Just look at the vast catalog of great games Epic has produced: Fortnite, the zombie survival mode of Fortnite nobody plays, Jazz Jackrabbit.

You’re 90% there. The one improvement is that you should be transcribing what Matt said, not describing it. (Imagine the difference between alt’ing a news story as “screen cap of Star-Tribune headline: Cartoonist Wins Muskrat Society Award” vs “news story about an a cartoonist”.)

They don’t care that she doesn’t want it. Spreading the virus is their biological imperative. They were willing to let 800 million people die if the alternative was a setback from the military.

Besides, once she’s assimilated, she’ll be happy. They want her to be happy.

Look what happened to Gödel and Escher. Do you think those were just a coincidence?

Was it fun being the protagonist of Full Throttle (Lucasarts, 1995)?

I’d say “good luck but I’m not donating”, but I’m prettyyyyy sure I’d be Bluesky’d at (for following American political donation laws).

A finger curls on a monkey’s paw.

This guy’s previous social media thing was posting flyers for shows from the 90s.

He was in the club, wishing the fun-hating bastards in the condo floors above him would quit it.

The Guy With The Groks.

Wait, she *slays* vampires?

“‘Breach hull, all die.’ Even had it underlined.”

It might help clarify things for some people if you start calling him “the Maine Fetterman”.

You let them have their plant based straws and next they’ll be forcing you to drink PLANT BASED BEER.

I’m seeing double: two Quinns!

“I mean, sure, they’ll come for me last. Or never. But we’re all in this together, and by that I mean shut up.”

It’ll be fine, Bill. It’s not like the gales of November are coming early or anything.

Four burritos to a taxi.

This is the sort of argument that would fall apart if a moderate Democrat had also won some sort of “gubernatorial” or “statewide” election the same day, so it’s lucky for Chait that didn’t happen twice.