Sister Christen🫀
@sisterchristen.bsky.social
accursed playwright, bog witch, goth wife, Artistic Director, Sister of Perpetual Indulgence.
Next episode of my fun show SEXO Y VIOLENCIA coming soon! 🚫NO DMs🚫
Next episode of my fun show SEXO Y VIOLENCIA coming soon! 🚫NO DMs🚫
listen, Sister Paula Poundtown might be a bit crazy, but she loves you xoxoxo
🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💪🏼❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎✨
people kept saying “nice wig” and I was like uh lol this is my real hair
we did a blessing at the Bradley’s vigil in Ybor then hauled ass over the bridge to Enigma in St Pete for a fundraiser
N🚫H8
🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💪🏼❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎✨
people kept saying “nice wig” and I was like uh lol this is my real hair
we did a blessing at the Bradley’s vigil in Ybor then hauled ass over the bridge to Enigma in St Pete for a fundraiser
N🚫H8
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
listen, Sister Paula Poundtown might be a bit crazy, but she loves you xoxoxo
🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💪🏼❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎✨
people kept saying “nice wig” and I was like uh lol this is my real hair
we did a blessing at the Bradley’s vigil in Ybor then hauled ass over the bridge to Enigma in St Pete for a fundraiser
N🚫H8
🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💪🏼❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎✨
people kept saying “nice wig” and I was like uh lol this is my real hair
we did a blessing at the Bradley’s vigil in Ybor then hauled ass over the bridge to Enigma in St Pete for a fundraiser
N🚫H8
yr favorite Tampa Bay Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence had a blast night at our Roast last night & raised a chunk o change for PFLAG! Bonus: some dude let me hold his Staff of Power™️ and I got to hang out with my favorite Icelandic DJ ❤️💖✨🤌🏽💋
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
yr favorite Tampa Bay Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence had a blast night at our Roast last night & raised a chunk o change for PFLAG! Bonus: some dude let me hold his Staff of Power™️ and I got to hang out with my favorite Icelandic DJ ❤️💖✨🤌🏽💋
some goofy action shots taken by the Duke of Ybor of me doing a “local celebrity” improv game show last night and being a silly ding dong
August 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
some goofy action shots taken by the Duke of Ybor of me doing a “local celebrity” improv game show last night and being a silly ding dong
yr favorite Tampa Bay Sisters had a good ol time last night at the Leeg, raising money for the Bautista Project ❣️ it was nice to let Sister Paula Poundtown out of her cage for a hot minute 🏴☠️
July 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
yr favorite Tampa Bay Sisters had a good ol time last night at the Leeg, raising money for the Bautista Project ❣️ it was nice to let Sister Paula Poundtown out of her cage for a hot minute 🏴☠️
with the heaviest of hearts - my beloved Aunt Katherine has suddenly passed away 😭
she designed the art for my first full-length play, Chapel Perilous, she was an epic and Iconic presence throughout my entire life
take care of my wiener dog - see you in the Summerland🌈
she designed the art for my first full-length play, Chapel Perilous, she was an epic and Iconic presence throughout my entire life
take care of my wiener dog - see you in the Summerland🌈
July 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
with the heaviest of hearts - my beloved Aunt Katherine has suddenly passed away 😭
she designed the art for my first full-length play, Chapel Perilous, she was an epic and Iconic presence throughout my entire life
take care of my wiener dog - see you in the Summerland🌈
she designed the art for my first full-length play, Chapel Perilous, she was an epic and Iconic presence throughout my entire life
take care of my wiener dog - see you in the Summerland🌈
every day maga reaches and new low and the bar is already in hell
so according to this choad I’ve got no rights, and your daughters and wives are just more meat for our king
Prima nocta and droit de seigneur is so back baby
so according to this choad I’ve got no rights, and your daughters and wives are just more meat for our king
Prima nocta and droit de seigneur is so back baby
July 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
every day maga reaches and new low and the bar is already in hell
so according to this choad I’ve got no rights, and your daughters and wives are just more meat for our king
Prima nocta and droit de seigneur is so back baby
so according to this choad I’ve got no rights, and your daughters and wives are just more meat for our king
Prima nocta and droit de seigneur is so back baby
last night some of the Tampa Bay Sisters went to an amazing pre-Pride event and anointed a new Saint of our order
we gave blessings and hugs and it was really balm for my broken soul
Happy Pride!
❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🤍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏁
we gave blessings and hugs and it was really balm for my broken soul
Happy Pride!
❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🤍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏁
June 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
last night some of the Tampa Bay Sisters went to an amazing pre-Pride event and anointed a new Saint of our order
we gave blessings and hugs and it was really balm for my broken soul
Happy Pride!
❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🤍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏁
we gave blessings and hugs and it was really balm for my broken soul
Happy Pride!
❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🤍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏁
I don’t wanna jinx myself (which happens a lot, lol) but I did some witchy shit this morning and then we got some good news and please please please 🥹👉🏽👈🏼 let shit be changing for the better, for fucking once
this has been like the hardest most stressful like 8 months of my life
farts 💨 and pears 🍐
this has been like the hardest most stressful like 8 months of my life
farts 💨 and pears 🍐
June 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I don’t wanna jinx myself (which happens a lot, lol) but I did some witchy shit this morning and then we got some good news and please please please 🥹👉🏽👈🏼 let shit be changing for the better, for fucking once
this has been like the hardest most stressful like 8 months of my life
farts 💨 and pears 🍐
this has been like the hardest most stressful like 8 months of my life
farts 💨 and pears 🍐
ugh I haven’t had “dÿing in a nuclear conflagration” on my life bingo card since like 1985 but ok 🤷🏻♀️ gotta make sure I have enough 💊 🥃 🔫🔪🗡️ to yeeeet myself quick, I ain’t doing no zombie apocalyptic shit with a busted knee 😃
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ugh I haven’t had “dÿing in a nuclear conflagration” on my life bingo card since like 1985 but ok 🤷🏻♀️ gotta make sure I have enough 💊 🥃 🔫🔪🗡️ to yeeeet myself quick, I ain’t doing no zombie apocalyptic shit with a busted knee 😃
DIRTY FENCES ARE BAACKKKKKK!
New Track Alert!! “Running Again” available on all Streaming and Bandcamp!
April 5th: Tune in to @toddophonic on
@wfmu at 3pm to hear a special Live and Delicious DF set.
slovenly.com/artist/dirty-fences/
more info: instagram.com/p/DHwHacZvOP...
New Track Alert!! “Running Again” available on all Streaming and Bandcamp!
April 5th: Tune in to @toddophonic on
@wfmu at 3pm to hear a special Live and Delicious DF set.
slovenly.com/artist/dirty-fences/
more info: instagram.com/p/DHwHacZvOP...
March 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
DIRTY FENCES ARE BAACKKKKKK!
New Track Alert!! “Running Again” available on all Streaming and Bandcamp!
April 5th: Tune in to @toddophonic on
@wfmu at 3pm to hear a special Live and Delicious DF set.
slovenly.com/artist/dirty-fences/
more info: instagram.com/p/DHwHacZvOP...
New Track Alert!! “Running Again” available on all Streaming and Bandcamp!
April 5th: Tune in to @toddophonic on
@wfmu at 3pm to hear a special Live and Delicious DF set.
slovenly.com/artist/dirty-fences/
more info: instagram.com/p/DHwHacZvOP...
share 1 of your favorite selfies!
here’s me as Sister Paula Poundtown of @tbspi.bsky.social, spreading love & helping raise funds for the community
we’re throwing a holy pool party on 4/20! Spring bonnet bar crawl in historic Ybor City on 4/6! Or donate online!
