Phoxxy-Phteven
@sitting-lotus81.bsky.social
Highrise living Childless Dog "lady", care provider to the elderly, at home chef.
Math Professor; “Has anyone here ever worked on a pole?”
Me: 😏 “Thursday nights sista!”
Me: 😏 “Thursday nights sista!”
June 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Math Professor; “Has anyone here ever worked on a pole?”
Me: 😏 “Thursday nights sista!”
Me: 😏 “Thursday nights sista!”
If you ever feel “stupid”, ask yourself this simple question;
“Did I use an electric lawn mower to cut my grass during a down-pour? ☔️” 👀
And if the answer is “No”… then you’re doing just fine. 👌
“Did I use an electric lawn mower to cut my grass during a down-pour? ☔️” 👀
And if the answer is “No”… then you’re doing just fine. 👌
May 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If you ever feel “stupid”, ask yourself this simple question;
“Did I use an electric lawn mower to cut my grass during a down-pour? ☔️” 👀
And if the answer is “No”… then you’re doing just fine. 👌
“Did I use an electric lawn mower to cut my grass during a down-pour? ☔️” 👀
And if the answer is “No”… then you’re doing just fine. 👌
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a drag brunch hosted by local queen ‘freida nipple’
April 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
a drag brunch hosted by local queen ‘freida nipple’
Whoever you are; i hope you heal from the monsters under your bed, the skeletons in your closet, and those dreams that keep you up at night.
January 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Whoever you are; i hope you heal from the monsters under your bed, the skeletons in your closet, and those dreams that keep you up at night.
Twelve months, Twelve Audible Credits spent on self help/psychology/sociology books 📚 ✨️
January 9, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Twelve months, Twelve Audible Credits spent on self help/psychology/sociology books 📚 ✨️
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Mf named Ralph Lauren wtf
January 6, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Mf named Ralph Lauren wtf
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guy whose vocal tic is saying “COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD”
July 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
guy whose vocal tic is saying “COMING SOON TO OWN ON VIDEO AND DVD”
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a warrant for my arrest has been issued by the roku city police department
December 23, 2024 at 12:05 AM
a warrant for my arrest has been issued by the roku city police department
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an advent calendar filled with xanax and benadryl
December 23, 2024 at 3:04 AM
an advent calendar filled with xanax and benadryl
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Can we just fast-forward to 2028?
January 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Can we just fast-forward to 2028?
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santa, drunk, falling dick first down the chimney farting every time he bounces off the sides
December 24, 2024 at 1:00 AM
santa, drunk, falling dick first down the chimney farting every time he bounces off the sides
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CALL YOUR SENATORS!
📱 U.S. Capitol (202) 224-3121 📱
Tell them to vote NO on these five extremist nominations!
to reject his nomination.
NO➡️ Bondi
NO➡️ Gabbard
NO➡️ Hegseth
NO➡️ RFK
NO➡️ Patel
📱 U.S. Capitol (202) 224-3121 📱
Tell them to vote NO on these five extremist nominations!
to reject his nomination.
NO➡️ Bondi
NO➡️ Gabbard
NO➡️ Hegseth
NO➡️ RFK
NO➡️ Patel
December 21, 2024 at 7:34 PM
CALL YOUR SENATORS!
📱 U.S. Capitol (202) 224-3121 📱
Tell them to vote NO on these five extremist nominations!
to reject his nomination.
NO➡️ Bondi
NO➡️ Gabbard
NO➡️ Hegseth
NO➡️ RFK
NO➡️ Patel
📱 U.S. Capitol (202) 224-3121 📱
Tell them to vote NO on these five extremist nominations!
to reject his nomination.
NO➡️ Bondi
NO➡️ Gabbard
NO➡️ Hegseth
NO➡️ RFK
NO➡️ Patel
The day Jasper burned July 2024.
Living in Calgary about 4 and a half hours southeast of Jasper.
