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LongShanks - (He/Him)
@sirlongshanks.bsky.social
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Anti-Fascist with a Poli Sci degree. Take your country back. 🇺🇲 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
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When Monday hits and you really just wanna run the weekend back
Aeon Engine {5} Artifact Aeon Engine enters the battlefield tapped. {T}, Exile Aeon Engine: Reverse the game's turn order.
September 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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I love this little one. A hasty small mono green critter with recursion is great, and it came out in the set that released when I first started playing
Strangleroot Geist {G}{G} Creature - Spirit Haste Undying 2/1 'Geists of the hanged often haunt the tree on which they died'
August 22, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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A Magic: the Gathering card named "Revolutionist" 5R Creature - Human Wizard When Revolutionist enters, return target instant or sorcery from your graveyard to your hand. Madness 3R
August 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Every time I see Newsom mocking Trump, I'm just here staring at my phone like
The guy everyone hates makes a good point meme
August 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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My current PC background
Paddington Bear Photoshopped into the art for the Magic: the Gathering card All is Dust, with floating pyramids and mythical floating hedrons. Edit by Geoffrey Palmer
August 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Just gonna leave this here
Fruity Pebbles flavored protein powder
August 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Buh-duh Buh-duh Buh-duh Buh-duh Buh-duh...
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My fiance made this transponder snail for me. Look at it! It's adorable! That is all.

Cuh-lick.
A transponder snail from One Piece resembling Luffy, smiling with stars for eyes and a scar underneath the left eye. A transponder snail from One Piece resembling Luffy, from another angle A transponder snail from One Piece resembling Luffy from the side view. The shell has a design referencing old rotary telephones, with red, gold, and blue stripes behind it. The top is open like a vase.
August 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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The Fox anchors while listening to Mamdani bash Cuomo and/or Adams
The guy everyone hates makes a good point meme
July 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Watson is finally out of isolation and getting along great with our other cat, but he is still unsure of the dog. The dog is big confused on what he did (nothing, he is a sweet boy that is just much larger than the timid cat) haha
An orange and white cat named Watson looking out from underneath a chair next to an avocado pillow
July 1, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Also, how rude of me. Meet Watson.
An adorable orange and white cat in his carrier with a blanket
June 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Worldspine Wurm 8{G}{G}{G} Creature - Wurm Trample When Worldspine Wurm dies, put three 5/5 green Wurm creature tokens with trample onto the battlefield. When Worldspine Wurm is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library. 15/15
May 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Lisa Simpson sitting in a red booth at a diner saying "It's called socialism."
May 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Cid, Timeless Artificer 2 {W}{U} Legendary Creature - Human Artificer Artifact creatures and Heroes you control get +1/+1 for each Artificer you control and each Artificer card in your graveyard. A deck can have any number of cards named Cid, Timeless Artificer. Cycling {W}{U} ({W}{U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
May 16, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Also a great Mutate target, among other things...
MTG card 'Become Immense' with a large snake person towering above trees in the art
April 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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A girl on Santa's lap saying "For Christmas I want a dragon!" In the next panel, Santa says "Be realistic" the next panel, the girls says "I want a Switch 2" then Santa replies "what color do you want your dragon" to which the girl replies "Red" with tears of joy
April 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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A Magic: the Gathering card named "Defenestrate" showing a person in a hat and cape being thrown out an ornate window with the text "Destroy target creature without flying" and flavor text underneath
April 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Boardroom meme with man standing up saying "We need to ensure our members get served hot food!" The next speech bubble says "How about we cover the plates?" The speech bubble after that states "we increase supervision?" then the last one states "how about we apply heat?" The first person glares at the last, and the last person is defenestrated.
April 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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pls help
Chrome tab with ":D" as the number of open tabs
April 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Chrome's version of "I am in great pain"
A screenshot of Google Chrome with so many tabs that the number has turned into a smiley face
April 9, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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Kombucha girl meme with "stab" written above the left and "cleave" written on the right
April 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Hold up. Does this work the way I want it to?? Is this a thing people know about? DO YOU LIKE DAMAGE DOUBLERS?!
A Magic: the Gathering card named "Mardu Siegebreaker" pictured with fantasy soldiers riding armored chickens. Purple snakes made of lightning charge beside them. Yes, it's that rad A Magic: the Gathering card named "Ebonblade Reaper" pictured a man with a black goatee wielding a sickle
April 7, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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@grizzledyoungvet.bsky.social I bought a thing
Me holding a newly purchased cleaver
April 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Don't try to tell me what cannot to be eat
A small silver bag with a translated warning stating "cannot to be eat"
March 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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A drawing of a man with red hair eating a balloon
March 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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A Magic the Gathering card named Ephemerate with a lion on it
March 22, 2025 at 4:03 PM