#SistersofPerpetualIndulgence
here’s me as Sister Paula Poundtown of @tbspi.bsky.social, spreading love & helping raise funds for the community
we’re throwing a holy pool party on 4/20! Spring bonnet bar crawl in historic Ybor City on 4/6! Or donate online!
#SistersofPerpetualIndulgence
March 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
share 1 of your favorite selfies!
here’s me as Sister Paula Poundtown of @tbspi.bsky.social, spreading love & helping raise funds for the community
we’re throwing a holy pool party on 4/20! Spring bonnet bar crawl in historic Ybor City on 4/6! Or donate online!
#SistersofPerpetualIndulgence
here’s me as Sister Paula Poundtown of @tbspi.bsky.social, spreading love & helping raise funds for the community
we’re throwing a holy pool party on 4/20! Spring bonnet bar crawl in historic Ybor City on 4/6! Or donate online!
#SistersofPerpetualIndulgence
shadow banned on threads again, probably for talkin shit about magats but idgaf anymore, fuck em
garden is looking high n tight, we got herbs & veg coming in nicely, can’t wait to get in this pool though! 💚
garden is looking high n tight, we got herbs & veg coming in nicely, can’t wait to get in this pool though! 💚
March 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
shadow banned on threads again, probably for talkin shit about magats but idgaf anymore, fuck em
garden is looking high n tight, we got herbs & veg coming in nicely, can’t wait to get in this pool though! 💚
garden is looking high n tight, we got herbs & veg coming in nicely, can’t wait to get in this pool though! 💚
the world is probably ending or at least going to shit but there’s some fun events coming up, pub crawls for charity, a hilarious Easter event, Tampa pride, and pool time 🤷🏻♀️ fuck it, I’m going to have fun while I still can while also raising funds for local orgs
but fuuuuuuck reading the news
but fuuuuuuck reading the news
March 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the world is probably ending or at least going to shit but there’s some fun events coming up, pub crawls for charity, a hilarious Easter event, Tampa pride, and pool time 🤷🏻♀️ fuck it, I’m going to have fun while I still can while also raising funds for local orgs
but fuuuuuuck reading the news
but fuuuuuuck reading the news
shadow banned on threads
fuck the zucccccening
the fashshit Enshittification of Everything continues apace 🙄
fuck the zucccccening
the fashshit Enshittification of Everything continues apace 🙄
March 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
shadow banned on threads
fuck the zucccccening
the fashshit Enshittification of Everything continues apace 🙄
fuck the zucccccening
the fashshit Enshittification of Everything continues apace 🙄
I really hate this fucking timeline, put the white weasels back into the large hadron collider please and knock us tf back into the right one
March 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I really hate this fucking timeline, put the white weasels back into the large hadron collider please and knock us tf back into the right one
first pool hangs today… having a stressful time but I think I did ok on my big ass 3rd round panel interview for a sweet business analyst posish with a huge multinational corp that has a strong, vibrant DEI policy and offices in the UK 👀
send farts and pears - I wanna gtfo of magastan asap
send farts and pears - I wanna gtfo of magastan asap
February 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
first pool hangs today… having a stressful time but I think I did ok on my big ass 3rd round panel interview for a sweet business analyst posish with a huge multinational corp that has a strong, vibrant DEI policy and offices in the UK 👀
send farts and pears - I wanna gtfo of magastan asap
send farts and pears - I wanna gtfo of magastan asap
me and my homie had a great galentines date seeing March Forth last night at one of my old college haunts
enjoying a quiet night in tonight making dinner for my husband - we got engaged 14 years ago today!
tomorrow I’ll be at the tattoo convention with yr favorite @tbspi.bsky.social Sisters!
🏴☠️🏳️🌈
enjoying a quiet night in tonight making dinner for my husband - we got engaged 14 years ago today!
tomorrow I’ll be at the tattoo convention with yr favorite @tbspi.bsky.social Sisters!
