the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic
@robocryptid.bsky.social
NSFW | she/they, bi/queer | fanfic writer, smut peddler & shitpost oracle | Deadlock + Yeehan + BG3 + TV shows + whatever else tickles my fancy
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I'm robo! I yap about TV and vidya games, and I write fanfic. Currently compulsively writing fic for Valve's Deadlock. I don't know how to stop.
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i will be finishing these. my god
December 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
i will be finishing these. my god
whichever Child’s Play my brothers forced me to watch when I was 8 or so, because they were very responsible babysitters.
Name 1 movie from your childhood you were way too young to watch.
December 29, 2025 at 4:08 AM
whichever Child’s Play my brothers forced me to watch when I was 8 or so, because they were very responsible babysitters.
the best thing about Pocket yaoi is the rent lowering properties, bc there’s no way any of the dudes Pocket (23) gets shipped with are under 30, and some have got to be 40+. keeps away a certain kind of fan.
the best thing about Pocket yuri is Mina. obviously.
the best thing about Pocket yuri is Mina. obviously.
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
the best thing about Pocket yaoi is the rent lowering properties, bc there’s no way any of the dudes Pocket (23) gets shipped with are under 30, and some have got to be 40+. keeps away a certain kind of fan.
the best thing about Pocket yuri is Mina. obviously.
the best thing about Pocket yuri is Mina. obviously.
I know I’m the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic, but I am much more deeply mentally unwell about Pocket. I want to grind them between my teeth and throw them off a balcony but also bake them cookies and tell them it’s gonna be alright, you know?
December 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I know I’m the spiders Georg of Lash fanfic, but I am much more deeply mentally unwell about Pocket. I want to grind them between my teeth and throw them off a balcony but also bake them cookies and tell them it’s gonna be alright, you know?
Deadlock has been available in early access for like a year and a half now, and I still can't watch a brand new stream or YT video without the player misgendering Pocket. instant eyeroll.
December 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Deadlock has been available in early access for like a year and a half now, and I still can't watch a brand new stream or YT video without the player misgendering Pocket. instant eyeroll.
I know I would finish more things faster if I worked on them in order, but fanfic is a HOBBY and I should do it the way I ENJOY doing it (shouting at my internal capitalist overlord)
December 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I know I would finish more things faster if I worked on them in order, but fanfic is a HOBBY and I should do it the way I ENJOY doing it (shouting at my internal capitalist overlord)
I’m pegging Jacob Lash under the mistletoe someone forgot to take down after the holidays
December 28, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I’m pegging Jacob Lash under the mistletoe someone forgot to take down after the holidays
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Did some pocket doodle for Secret santa in the server hehe
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Did some pocket doodle for Secret santa in the server hehe
high intellectual moment of the evening: internally debating whether Lash Deadlock is creative with his sex positions bc he likes to try to impress people with his athleticism, or if he goes for the same thing all the time bc he’s efficient at getting off & the other person is a means to that end
December 26, 2025 at 11:49 PM
high intellectual moment of the evening: internally debating whether Lash Deadlock is creative with his sex positions bc he likes to try to impress people with his athleticism, or if he goes for the same thing all the time bc he’s efficient at getting off & the other person is a means to that end
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December 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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almost every ship in Deadlock is more or less equally nonsensical. I love that in a fandom.
August 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
almost every ship in Deadlock is more or less equally nonsensical. I love that in a fandom.
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December 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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Ngl bsky might not be the best (esp bc of its ceos constantly fucking up) but the cleaning tools, esp the nuclear block, made the mindset here completely infertile ground for dogpiling and general hostility in interactions and just that makes it such an infinitely better place than xitter. +
December 26, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Ngl bsky might not be the best (esp bc of its ceos constantly fucking up) but the cleaning tools, esp the nuclear block, made the mindset here completely infertile ground for dogpiling and general hostility in interactions and just that makes it such an infinitely better place than xitter. +
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First completed comm! Hawt crime ladies Wraith & Calico from Deadlock for @robocryptid.bsky.social 💜
#artses
#artses
February 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
First completed comm! Hawt crime ladies Wraith & Calico from Deadlock for @robocryptid.bsky.social 💜
#artses
#artses
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No art recently cause I don’t feel great this month, but I did doodle a little so I can post something today.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays
#deadlock #deadlockfanart
Merry Christmas and happy holidays
#deadlock #deadlockfanart
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
No art recently cause I don’t feel great this month, but I did doodle a little so I can post something today.
Merry Christmas and happy holidays
#deadlock #deadlockfanart
Merry Christmas and happy holidays
#deadlock #deadlockfanart
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i completely forgot to post this til now- but thats fine, merry christmas!! happy holidays!!! get some mina lovebites under the mistletoe (at your own risk!)
#deadlock #deadlockfanart #art
#deadlock #deadlockfanart #art
December 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
i completely forgot to post this til now- but thats fine, merry christmas!! happy holidays!!! get some mina lovebites under the mistletoe (at your own risk!)
#deadlock #deadlockfanart #art
#deadlock #deadlockfanart #art
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I was compelled by David Dastmalchian's Sad Boy Gurathin™ face to do my best to capture it. Very fun, man I love making faces.
foxishdraws #tmbd
foxishdraws #tmbd
December 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I was compelled by David Dastmalchian's Sad Boy Gurathin™ face to do my best to capture it. Very fun, man I love making faces.
foxishdraws #tmbd
foxishdraws #tmbd
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Merry Christmas !
Gift I made for @mishchan.bsky.social , wish you a wonderful holiday
#GiftYH2025miniss #yeehanmas #yeehan
Gift I made for @mishchan.bsky.social , wish you a wonderful holiday
#GiftYH2025miniss #yeehanmas #yeehan
December 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Merry Christmas !
Gift I made for @mishchan.bsky.social , wish you a wonderful holiday
#GiftYH2025miniss #yeehanmas #yeehan
Gift I made for @mishchan.bsky.social , wish you a wonderful holiday
#GiftYH2025miniss #yeehanmas #yeehan
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December 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