The air was thick with smoke and ash, the smell was people's lives/homes up in flames.
The particulate ash; fell like a mid summer snowfall.
#calgary #Jasper #jasperfire #southernalberta #wildfire
Living in Calgary about 4 and a half hours southeast of Jasper.
The air was thick with smoke and ash, the smell was people's lives/homes up in flames.
The particulate ash; fell like a mid summer snowfall.
#calgary #Jasper #jasperfire #southernalberta #wildfire
December 12, 2024 at 4:49 PM
The day Jasper burned July 2024.
Living in Calgary about 4 and a half hours southeast of Jasper.
The air was thick with smoke and ash, the smell was people's lives/homes up in flames.
The particulate ash; fell like a mid summer snowfall.
#calgary #Jasper #jasperfire #southernalberta #wildfire
Living in Calgary about 4 and a half hours southeast of Jasper.
The air was thick with smoke and ash, the smell was people's lives/homes up in flames.
The particulate ash; fell like a mid summer snowfall.
#calgary #Jasper #jasperfire #southernalberta #wildfire
Wandering through Crowsnest Pass Alberta 🇨🇦 (summer 2024)
These pictures were taken in the weeks following the Wildfires that decimated beautiful Jasper (5 hours north) hence grey sky
#starcreekfalls #crowsnestmountain #Emeraldlakealberta #crowsnestpass #SouthwesternAlberta #southernalberta #canada
These pictures were taken in the weeks following the Wildfires that decimated beautiful Jasper (5 hours north) hence grey sky
#starcreekfalls #crowsnestmountain #Emeraldlakealberta #crowsnestpass #SouthwesternAlberta #southernalberta #canada
December 12, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Wandering through Crowsnest Pass Alberta 🇨🇦 (summer 2024)
These pictures were taken in the weeks following the Wildfires that decimated beautiful Jasper (5 hours north) hence grey sky
#starcreekfalls #crowsnestmountain #Emeraldlakealberta #crowsnestpass #SouthwesternAlberta #southernalberta #canada
These pictures were taken in the weeks following the Wildfires that decimated beautiful Jasper (5 hours north) hence grey sky
#starcreekfalls #crowsnestmountain #Emeraldlakealberta #crowsnestpass #SouthwesternAlberta #southernalberta #canada
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Grew up knowing Russia was our enemy!
December 10, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Grew up knowing Russia was our enemy!
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Well said 👏👏👏👏👏
December 10, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Well said 👏👏👏👏👏
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LESSONS UNLEARNED
1956: These kids are now your parents’ and grandparents’ age—and their thought process is alive and well going into 2025.
Today: ‘ban books’ - ‘stop woke’ - ‘DEI hire’
1956: These kids are now your parents’ and grandparents’ age—and their thought process is alive and well going into 2025.
Today: ‘ban books’ - ‘stop woke’ - ‘DEI hire’
December 10, 2024 at 5:15 PM
LESSONS UNLEARNED
1956: These kids are now your parents’ and grandparents’ age—and their thought process is alive and well going into 2025.
Today: ‘ban books’ - ‘stop woke’ - ‘DEI hire’
1956: These kids are now your parents’ and grandparents’ age—and their thought process is alive and well going into 2025.
Today: ‘ban books’ - ‘stop woke’ - ‘DEI hire’
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People celebrating Luigi Mangione, the health care CEO assassin, need to understand that vigilante killings are not celebrated or in any way condoned in the United States. We are a civilized country that values the lives of its citizens.
December 9, 2024 at 7:58 PM
People celebrating Luigi Mangione, the health care CEO assassin, need to understand that vigilante killings are not celebrated or in any way condoned in the United States. We are a civilized country that values the lives of its citizens.
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As if meat that resembles roadkill and mouldy produce wasn't enough to stay away
Please Boycott Walmart!
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December 5, 2024 at 9:15 PM
As if meat that resembles roadkill and mouldy produce wasn't enough to stay away
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spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh