LongShanks - (He/Him)
@sirlongshanks.bsky.social
Anti-Fascist with a Poli Sci degree. Take your country back. 🇺🇲 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
Dan Gone-gino
December 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Dan Gone-gino
Reposted by LongShanks - (He/Him)
Dear @magic.wizards.com, the lorwyn story is a fantastic yule gift. Being reminded that the core of magic rules so hard is a treasure we shouldn't take for granted.
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dear @magic.wizards.com, the lorwyn story is a fantastic yule gift. Being reminded that the core of magic rules so hard is a treasure we shouldn't take for granted.
Reposted by LongShanks - (He/Him)
The Coming of Galactus - watercolour, acryla gouache and coloured pencil on paper
For Magic: The Gathering's "Marvel Super Heroes"
Some close ups to see the textures and details!
This original is looking for a home on the MTG Art Market
For Magic: The Gathering's "Marvel Super Heroes"
Some close ups to see the textures and details!
This original is looking for a home on the MTG Art Market
December 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The Coming of Galactus - watercolour, acryla gouache and coloured pencil on paper
For Magic: The Gathering's "Marvel Super Heroes"
Some close ups to see the textures and details!
This original is looking for a home on the MTG Art Market
For Magic: The Gathering's "Marvel Super Heroes"
Some close ups to see the textures and details!
This original is looking for a home on the MTG Art Market
This new Sea of Thieves DLC is crazy, who would have thought they would add oil tankers
December 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This new Sea of Thieves DLC is crazy, who would have thought they would add oil tankers
Why does Kash Patel permanently look like one of those burglars caught by a camera on a billboard for security systems? 👁️👄👁️
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Why does Kash Patel permanently look like one of those burglars caught by a camera on a billboard for security systems? 👁️👄👁️
"Radical gender ideology" sounds a lot cooler than the people using it intend it to
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
"Radical gender ideology" sounds a lot cooler than the people using it intend it to
Olivia Nuzzi-locke challenge, where you only interact with your pokemon through nsfw PC messages
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Olivia Nuzzi-locke challenge, where you only interact with your pokemon through nsfw PC messages
Pete Hague-seth
December 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Pete Hague-seth
There is something deeply dystopian about LLM's spitting out generative text that starts with "So yeah,"
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
There is something deeply dystopian about LLM's spitting out generative text that starts with "So yeah,"
The sub in the relationship who is also the frugal one: we call that bottom dollar
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The sub in the relationship who is also the frugal one: we call that bottom dollar
I think Zohran Mamdani just standing there smiling is now Jonathan Greenblatt's sleep paralysis demon
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I think Zohran Mamdani just standing there smiling is now Jonathan Greenblatt's sleep paralysis demon
New Yorkers are now regretting electing Mamdani since it seems like Trump might actually like him and thus spend more time in New York
November 22, 2025 at 6:50 AM
New Yorkers are now regretting electing Mamdani since it seems like Trump might actually like him and thus spend more time in New York
I love the idea of Trump having an intern sift through an old storage room where he had them throw all the shit to make room for the gilded Home Depot decor like "What's some socialist shit I can put up? Ah! FDR! Seeing that Commie will make him happy!"
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I love the idea of Trump having an intern sift through an old storage room where he had them throw all the shit to make room for the gilded Home Depot decor like "What's some socialist shit I can put up? Ah! FDR! Seeing that Commie will make him happy!"
I've come to win a mayoral election and talk about single payer healthcare, and I'm all out of mayoral elections
November 22, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I've come to win a mayoral election and talk about single payer healthcare, and I'm all out of mayoral elections
Marjorie Taylor Gone
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Marjorie Taylor Gone
The definition of Liberal brain sickness is being more welcoming of MTG to the resistance than to Mamdani
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The definition of Liberal brain sickness is being more welcoming of MTG to the resistance than to Mamdani
Fled Cruz? Ted Lose? Fed Cruze? Whatever you decide to call him, he will be feeling the Ted Blues if he decides to run for president
November 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Fled Cruz? Ted Lose? Fed Cruze? Whatever you decide to call him, he will be feeling the Ted Blues if he decides to run for president
I would rather my compassion go too far, instead of your cruelty.
November 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I would rather my compassion go too far, instead of your cruelty.
It's a big tent party! A tent so large, we also let the snakes in.
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
It's a big tent party! A tent so large, we also let the snakes in.
You can always count on Schumer to do nothing when action is needed, and spring into action when inaction is needed
November 11, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You can always count on Schumer to do nothing when action is needed, and spring into action when inaction is needed
We've continued to expand the penthouse before we finished building the basement, and we are wonder why our society is collapsing
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
We've continued to expand the penthouse before we finished building the basement, and we are wonder why our society is collapsing
If you have to find 8 people who won't be re-elected to vote for something because literally everyone will hate them, maybe you should just not vote for that thing
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
If you have to find 8 people who won't be re-elected to vote for something because literally everyone will hate them, maybe you should just not vote for that thing
Saying a billionaire can't be bought is like saying a lion won't eat you because they just ate your friend recently
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Saying a billionaire can't be bought is like saying a lion won't eat you because they just ate your friend recently
Make America Groyp Again
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Make America Groyp Again
I figured that we would legalize suicide booths someday, but I didn't think they would just be a booth around a tablet with Chat GPT on it
November 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I figured that we would legalize suicide booths someday, but I didn't think they would just be a booth around a tablet with Chat GPT on it