Sister Christen🫀
@sisterchristen.bsky.social
accursed playwright, bog witch, goth wife, Artistic Director, Sister of Perpetual Indulgence.
Next episode of my fun show SEXO Y VIOLENCIA coming soon! 🚫NO DMs🚫
Next episode of my fun show SEXO Y VIOLENCIA coming soon! 🚫NO DMs🚫
time to either buy foreign made makeup or just stop wearing it… unfortunately I need clown/ drag makeup as a Sister or else I’d just be like fuck it I’m old 🤷🏻♀️ and not wear any at all ever
Trump's FDA just withdrew a rule to require testing cosmetics made with talc for asbestos. The agency said it planned to craft a more comprehensive rule. Right, just like they were going to come up with better Obamacare. Why are we still discussing asbestos in makeup in 2025?
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
time to either buy foreign made makeup or just stop wearing it… unfortunately I need clown/ drag makeup as a Sister or else I’d just be like fuck it I’m old 🤷🏻♀️ and not wear any at all ever
I can’t open fb w/o being overrun by AI slop, magatcult bullshit, or lot lizard grifters
threads is depressing & so is IG but for different reasons
just gonna focus on avoiding a menty b, getting that bread & friends coming into town
ain’t buying shit, don’t want shit except oui’d and wine
threads is depressing & so is IG but for different reasons
just gonna focus on avoiding a menty b, getting that bread & friends coming into town
ain’t buying shit, don’t want shit except oui’d and wine
December 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I can’t open fb w/o being overrun by AI slop, magatcult bullshit, or lot lizard grifters
threads is depressing & so is IG but for different reasons
just gonna focus on avoiding a menty b, getting that bread & friends coming into town
ain’t buying shit, don’t want shit except oui’d and wine
threads is depressing & so is IG but for different reasons
just gonna focus on avoiding a menty b, getting that bread & friends coming into town
ain’t buying shit, don’t want shit except oui’d and wine
listen, Sister Paula Poundtown might be a bit crazy, but she loves you xoxoxo
🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💪🏼❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎✨
people kept saying “nice wig” and I was like uh lol this is my real hair
we did a blessing at the Bradley’s vigil in Ybor then hauled ass over the bridge to Enigma in St Pete for a fundraiser
N🚫H8
🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💪🏼❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎✨
people kept saying “nice wig” and I was like uh lol this is my real hair
we did a blessing at the Bradley’s vigil in Ybor then hauled ass over the bridge to Enigma in St Pete for a fundraiser
N🚫H8
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
listen, Sister Paula Poundtown might be a bit crazy, but she loves you xoxoxo
🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💪🏼❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎✨
people kept saying “nice wig” and I was like uh lol this is my real hair
we did a blessing at the Bradley’s vigil in Ybor then hauled ass over the bridge to Enigma in St Pete for a fundraiser
N🚫H8
🏴☠️🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️💪🏼❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎✨
people kept saying “nice wig” and I was like uh lol this is my real hair
we did a blessing at the Bradley’s vigil in Ybor then hauled ass over the bridge to Enigma in St Pete for a fundraiser
N🚫H8
I think the expression I’m looking for is “no fucking shit, Sherlock”
Nick Fuentes says people better be careful about calling him a Nazi "because if I'm a Nazi, then there's millions of young people that are following a fucking Nazi." Um, yeah, that's exactly what we've been warning about!
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I think the expression I’m looking for is “no fucking shit, Sherlock”
these are human rights abuses fyi, like Geneva convention shit, happening right here in Chicago
There is no privacy at all at Broadview, and people are forced to use the bathroom in full view of other people held in detention and ICE officers. Men were able to see into the women's toilets and vice versa.
There was no soap, or hand sanitizer (and in some cells no sinks), adding to the filth.
There was no soap, or hand sanitizer (and in some cells no sinks), adding to the filth.
