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learning magicks and arcanas so as to easily win a prank war against my neighbor, jerry hubbard, who took it too far when he married my mom and now i have to call him papi by degree of the king
May 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
learning magicks and arcanas so as to easily win a prank war against my neighbor, jerry hubbard, who took it too far when he married my mom and now i have to call him papi by degree of the king
asking god to jerk me off dry while i rub my ass on the pews
May 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
asking god to jerk me off dry while i rub my ass on the pews
the man in the moon needs to be replaced by the black woman who is also a small business owner in the moon
May 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
the man in the moon needs to be replaced by the black woman who is also a small business owner in the moon
it must be devastating to find out i’m who taught your favorite cousin how to kiss so good
May 22, 2025 at 9:11 AM
it must be devastating to find out i’m who taught your favorite cousin how to kiss so good
shoving three dates up my ass then squatting during the last supper and letting them plop out onto a copper plate
May 22, 2025 at 6:58 AM
shoving three dates up my ass then squatting during the last supper and letting them plop out onto a copper plate
washing my taint in the river jordan
May 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
washing my taint in the river jordan
fuck this failing empire. i hope i live long enough to watch this shit show burn to the ground.
January 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
fuck this failing empire. i hope i live long enough to watch this shit show burn to the ground.
i don’t give a single shit about anything happening 2000+ miles away from me. the capitol is fake as fuck. the west coast has no respect for the laws of the east.
January 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
i don’t give a single shit about anything happening 2000+ miles away from me. the capitol is fake as fuck. the west coast has no respect for the laws of the east.
and by cool i mean that in the cultural sense. right wing shit isn’t cool, never has been cool, will never be cool. the right wing mind has no ability to create beautiful art or write moving passages. the right wing is for dullards, for people with dog brains.
January 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
and by cool i mean that in the cultural sense. right wing shit isn’t cool, never has been cool, will never be cool. the right wing mind has no ability to create beautiful art or write moving passages. the right wing is for dullards, for people with dog brains.
the right wing is a bunch of nerds who can’t stop getting wedgied. every fucking republican is a spineless bootlicker who got into office as a vindictive act of revenge against their bullies. people in the right hate the left wing because we are cool and they aren’t shit.
January 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
the right wing is a bunch of nerds who can’t stop getting wedgied. every fucking republican is a spineless bootlicker who got into office as a vindictive act of revenge against their bullies. people in the right hate the left wing because we are cool and they aren’t shit.
renaming shit like a fucking toddler is so incredibly stupid it gives me a headache. there isn’t a word in english that gives proper breadth, width and depth of the stupidity that has taken ahold of this country.
January 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
renaming shit like a fucking toddler is so incredibly stupid it gives me a headache. there isn’t a word in english that gives proper breadth, width and depth of the stupidity that has taken ahold of this country.
political violence is the only answer and to deny this is to deny reality. their is an imbalance which must be corrected.
we must implement the rebalancing with blood.
we must implement the rebalancing with blood.
January 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
political violence is the only answer and to deny this is to deny reality. their is an imbalance which must be corrected.
we must implement the rebalancing with blood.
we must implement the rebalancing with blood.
our country is populated by the biggest group of yellow bellied dipshits to have ever existed in any point in history. we will be remembered for our willingness to roll over and show our bellies. we will be remembered for our failure to act, our failure to prevent, our failure as a civilization.
January 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
our country is populated by the biggest group of yellow bellied dipshits to have ever existed in any point in history. we will be remembered for our willingness to roll over and show our bellies. we will be remembered for our failure to act, our failure to prevent, our failure as a civilization.
democracy was not meant to survive in a capitalism hellscape. democracy is only a tool to enact totalitarianism and oligarchy. if someone can be bought, they will be bought. if someone cannot be bought, they will be removed and replaced. YOUR VOTES ARE MEANINGLESS.
January 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
democracy was not meant to survive in a capitalism hellscape. democracy is only a tool to enact totalitarianism and oligarchy. if someone can be bought, they will be bought. if someone cannot be bought, they will be removed and replaced. YOUR VOTES ARE MEANINGLESS.
liberals can especially get it. fuck a liberal forever. i can’t staaaaand your asses. the biggest cowards on earth, american liberals. “the laws will help, don’t forget to vote” bitch if you don’t shut the fuck up
January 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
liberals can especially get it. fuck a liberal forever. i can’t staaaaand your asses. the biggest cowards on earth, american liberals. “the laws will help, don’t forget to vote” bitch if you don’t shut the fuck up
not even just stupid, but cowards too. every single right wing dumbass is a fucking limp dicked coward. i will fight any of those shitheads. drag them around a parking lot by their ankle after kicking their shit in.
January 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
not even just stupid, but cowards too. every single right wing dumbass is a fucking limp dicked coward. i will fight any of those shitheads. drag them around a parking lot by their ankle after kicking their shit in.
i can’t stress enough how deeply stupid i find the general public. 95% of people can barely walk out of their house without causing a car crash or falling down some stairs. true dickbrained garbage people populate this country.
January 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
i can’t stress enough how deeply stupid i find the general public. 95% of people can barely walk out of their house without causing a car crash or falling down some stairs. true dickbrained garbage people populate this country.
we are a country of the stupidest, meanest, most violent fucking morons on earth. irredeemable place. irredeemable people. all of us.
January 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
we are a country of the stupidest, meanest, most violent fucking morons on earth. irredeemable place. irredeemable people. all of us.
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I spent all day scamming the elderly. it’s very easy and I’m very good at it
February 20, 2024 at 8:13 PM
I spent all day scamming the elderly. it’s very easy and I’m very good at it
getting fucked up on ambien and accidentally ordering chili from wendy’s
February 16, 2024 at 7:33 PM
getting fucked up on ambien and accidentally ordering chili from wendy’s
we’re bringing back stinky pussies in 2024
February 15, 2024 at 6:58 AM
we’re bringing back stinky pussies in 2024
skyrizi fiends got me for my catalytic converter
February 15, 2024 at 4:28 AM
skyrizi fiends got me for my catalytic converter
cookies and cream flavored mouthwash
February 14, 2024 at 6:25 AM
cookies and cream flavored mouthwash
who am i to decide if my uncle greg is mentally fit enough to own a restored and fully operating cannon from the wreck of the mary rose? i have never been divorced so i cannot feel with his heart
February 13, 2024 at 11:18 PM
who am i to decide if my uncle greg is mentally fit enough to own a restored and fully operating cannon from the wreck of the mary rose? i have never been divorced so i cannot feel with his heart