Selene
@sirenselene.bsky.social
34 y.o. PDX. They/them. Queer, polyamorous, kinky. Education professional by trade. Freaky lil catboi by birthright.
I was without a phone for most of the week. But I'm back, baby!
May 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I was without a phone for most of the week. But I'm back, baby!
Join me on an epic journey.
(1/3) I saw this on the Shop app. I haven't bought anything spicy through them, so I was surprised to see this pop up.
(1/3) I saw this on the Shop app. I haven't bought anything spicy through them, so I was surprised to see this pop up.
April 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Join me on an epic journey.
(1/3) I saw this on the Shop app. I haven't bought anything spicy through them, so I was surprised to see this pop up.
(1/3) I saw this on the Shop app. I haven't bought anything spicy through them, so I was surprised to see this pop up.
It has been a long fought battle, but the students at my childcare center are starting to put effort into getting the teachers' pronouns right. They get it wrong often, but they actually give a crap when corrected. And that's a start.
March 14, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It has been a long fought battle, but the students at my childcare center are starting to put effort into getting the teachers' pronouns right. They get it wrong often, but they actually give a crap when corrected. And that's a start.
Oh, joy!
The technician that came to repair and hook up my washer and dryer neglected to hook the drain hose to the drain. And none of us noticed until we ran a load and our carpet became waterlogged.
(See attached meme, but imagine water instead.)
The technician that came to repair and hook up my washer and dryer neglected to hook the drain hose to the drain. And none of us noticed until we ran a load and our carpet became waterlogged.
(See attached meme, but imagine water instead.)
a cartoon of a dog sitting in front of a laptop with a speech bubble saying it 's fine
ALT: a cartoon of a dog sitting in front of a laptop with a speech bubble saying it 's fine
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February 13, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Oh, joy!
The technician that came to repair and hook up my washer and dryer neglected to hook the drain hose to the drain. And none of us noticed until we ran a load and our carpet became waterlogged.
(See attached meme, but imagine water instead.)
The technician that came to repair and hook up my washer and dryer neglected to hook the drain hose to the drain. And none of us noticed until we ran a load and our carpet became waterlogged.
(See attached meme, but imagine water instead.)
Currently at Gender Ordeal. Will share my review of the show, but so far, the audience and the waiting music are both passing the vibe check.
February 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Currently at Gender Ordeal. Will share my review of the show, but so far, the audience and the waiting music are both passing the vibe check.
Just learned that there's research on injecting T into the vocal folds. That means all the voice effects with none of the systemic effects. How do I fundraise for more studies?!
February 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just learned that there's research on injecting T into the vocal folds. That means all the voice effects with none of the systemic effects. How do I fundraise for more studies?!
Officially moved out of the awful building code violation that was my last rental. Still unpacking at the new house, but it's definitely feeling like home.
January 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Officially moved out of the awful building code violation that was my last rental. Still unpacking at the new house, but it's definitely feeling like home.
Highly suspect I got drugged last night at Stage 722. Sealed water bottle from a stranger, but I felt funny after. If anyone else had the same thing happen, let me know.
January 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Highly suspect I got drugged last night at Stage 722. Sealed water bottle from a stranger, but I felt funny after. If anyone else had the same thing happen, let me know.
Moving day is fast approaching. I'm looking for strong, skilled friends to assist this weekend in exchange for snacks, intoxicating goodies, and maybe a little rope tasting. I might also have furniture to barter if you're in need.
January 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Moving day is fast approaching. I'm looking for strong, skilled friends to assist this weekend in exchange for snacks, intoxicating goodies, and maybe a little rope tasting. I might also have furniture to barter if you're in need.
Just watched the Tiny Desk Concert with Sabrina Carpenter. WHEN WERE YOU FUCKERS GOING TO TELL ME I WOULD ADORE HER?!!! Seriously, you don't have to safeguard this absolute treasure.
December 21, 2024 at 5:01 AM
Just watched the Tiny Desk Concert with Sabrina Carpenter. WHEN WERE YOU FUCKERS GOING TO TELL ME I WOULD ADORE HER?!!! Seriously, you don't have to safeguard this absolute treasure.
Farewell, winter warriors. I have gone to Whamhalla. #Whamageddon2024
December 12, 2024 at 10:11 AM
Farewell, winter warriors. I have gone to Whamhalla. #Whamageddon2024
I found this test pretty flawed (very binary, which shouldn't come as a surprise). But it's not completely wrong with the results.
December 8, 2024 at 11:13 PM
I found this test pretty flawed (very binary, which shouldn't come as a surprise). But it's not completely wrong with the results.
I've been reading all the bios on the Strange Bedfellas website. Definitely have a few monsters in mind I'd like to take to dinner and invite back to my place for dessert. strangebedfellas.com
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December 8, 2024 at 10:20 AM
I've been reading all the bios on the Strange Bedfellas website. Definitely have a few monsters in mind I'd like to take to dinner and invite back to my place for dessert. strangebedfellas.com
Headed back to Portland in the afternoon. But not before I buy $60 worth of egg bagels on Fairfax. #TheyCanTakeTheJewOutOfLosAngeles #ButTheyCantTakeLosAngelesOutOfTheJew
November 30, 2024 at 9:01 AM
Headed back to Portland in the afternoon. But not before I buy $60 worth of egg bagels on Fairfax. #TheyCanTakeTheJewOutOfLosAngeles #ButTheyCantTakeLosAngelesOutOfTheJew
Currently watching Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris. Very charming.
November 29, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Currently watching Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris. Very charming.
Yippee! Got my ticket for KinkFest 2025!
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November 23, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Yippee! Got my ticket for KinkFest 2025!
Well mystery may be solved.
E. coli outbreak on organic raw carrots
+ healthy children's lunches
+ parents and kids that don't wash their hands or produce properly
+ custodians that don't clean/sanitize cafeteria tables after lunch
= "mystery stomach bug" at my work that has hit me TWICE.
E. coli outbreak on organic raw carrots
+ healthy children's lunches
+ parents and kids that don't wash their hands or produce properly
+ custodians that don't clean/sanitize cafeteria tables after lunch
= "mystery stomach bug" at my work that has hit me TWICE.
November 20, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Well mystery may be solved.
E. coli outbreak on organic raw carrots
+ healthy children's lunches
+ parents and kids that don't wash their hands or produce properly
+ custodians that don't clean/sanitize cafeteria tables after lunch
= "mystery stomach bug" at my work that has hit me TWICE.
E. coli outbreak on organic raw carrots
+ healthy children's lunches
+ parents and kids that don't wash their hands or produce properly
+ custodians that don't clean/sanitize cafeteria tables after lunch
= "mystery stomach bug" at my work that has hit me TWICE.
Confession: I have been suffering for multiple days with obsessive thoughts about being used like a cocksleeve. (But only by femme tops. A gocksleeve, if you will.) #lewdenough? #notaninvitation #hypersexual #demisexual
November 20, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Confession: I have been suffering for multiple days with obsessive thoughts about being used like a cocksleeve. (But only by femme tops. A gocksleeve, if you will.) #lewdenough? #notaninvitation #hypersexual #demisexual
I should probably make a first post instead of lurking. So...hi!
Also, do you like my cover photo? Be sure to squint to get the full picture. 😜
Also, do you like my cover photo? Be sure to squint to get the full picture. 😜
November 18, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I should probably make a first post instead of lurking. So...hi!
Also, do you like my cover photo? Be sure to squint to get the full picture. 😜
Also, do you like my cover photo? Be sure to squint to get the full picture. 😜