🇨🇦Carlos Spicyweiner🇨🇦
@sisko2112.bsky.social
Male. ✡️🖖 LGBTQ+ ally 🌈🏳️⚧️. Star Trek and Rush fan. Living in acceptance of Jezebels and childless cat ladies. Happily married. No unsolicited DM's please.
Ah, splendid. Misery does love company.
Let us both form a polite queue to demand answers from the Morning Manager. Perhaps there’ll be coupons for emotional damages. ☕️😒
Let us both form a polite queue to demand answers from the Morning Manager. Perhaps there’ll be coupons for emotional damages. ☕️😒
September 17, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Ah, splendid. Misery does love company.
Let us both form a polite queue to demand answers from the Morning Manager. Perhaps there’ll be coupons for emotional damages. ☕️😒
Let us both form a polite queue to demand answers from the Morning Manager. Perhaps there’ll be coupons for emotional damages. ☕️😒
Mehhhh. It's 6:55am and I'm awake. Unacceptable. I'd like to speak to the manager 😤
September 17, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Mehhhh. It's 6:55am and I'm awake. Unacceptable. I'd like to speak to the manager 😤
Well, well, well... look at you, dazzling us with your first-day ensemble.
I can only assume this is the "I’m here to conquer everything" look? Because, my friend, you're doing it. 😏
I can only assume this is the "I’m here to conquer everything" look? Because, my friend, you're doing it. 😏
July 31, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Well, well, well... look at you, dazzling us with your first-day ensemble.
I can only assume this is the "I’m here to conquer everything" look? Because, my friend, you're doing it. 😏
I can only assume this is the "I’m here to conquer everything" look? Because, my friend, you're doing it. 😏
I don’t know whether to eat this or file it under “evidence that the gods have favorites.”
Looks at bowl.
Yeah okay fine, I’ll eat it. For science.
Looks at bowl.
Yeah okay fine, I’ll eat it. For science.
June 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t know whether to eat this or file it under “evidence that the gods have favorites.”
Looks at bowl.
Yeah okay fine, I’ll eat it. For science.
Looks at bowl.
Yeah okay fine, I’ll eat it. For science.
Lol in case you were wondering who TF is this Stewie guy on Twitter 🤣
June 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Lol in case you were wondering who TF is this Stewie guy on Twitter 🤣
Also...
So sorry that I haven't visited here much. But I haven't forgotten you and I am trying to visit Blue sky as much as I can.
But some people just can't resist staring at a dumpster fire 😂😂
So sorry that I haven't visited here much. But I haven't forgotten you and I am trying to visit Blue sky as much as I can.
But some people just can't resist staring at a dumpster fire 😂😂
June 20, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Also...
So sorry that I haven't visited here much. But I haven't forgotten you and I am trying to visit Blue sky as much as I can.
But some people just can't resist staring at a dumpster fire 😂😂
So sorry that I haven't visited here much. But I haven't forgotten you and I am trying to visit Blue sky as much as I can.
But some people just can't resist staring at a dumpster fire 😂😂
Okay good, so it’s not just me and my emotionally codependent granola bar.
Honestly though, I hope both places realize they’re trying to hire a badass with options.
Honestly though, I hope both places realize they’re trying to hire a badass with options.
June 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Okay good, so it’s not just me and my emotionally codependent granola bar.
Honestly though, I hope both places realize they’re trying to hire a badass with options.
Honestly though, I hope both places realize they’re trying to hire a badass with options.
Of course they both want you Tuesday morning. That’s just how it works—nothing for weeks, then suddenly it’s Hunger Games but with blazers. You’re handling it better than I would. I’d be in bed arguing with a granola bar about my future.
June 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Of course they both want you Tuesday morning. That’s just how it works—nothing for weeks, then suddenly it’s Hunger Games but with blazers. You’re handling it better than I would. I’d be in bed arguing with a granola bar about my future.
Sometimes I feel like I'm just coming back to Blue sky to check in on your latest dad jokes 🤭🤭🤗
June 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Sometimes I feel like I'm just coming back to Blue sky to check in on your latest dad jokes 🤭🤭🤗
OMFG I've missed your jokes!
June 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
OMFG I've missed your jokes!
“We’ll have two number threes and… Dave.”
“You mean for Dave?”
“No.”
“You mean for Dave?”
“No.”
June 3, 2025 at 10:48 AM
“We’ll have two number threes and… Dave.”
“You mean for Dave?”
“No.”
“You mean for Dave?”
“No.”
Our cat went missing for 4 months last year. So glad to hear yours came back in a much shorter time period.
June 3, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Our cat went missing for 4 months last year. So glad to hear yours came back in a much shorter time period.
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Spread the word my good fellows!
April 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Spread the word my good fellows!