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
these are human rights abuses fyi, like Geneva convention shit, happening right here in Chicago
yr favorite Tampa Bay Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence had a blast night at our Roast last night & raised a chunk o change for PFLAG! Bonus: some dude let me hold his Staff of Power™️ and I got to hang out with my favorite Icelandic DJ ❤️💖✨🤌🏽💋
October 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
yr favorite Tampa Bay Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence had a blast night at our Roast last night & raised a chunk o change for PFLAG! Bonus: some dude let me hold his Staff of Power™️ and I got to hang out with my favorite Icelandic DJ ❤️💖✨🤌🏽💋
some goofy action shots taken by the Duke of Ybor of me doing a “local celebrity” improv game show last night and being a silly ding dong
August 11, 2025 at 6:13 AM
some goofy action shots taken by the Duke of Ybor of me doing a “local celebrity” improv game show last night and being a silly ding dong
yr favorite Tampa Bay Sisters had a good ol time last night at the Leeg, raising money for the Bautista Project ❣️ it was nice to let Sister Paula Poundtown out of her cage for a hot minute 🏴☠️
July 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
yr favorite Tampa Bay Sisters had a good ol time last night at the Leeg, raising money for the Bautista Project ❣️ it was nice to let Sister Paula Poundtown out of her cage for a hot minute 🏴☠️
with the heaviest of hearts - my beloved Aunt Katherine has suddenly passed away 😭
she designed the art for my first full-length play, Chapel Perilous, she was an epic and Iconic presence throughout my entire life
take care of my wiener dog - see you in the Summerland🌈
she designed the art for my first full-length play, Chapel Perilous, she was an epic and Iconic presence throughout my entire life
take care of my wiener dog - see you in the Summerland🌈
July 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
with the heaviest of hearts - my beloved Aunt Katherine has suddenly passed away 😭
she designed the art for my first full-length play, Chapel Perilous, she was an epic and Iconic presence throughout my entire life
take care of my wiener dog - see you in the Summerland🌈
she designed the art for my first full-length play, Chapel Perilous, she was an epic and Iconic presence throughout my entire life
take care of my wiener dog - see you in the Summerland🌈
had MRI review ystrdy w/ orthopedic dr
got a cracked femur & torn PCL but they can’t shit for it, i just gotta suck it up forever
found out today that my favorite aunt, one of my few relatives who still talked to me & was always cool to me, passed away last night at the age of 64 😭
shit week
got a cracked femur & torn PCL but they can’t shit for it, i just gotta suck it up forever
found out today that my favorite aunt, one of my few relatives who still talked to me & was always cool to me, passed away last night at the age of 64 😭
shit week
July 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
had MRI review ystrdy w/ orthopedic dr
got a cracked femur & torn PCL but they can’t shit for it, i just gotta suck it up forever
found out today that my favorite aunt, one of my few relatives who still talked to me & was always cool to me, passed away last night at the age of 64 😭
shit week
got a cracked femur & torn PCL but they can’t shit for it, i just gotta suck it up forever
found out today that my favorite aunt, one of my few relatives who still talked to me & was always cool to me, passed away last night at the age of 64 😭
shit week
every day maga reaches and new low and the bar is already in hell
so according to this choad I’ve got no rights, and your daughters and wives are just more meat for our king
Prima nocta and droit de seigneur is so back baby
so according to this choad I’ve got no rights, and your daughters and wives are just more meat for our king
Prima nocta and droit de seigneur is so back baby
July 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
every day maga reaches and new low and the bar is already in hell
so according to this choad I’ve got no rights, and your daughters and wives are just more meat for our king
Prima nocta and droit de seigneur is so back baby
so according to this choad I’ve got no rights, and your daughters and wives are just more meat for our king
Prima nocta and droit de seigneur is so back baby
last night some of the Tampa Bay Sisters went to an amazing pre-Pride event and anointed a new Saint of our order
we gave blessings and hugs and it was really balm for my broken soul
Happy Pride!
❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🤍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏁
we gave blessings and hugs and it was really balm for my broken soul
Happy Pride!
❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🤍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏁
June 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
last night some of the Tampa Bay Sisters went to an amazing pre-Pride event and anointed a new Saint of our order
we gave blessings and hugs and it was really balm for my broken soul
Happy Pride!
❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🤍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏁
we gave blessings and hugs and it was really balm for my broken soul
Happy Pride!
❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤎🤍
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🏁
also my busted knee has gotten so much worse
even tho I have (very shitty) health insurance I can’t afford an MRI right now, and Anthem won’t cover hardly any of it
every lil bit helps if you feel so inclined, or a share is good too
please and thank you 🖤
gofund.me/1db8d285
even tho I have (very shitty) health insurance I can’t afford an MRI right now, and Anthem won’t cover hardly any of it
every lil bit helps if you feel so inclined, or a share is good too
please and thank you 🖤
gofund.me/1db8d285
Donate to Help Yr Friend Christen Get an Urgent MRI!!, organized by Christen Hailey
My name is Christen, and I’m reaching out for support during a challenging… Christen Hailey needs your support for Help Yr Friend Christen Get an Urgent MRI!!
gofund.me
June 26, 2025 at 4:39 AM
also my busted knee has gotten so much worse
even tho I have (very shitty) health insurance I can’t afford an MRI right now, and Anthem won’t cover hardly any of it
every lil bit helps if you feel so inclined, or a share is good too
please and thank you 🖤
gofund.me/1db8d285
even tho I have (very shitty) health insurance I can’t afford an MRI right now, and Anthem won’t cover hardly any of it
every lil bit helps if you feel so inclined, or a share is good too
please and thank you 🖤
gofund.me/1db8d285
I don’t wanna jinx myself (which happens a lot, lol) but I did some witchy shit this morning and then we got some good news and please please please 🥹👉🏽👈🏼 let shit be changing for the better, for fucking once
this has been like the hardest most stressful like 8 months of my life
farts 💨 and pears 🍐
this has been like the hardest most stressful like 8 months of my life
farts 💨 and pears 🍐
June 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I don’t wanna jinx myself (which happens a lot, lol) but I did some witchy shit this morning and then we got some good news and please please please 🥹👉🏽👈🏼 let shit be changing for the better, for fucking once
this has been like the hardest most stressful like 8 months of my life
farts 💨 and pears 🍐
this has been like the hardest most stressful like 8 months of my life
farts 💨 and pears 🍐
ugh I haven’t had “dÿing in a nuclear conflagration” on my life bingo card since like 1985 but ok 🤷🏻♀️ gotta make sure I have enough 💊 🥃 🔫🔪🗡️ to yeeeet myself quick, I ain’t doing no zombie apocalyptic shit with a busted knee 😃
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
ugh I haven’t had “dÿing in a nuclear conflagration” on my life bingo card since like 1985 but ok 🤷🏻♀️ gotta make sure I have enough 💊 🥃 🔫🔪🗡️ to yeeeet myself quick, I ain’t doing no zombie apocalyptic shit with a busted knee 😃
DIRTY FENCES ARE BAACKKKKKK!
New Track Alert!! “Running Again” available on all Streaming and Bandcamp!
April 5th: Tune in to @toddophonic on
@wfmu at 3pm to hear a special Live and Delicious DF set.
slovenly.com/artist/dirty-fences/
more info: instagram.com/p/DHwHacZvOP...
New Track Alert!! “Running Again” available on all Streaming and Bandcamp!
April 5th: Tune in to @toddophonic on
@wfmu at 3pm to hear a special Live and Delicious DF set.
slovenly.com/artist/dirty-fences/
more info: instagram.com/p/DHwHacZvOP...
March 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
DIRTY FENCES ARE BAACKKKKKK!
New Track Alert!! “Running Again” available on all Streaming and Bandcamp!
April 5th: Tune in to @toddophonic on
@wfmu at 3pm to hear a special Live and Delicious DF set.
slovenly.com/artist/dirty-fences/
more info: instagram.com/p/DHwHacZvOP...
New Track Alert!! “Running Again” available on all Streaming and Bandcamp!
April 5th: Tune in to @toddophonic on
@wfmu at 3pm to hear a special Live and Delicious DF set.
slovenly.com/artist/dirty-fences/
more info: instagram.com/p/DHwHacZvOP...
just a few months ago, before the hacked travesty joke election, we were finally feeling ok and thinking about maybe taking a trip to Europe
now we both got laid off, we’re spending our savings on bills, if one of us doesn’t get another full-time job soon, we are gonna be super fucked
👍🏼 awesome
now we both got laid off, we’re spending our savings on bills, if one of us doesn’t get another full-time job soon, we are gonna be super fucked
👍🏼 awesome
March 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
just a few months ago, before the hacked travesty joke election, we were finally feeling ok and thinking about maybe taking a trip to Europe
now we both got laid off, we’re spending our savings on bills, if one of us doesn’t get another full-time job soon, we are gonna be super fucked
👍🏼 awesome
now we both got laid off, we’re spending our savings on bills, if one of us doesn’t get another full-time job soon, we are gonna be super fucked
👍🏼 awesome
share 1 of your favorite selfies!
here’s me as Sister Paula Poundtown of @tbspi.bsky.social, spreading love & helping raise funds for the community
we’re throwing a holy pool party on 4/20! Spring bonnet bar crawl in historic Ybor City on 4/6! Or donate online!
