the mall for Black Friday only to find out that it was the wrong Friday
Punishable by death? It’s not that deep, bro.
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Punishable by death? It’s not that deep, bro.
I hit a runner’s high on my run this morning, and that was great, but I fear the day that I hit a runner’s existential crisis.
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I hit a runner’s high on my run this morning, and that was great, but I fear the day that I hit a runner’s existential crisis.
That Zelda movie looks great and all but when are we getting a customrobo movie?
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That Zelda movie looks great and all but when are we getting a customrobo movie?
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Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Olivia Rodrigo slams the White House and the Department of Homeland Security for using her song ‘all american b*tch’ in an ICE-related post:
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
“don’t ever use my songs to promote your racist, hateful propaganda”
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The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
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As I was saying…
Jimmy Kimmel is Back!
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
youtu.be
September 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
As I was saying…