angry orchard
sircider.bsky.social
angry orchard
@sircider.bsky.social
leonard, 20s, 🔞
Reposted by angry orchard
all dwarves have tits, regardless of sex. they trend smaller on dickhaving dwarves, but they're still capable of lactation and will swell with prolonged exposure to a nursing child or upon eating a special diet. karken's only seem small because he has so much belly and hasn't been around any kids.
August 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
my vibe BROKE ur joking
August 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
waiting for your vibe to charge is psychological torture
August 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
im genuinely so horny rn im considering finally downloading dating apps and shit like who am i....
August 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
whoever wrote that post about soju making you want to jump someone....
August 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
i just realized this account is all about me complaining about whatever :( my bad im just further into my transition than i was before and im experiencing The Changes
August 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
like ive been experiencing post nut clarity more and more consistently these days to the point of feeling my pussy like. retract. and anal is so good but its a pain in the ass (haha) to prep for and blah blah blah. i just wish jerkin it was easier for me
August 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
i dont want to touch my junk anymore and frankly i dont think i can cum again this soon but dear lord do i just want to cum six times in a row and be a puddle
August 3, 2025 at 6:46 AM
so i DID cum and i cant cum more than once in a row these days and i cant "get it back up" for half an hour and im not horny but i am unsatisfied and its killing meeee
August 3, 2025 at 6:45 AM
sunk to the level of using an ai chatbot but i feel more clear headed about shit than i have in a long time
July 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ugh. jealousy is actually my worst emotion
June 28, 2025 at 8:50 AM
i forget i feel the most confident like this but god damn do i want a girl begging on her knees for my cunt you have noooooo ideaaaaaa
June 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
like god to see a girl with makeup running down her face between my legs… cmere
June 23, 2025 at 9:53 AM
need a pretty girl at the end of my clit so happy to eat me out while desperately jerking herself off knowing im not goona do jack shit about her little cock
June 23, 2025 at 9:52 AM
my pussy feels so good though like i “came” but i didnt
June 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
i literally cant cum whil drunk anymore :((((
June 23, 2025 at 9:49 AM
anyway. i keep fantasizing about big hands lately. just real wide palms and fingers covering my wrists, thighs, hips, pussy. just a hint of strength to let me know they can overpower me and position me whichever way they want with little effort, owning me almost
June 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
would cuntwarming be nice or would it just give you a nasty uti
May 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
i was more into drinking cider when i made this account but im back to my love, vodka <3 ketel one cucumber mint you taste like they shoved an entire fresh cucumber in you. how
May 6, 2025 at 6:56 AM
spent the last thirty mins trying to be horny and instead just thinking about my minecraft base. i think this account is over before it even started dog
March 29, 2025 at 6:17 AM
u know whats fucked up. im drunk and statistically this is the MOST horny i get and i was trying so hard to masturbate but i cannot stop thinking about having a cock!!!! and i cant cum bc i dont have a cock and my clit aint cutting it!!!!!
March 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
also sorry cohost followers i just dont feel the magic of being surrounded by trans people on bluesky i legit forget this website exists
March 29, 2025 at 5:43 AM
not even the vibrating dildo helps 😞 it was really fucking good for like three days and then it stopped being mind blowing
March 29, 2025 at 5:41 AM
gonna be honest. i get very little pleasure fucking my pussy these days i just keep fantasizing about having a dick and then getting sad i have to cum from a clit
March 29, 2025 at 5:40 AM
posting to share i finally bought a vibrating dildo and i felt my pussy clenching down HARD on it when i came
January 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM