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they/them with problems. siredisco on everything. go find me. i love my wife.
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:p butt
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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MEEEE MEEEEE MEEEEEE
December 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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yes
December 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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oh my god this is perfect .. .actually.. . (writes dissertation on lash pocket shiv)
POCKET .. THEY THEM. OK. (said to the masses worse than jacob lash.)
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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The Basics Listen, it’s a crackship. Let’s get that out of the way. On the other hand, so is almost every ship in Deadlock at the moment due to the state of the lore. Ships with “a real foundation” are relying on, like, two voice lines and a piece of string. The only difference here is we’re relying on no voice lines and a piece of string. Now that the bar has been lowered… Characterization: Pocket Pocket is an angsty sadsack who lies to themself and has a whole lot of Daddy Issues. They bury their ambitious streak and try to distance themself from decisions they’re uncomfortable making (consider the voice line, “It’s the spirits killing them, not me.” You know, the spirits in the case that Pocket carries and opens to make all their attacks. Not sure whose fault the shotgun is.) Characterization: Lash Jacob Lash is an arrogant, showboating, loud mouthed pitfighter who will flirt with anything that moves - all of which is to say he’s an insecure idiot. He’s hot though. In Neon Prime, pre-Deadlock becoming Deadlock, Lash had a nonbinary ex he whined about, implying he’s both pan and def the type to get attached despite the fuckboy attitude. PS even Jacob Lash respects they/them pronouns. Imagine being a bigger asshole than Jacob Lash. The Gameplay: Same Team Both characters are high mobility characters with high burst damage and potential for great synergy. Lash ult into Pocket ult and their respective follow-ups is the stuff of dreams (or nightmares, if you’re the enemy team). If you manage to survive, they can both hunt you down afterward too. It’s horrible/very sexy.
September 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM