Dwight Schrute
@sirbrianoftx.bsky.social
Assistant Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company. I am proficient in karate and could easily physically dominate you.
Dude, that's literally the Terminator taking over and making the humans teach it first. I am high.
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January 10, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Dude, that's literally the Terminator taking over and making the humans teach it first. I am high.
Weedz! Holy shit we're actually going to invade Greenland.
..... Greenland.
..... Greenland.
January 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Weedz! Holy shit we're actually going to invade Greenland.
..... Greenland.
..... Greenland.
The Art of Dumbassery
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The Art of Dumbassery
At this point, I've concluded that his supporters are stone cold fucking morons.
January 9, 2026 at 3:51 PM
At this point, I've concluded that his supporters are stone cold fucking morons.
This is Texas 😁
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January 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
This is Texas 😁
Or, Roger that. Something like that man. 🤣
January 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Or, Roger that. Something like that man. 🤣
Copy that Houston
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January 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Copy that Houston