Tom
@sirtomalot.bsky.social
Some guy with a camera
Not great but not terrible. Future poltergeist
📷🎥 - Instagram.com/mendipvisuals
Not great but not terrible. Future poltergeist
📷🎥 - Instagram.com/mendipvisuals
I didn't think mid-thirties was the sort of age where sneezing might pull a muscle in your shoulder, but here we are
February 19, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I didn't think mid-thirties was the sort of age where sneezing might pull a muscle in your shoulder, but here we are
Forever getting out of the bath like the old lady from The Shining
January 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Forever getting out of the bath like the old lady from The Shining
At least it'll be Lisa Simpson as president in 2029
January 20, 2025 at 5:23 PM
At least it'll be Lisa Simpson as president in 2029
Fiver says that America is no better off in any measurable sense of the word 4 years from now
January 20, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Fiver says that America is no better off in any measurable sense of the word 4 years from now
Guess who nearly put this instead of red wine in their chilli 🤦
January 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Guess who nearly put this instead of red wine in their chilli 🤦
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 2: a courtroom drama where the original cast is dealing with all the air traffic fines from the FAA
January 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 2: a courtroom drama where the original cast is dealing with all the air traffic fines from the FAA
One of my favourite #newyear traditions is to go to the bathroom just before midnight so you're not carrying the same shit into next year
December 30, 2024 at 12:49 PM
One of my favourite #newyear traditions is to go to the bathroom just before midnight so you're not carrying the same shit into next year
I've managed to upset an entire community of golf Karens by posting a comment on a video where a guy refused to move his tent from the green. Responses range from name calling to actual threats of attempted murder. Wow
December 18, 2024 at 7:00 PM
I've managed to upset an entire community of golf Karens by posting a comment on a video where a guy refused to move his tent from the green. Responses range from name calling to actual threats of attempted murder. Wow
Intentionally buying Arla products on my food shop because I know it upsets the conspiracy theorists
December 14, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Intentionally buying Arla products on my food shop because I know it upsets the conspiracy theorists
No surprises for any of this if I'm honest #spotifywrapped
December 4, 2024 at 3:20 PM
No surprises for any of this if I'm honest #spotifywrapped
Whammed on day one. The movie "The Holiday" has a lot to answer for. Even worse that I wasn't even watching it, it was on in the background 😡 #whamageddon
December 2, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Whammed on day one. The movie "The Holiday" has a lot to answer for. Even worse that I wasn't even watching it, it was on in the background 😡 #whamageddon
Danica Patrick, the Anna Kournikova of racing drivers 🙄 #lasvegasgp
November 24, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Danica Patrick, the Anna Kournikova of racing drivers 🙄 #lasvegasgp
See also: the UK
Nobody in the USA understands what a communist is.
November 18, 2024 at 9:25 PM
See also: the UK
If I could go back in time I'd tell younger me who has no clue about American football not to become a Cowboys fan because absolutely nothing good will come of it
The NFL forcing everyone to watch Cooper Rush v Tommy DeVito on Thanksgiving
November 18, 2024 at 3:22 PM
If I could go back in time I'd tell younger me who has no clue about American football not to become a Cowboys fan because absolutely nothing good will come of it
It shouldn't be this hard to locate a pack of two quarter pounders in this day and age
November 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM
It shouldn't be this hard to locate a pack of two quarter pounders in this day and age
It's nice to go back to seeing pictures of cats and birds rather than people who are angry because the Daily Mail tells them to be. I think I'll stick around!
November 14, 2024 at 9:13 AM
It's nice to go back to seeing pictures of cats and birds rather than people who are angry because the Daily Mail tells them to be. I think I'll stick around!