🏴☠️🏳️🌈
February 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
me and my homie had a great galentines date seeing March Forth last night at one of my old college haunts
enjoying a quiet night in tonight making dinner for my husband - we got engaged 14 years ago today!
tomorrow I’ll be at the tattoo convention with yr favorite @tbspi.bsky.social Sisters!
🏴☠️🏳️🌈
enjoying a quiet night in tonight making dinner for my husband - we got engaged 14 years ago today!
tomorrow I’ll be at the tattoo convention with yr favorite @tbspi.bsky.social Sisters!
🏴☠️🏳️🌈
I hate this fuckin timeline
someone yeet those weasels back into the Large Hadron Collider
someone yeet those weasels back into the Large Hadron Collider
February 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I hate this fuckin timeline
someone yeet those weasels back into the Large Hadron Collider
someone yeet those weasels back into the Large Hadron Collider
Yr favorite Tampa Bay Sisters had another super great fundraiser tonight
I met these nice Canadian boys, who said they were in a band, and I said hey I work for a record label with some Canadian bands - turns out they played some dates with our guys & sooo I’m going to move into their backyard shed
I met these nice Canadian boys, who said they were in a band, and I said hey I work for a record label with some Canadian bands - turns out they played some dates with our guys & sooo I’m going to move into their backyard shed
January 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Yr favorite Tampa Bay Sisters had another super great fundraiser tonight
I met these nice Canadian boys, who said they were in a band, and I said hey I work for a record label with some Canadian bands - turns out they played some dates with our guys & sooo I’m going to move into their backyard shed
I met these nice Canadian boys, who said they were in a band, and I said hey I work for a record label with some Canadian bands - turns out they played some dates with our guys & sooo I’m going to move into their backyard shed
last night was our annual Treeheat party out at the Ranch
a wide open field & hundreds of discarded xmas trees
lots of lols, hot buttered rum, brownies, pizza, dancing etc
a wide open field & hundreds of discarded xmas trees
lots of lols, hot buttered rum, brownies, pizza, dancing etc
January 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
last night was our annual Treeheat party out at the Ranch
a wide open field & hundreds of discarded xmas trees
lots of lols, hot buttered rum, brownies, pizza, dancing etc
a wide open field & hundreds of discarded xmas trees
lots of lols, hot buttered rum, brownies, pizza, dancing etc
a good story is a real TIT fucker lol
my storytelling night at the Commodore went SUPER GREAT!! Almost sold out & lots of friendlies
if yr shit is consistently crazy, then… you might be my long lost cuz lol
my storytelling night at the Commodore went SUPER GREAT!! Almost sold out & lots of friendlies
if yr shit is consistently crazy, then… you might be my long lost cuz lol
January 11, 2025 at 8:11 AM
a good story is a real TIT fucker lol
my storytelling night at the Commodore went SUPER GREAT!! Almost sold out & lots of friendlies
if yr shit is consistently crazy, then… you might be my long lost cuz lol
my storytelling night at the Commodore went SUPER GREAT!! Almost sold out & lots of friendlies
if yr shit is consistently crazy, then… you might be my long lost cuz lol
is this slam poetry? am I having a fuckin stroke finally? what is this crazy pinko hag up to now?
hahaha jokes on you, these are a few notes for my mostly-true Tampa stories tomorrow night at the fabulous Commodore in Ybor! Be there or be a rotten egg 🥚
hahaha jokes on you, these are a few notes for my mostly-true Tampa stories tomorrow night at the fabulous Commodore in Ybor! Be there or be a rotten egg 🥚
January 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
is this slam poetry? am I having a fuckin stroke finally? what is this crazy pinko hag up to now?
hahaha jokes on you, these are a few notes for my mostly-true Tampa stories tomorrow night at the fabulous Commodore in Ybor! Be there or be a rotten egg 🥚
hahaha jokes on you, these are a few notes for my mostly-true Tampa stories tomorrow night at the fabulous Commodore in Ybor! Be there or be a rotten egg 🥚