#SistersofPerpetualIndulgence
here’s me as Sister Paula Poundtown of @tbspi.bsky.social, spreading love & helping raise funds for the community
we’re throwing a holy pool party on 4/20! Spring bonnet bar crawl in historic Ybor City on 4/6! Or donate online!
#SistersofPerpetualIndulgence
March 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
share 1 of your favorite selfies!
here’s me as Sister Paula Poundtown of @tbspi.bsky.social, spreading love & helping raise funds for the community
we’re throwing a holy pool party on 4/20! Spring bonnet bar crawl in historic Ybor City on 4/6! Or donate online!
#SistersofPerpetualIndulgence
here’s me as Sister Paula Poundtown of @tbspi.bsky.social, spreading love & helping raise funds for the community
we’re throwing a holy pool party on 4/20! Spring bonnet bar crawl in historic Ybor City on 4/6! Or donate online!
#SistersofPerpetualIndulgence
shadow banned on threads again, probably for talkin shit about magats but idgaf anymore, fuck em
garden is looking high n tight, we got herbs & veg coming in nicely, can’t wait to get in this pool though! 💚
garden is looking high n tight, we got herbs & veg coming in nicely, can’t wait to get in this pool though! 💚
March 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
shadow banned on threads again, probably for talkin shit about magats but idgaf anymore, fuck em
garden is looking high n tight, we got herbs & veg coming in nicely, can’t wait to get in this pool though! 💚
garden is looking high n tight, we got herbs & veg coming in nicely, can’t wait to get in this pool though! 💚
the world is probably ending or at least going to shit but there’s some fun events coming up, pub crawls for charity, a hilarious Easter event, Tampa pride, and pool time 🤷🏻♀️ fuck it, I’m going to have fun while I still can while also raising funds for local orgs
but fuuuuuuck reading the news
but fuuuuuuck reading the news
March 14, 2025 at 3:23 AM
the world is probably ending or at least going to shit but there’s some fun events coming up, pub crawls for charity, a hilarious Easter event, Tampa pride, and pool time 🤷🏻♀️ fuck it, I’m going to have fun while I still can while also raising funds for local orgs
but fuuuuuuck reading the news
but fuuuuuuck reading the news
Reposted by Sister Christen🫀
“Appeals to legalism and procedure are a waste of time; once the other side has demonstrated that they can break the rules and get away with it, invoking the rules is no longer useful.”
Excellent piece from @zeblarson.bsky.social
Excellent piece from @zeblarson.bsky.social
Anti-Fascist Movements Have Succeeded in the Past. Can They Work in the U.S.? - Dame Magazine
For many of us, the idea of life under dictatorship tends to conjure images from George Orwell’s 1984, where we imagine the government is all-powerful, and resistance is futile. Perhaps that’s where t...
www.damemagazine.com
March 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
“Appeals to legalism and procedure are a waste of time; once the other side has demonstrated that they can break the rules and get away with it, invoking the rules is no longer useful.”
Excellent piece from @zeblarson.bsky.social
Excellent piece from @zeblarson.bsky.social
shadow banned on threads
fuck the zucccccening
the fashshit Enshittification of Everything continues apace 🙄
fuck the zucccccening
the fashshit Enshittification of Everything continues apace 🙄
March 6, 2025 at 2:50 PM
shadow banned on threads
fuck the zucccccening
the fashshit Enshittification of Everything continues apace 🙄
fuck the zucccccening
the fashshit Enshittification of Everything continues apace 🙄
I really hate this fucking timeline, put the white weasels back into the large hadron collider please and knock us tf back into the right one
March 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I really hate this fucking timeline, put the white weasels back into the large hadron collider please and knock us tf back into the right one
first pool hangs today… having a stressful time but I think I did ok on my big ass 3rd round panel interview for a sweet business analyst posish with a huge multinational corp that has a strong, vibrant DEI policy and offices in the UK 👀
send farts and pears - I wanna gtfo of magastan asap
send farts and pears - I wanna gtfo of magastan asap
February 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
first pool hangs today… having a stressful time but I think I did ok on my big ass 3rd round panel interview for a sweet business analyst posish with a huge multinational corp that has a strong, vibrant DEI policy and offices in the UK 👀
send farts and pears - I wanna gtfo of magastan asap
send farts and pears - I wanna gtfo of magastan asap