Selene
@sirenselene.bsky.social
34 y.o. PDX. They/them. Queer, polyamorous, kinky. Education professional by trade. Freaky lil catboi by birthright.
3/3 aaand okay! There's the missing context in the next image. Very not for butt. Do not do it.
April 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
3/3 aaand okay! There's the missing context in the next image. Very not for butt. Do not do it.
(2/3) I couldn't tell for sure what it was. I mean, it has to be... right? It must be for one's butt. If not, what would the paramedic guy say?
a man with a beard wearing a hat and a jacket is taking a selfie
Alt: Gif: a man with a beard wearing a paramedic uniform (a black hat and a half zip black jacket) becons the camera closer, a disapproving scowl on his face. After zooming in, he mouths the word, "No."
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April 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
(2/3) I couldn't tell for sure what it was. I mean, it has to be... right? It must be for one's butt. If not, what would the paramedic guy say?
I told him I'm what is called "nonbinary," which means I'm not either of those two things. (But I also told him I'm part cat. 🐈 Which made the most sense to him. )
March 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I told him I'm what is called "nonbinary," which means I'm not either of those two things. (But I also told him I'm part cat. 🐈 Which made the most sense to him. )
Still not as good as the time a new kid asked me if I was a boy or a girl, and I said, "No, I'm not." I could see him reboot. But he totally accepted my explanation after. It felt amazing! "The doctors told my mom I was a girl, but as I got to know myself, I figured out I'm not a girl, nor a boy."
March 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Still not as good as the time a new kid asked me if I was a boy or a girl, and I said, "No, I'm not." I could see him reboot. But he totally accepted my explanation after. It felt amazing! "The doctors told my mom I was a girl, but as I got to know myself, I figured out I'm not a girl, nor a boy."
Hilarious, hard-hitting humor.
February 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Hilarious, hard-hitting humor.
Tempted to start using it again. It did have me maintaining a higher level of self-care.
January 24, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Tempted to start using it again. It did have me maintaining a higher level of self-care.
I might also need some clearheaded humans to help with the small stuff throughout the following week. And I need someone who can handle caulk from atop a ladder. (I said caulk, c-a-u-l-k, you horndogs.😜)
January 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I might also need some clearheaded humans to help with the small stuff throughout the following week. And I need someone who can handle caulk from atop a ladder. (I said caulk, c-a-u-l-k, you horndogs.😜)
Okay, I just watched the TDC for Doechii. I'm captivated! It all tickled my brain in exactly the right way. But also, I kind of want a DnB remix of a bunch of the songs.
December 21, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Okay, I just watched the TDC for Doechii. I'm captivated! It all tickled my brain in exactly the right way. But also, I kind of want a DnB remix of a bunch of the songs.
I need to see this happen.
December 21, 2024 at 5:00 AM
I need to see this happen.
I understand the conflict, but also, that sounds amazing!
December 14, 2024 at 9:05 PM
I understand the conflict, but also, that sounds amazing!
Stupid snapchat ads.
December 12, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Stupid snapchat ads.